Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SPACE MACO]

I assume they reagent tested the brown substance, so whatever it is, it likely isn’t heroin.

So not only is rackets snorting tons of coke, balldos, swinging gallore, but also has a scat fetish?

 

[Free Dick Pills]

the locals gift WILL be delivered (and it will be the sonichu-medallion)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He probably gave them permission to enter without a warrant.

Nah, the cops had to break open that door, if he weren't on coke, he would have pulled out a Ruby Ridge, but out of stupidity and hubris more than anything

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

That or the towers of intellect that make up most drug dealers have an easier time figuring out base 10 conversions than trying to remember the Imperial system's bullshit


I never got into coke enough to start jawing when on it, but my understanding is the booze also cuts down on that a fair bit too.

It really comes down to granularity. 1 gram is is a bitch to measure in fractions of an ounce and provides too much potential for drift. Thus, grams and milligrams are the best measurement for such things. That’s why marijuana is commonly done in ounces and not lightweight substances like meth, cocaine and fentanyl.

 

[Orc-Chud]

He's just happy he's not the biggest piece of shit in lawtube anymore

What’s the lore on this guy, I don’t know shit about these lawtube fags

 

[dustnight]

Sounds like Nick came home to this... Probably dropping off one of the kids somewhere

They might not be counting oldest 16yo.

 

[Kandinsky]

Law Talk with Mike just covered Nick’s arraignment and discussed the unwaveable conflict.

 

[Space Pope]

What’s going on with his arm? Is that a zit? Boil? General sore from picking at himself? Track mark? IV mark with that sticky tape residue line underneath?




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lol.

I'm glad that the kids are out of this situation but I am upset that Nicki had to wait until the week I was traveling to get arrested.

 

[Vapor Sauce]

Nick really should be thanking Christ he isn't dead. Not just from the coke and booze but he's lucky one of his kids didn't get ahold of a gun and kill him. Or worse that he didn't go on a bender and shoot someone else in that house. This story could've been way darker than it already is. I consider him bafflingly lucky all things considered.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

As much as we'd all like to see it, I doubt he's retarded enough to continue self-representing.

Probably just did the bail hearing pro se to get it over with asap and not risk having to wait for a public defender.

Nick is the BEE'S Knees! Warsky's Jam even!

You know damn well he's not sober enough to make good judgements yet.

 

[HostilePustule]

is there a non-zero chance of a toxicology report coming up at some point?

 

[Harm]

Hopefully it was his side whore and not one of his daughters.

Agreed, but considering they said it's an unidentified "girl" instead of a "woman" or Imholte by name leads me to believe it was one of his daughters who's already been coached on what to do in this situation.

 

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The fat drug addled idiot thinks April walked.

 

[AnOminous]

26.67g of cocaine via the news article.

I wonder if the 1.67 extra grams involved a thumb on the scale.

Thus, all 4 children inside were treated to the spectacle of cops knocking the door down. When cops do that, they typically do not enter in a calm, friendly manner.

For me, it's the single most telling detail in the story so far.

That's what makes Nick an absolutely worthless irredeemable piece of shit.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Did he snort shit?

Ass-to-wine bottle-to-mouth surely is something

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I am expecting Nick's remaining Locals Balldoguards to insist that Nick wasn't doing any of that 26.67g of coke and it was actually going to be divvied out as the Locals 5K gift.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

So according to the police report all the drugs, paraphernalia and even weapons were on full display. What I don't understand is- don't they have relatives? Didn't they notice a pile of Ketamine pills on full display and accessible to children? I mean they could've cleaned when someone visited, but didn't they see the condition they were in?
Also- what's the current theory on who ratted them out? Or was just a random arrest?

 

[trash cat]

Nah. IMO, he was just moving his head up to try to avoid needing to snort or sniff.

Have you listened to some of his recent streams? He makes zero sense, rambling stream of consciousness nonsense .

Ketamine and coke is a really good explanation for this extremely strange behavior.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

is there a non-zero chance of a toxicology report coming up at some point?

17 pages long

 

[Red flaming panda]

I've been catching up on the Nick lore and I must say. All those jokes he made at Jim have got to be some of the retarded insults levy at Jim I've ever heard from anyone.
>When you finally die, and they bury you in the ground, I'm going to find your corps and donate you to the "UofAm?" and I'm going to say "oh no, this a Muslim whose suicide vest didn't go off. Can we put it back on him."
Jesus fucking Christ. Ralph was better at attacking Jim ffs, and that nigger was drunk.