Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JackoVerde]

Johnny Cochran: if the balldo doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

School starts around 8 a.m.? If it's the one and only private Christian school in Kandiyohi, then the closest police station is a ten minute drive away. That's fitting the timeline to a tee. Teachers are definitely bound to be mandatory reporters of child endangerment, so a teacher at that school makes the most sense.

Oldest attends Community Christian School at 1300 19th Ave SW, Willmar, MN. Office opens at 7:30, not totally clear when school starts but 8 would be logical.

Community Christian School is ten minutes from the office that the complaint was called into. It's at 2201 23rd St NE, also Willmar, MN.

Teachers are mandatory reporters in Minnesota.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

So they are living in a mansion, but live like tweakers, because oh shit they are tweakers? and this home nanny is not a buttler too? those poor fucking kids! Those 5 kids seen some shit!

This is untucking real!

Edit, Nick Was shooting shit too .... what a disgusting pos

 

[Harm]

I think it said 26.67 including packaging.

His Locals will be insisting it was packaged in concrete once they find this detail out.

 

[timewave0]

For various reasons, I have more sympathy for addicts than the average farmer. That sympathy completely fucking evaporates the moment children are involved.

If you want to throw your life away as a young single man, go ahead. You’ll be nothing but a burden on the people who love you and on society, but at least the negative impact of your actions will be somewhat narrow in scope. But if you have children, innocent young children who rely on you and use you as a base of reference for how a person ought to act, doing this kind of bullshit is evil. Unequivocally evil. He gets zero sympathy.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Prescription side bitch as well.

And now he’s lost his prescription children

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The real demon is his wife. Covert narcissists are push overs. If she had put her foot down, like Null suggested, he would have buckled while going into a narcissistic rage but it would just be him bad mouthing her on streams. Fuck her. I really hate her the most.

 

[break these cuffs]

LOL completely normal

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Having an entry team breach your door and point guns at your kids is just so FUNNY and WEIRD isn't it guys?

 

[AnOminous]

Does Nick have the stomach to fall on the sword, or does he try to rat further up the line?

Nicky got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, "Hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Riker's"
But the next day he got offed
By the very same bikers

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

It all started with the forging of the medallions.
Three were given to the deathfats, consumers of the damned and gluttonous of all beings.
Seven were given to the furfags, the diseased creatures of the fabric halls.
And nine... nine were given to the troons, who above all else desire power.
For within these medallions was bound the strength and will to express their lolcow traits.
But they were all deceived, as there was one medallion to rule them all, the Medallion of Autism.
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The Medallion was soon passed onto Nick Rekieta, who had this only chance to destroy evil forever.
But the hearts of lolcows are easily corrupted, and The Medallion of Autism had a will of it's own.
It betrayed Nick Reikieta to his doom and some things that should have not been forgotten, were lost.

Beyond brilliant.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

There are a lot of drug users directly and indirectly powerleveling in this thread.

Former, thank you. The 90’s were a crazy time and I wasn’t born with a good-axis alignment, I had to get there on my own

 

[Lancelot]

“

What the fuck? Ok, if it's the average chud being caught on drug possession charges I agree. Shit's a bit wack when it comes to keeping addicts locked up, you can't just beat somebody to death with a carrotless stick.

But Rackets? Have you been keeping up? He's doing several different drugs as well as alcohol along with Our Wife and the Hotwife, is leaving unsecured firearms around the house, and isn't even bothering to feed the kids. It's a fucking crack den. And of course he'll learn nothing, will disagree with this entire assessment, and will be demanding his entire life back the very instant he's released.

It's not about having a vendetta against Rekieta, it's just putting 2 and 2 together and realising that a locked up Balldo ensures the safety of his abused children. It's like when Lowtax killed himself. Am I happy that a nigga domed himself? No. Is the life of everybody who's ever been associated with him better for it, though? Absolutely.

Unsecured firearms - By law he isn’t required to have them secured and it also doesn’t change the gun charge anyways

“He isn’t feeding the kids “ Zero evidence of that

“Doing lots of different drugs” Well they seemed to search his place and only find (a lot) of cocaine

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Some Locals

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If he pleads guilty and admits he was on actual drugs of his own volition will they all just kill themselves?

 

[break these cuffs]

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Unsecured firearms - By law he isn’t required to have them secured and it also doesn’t change the gun charge anyways

“He isn’t feeding the kids “ Zero evidence of that

“Doing lots of different drugs” Well they seemed to search his place and only find (a lot) of cocaine

and ketamine

 

[Finger Pistols]

"MY CLIENTS"

HES REPRESENTING APRIL AND KAYLA

His stupidity and hubris knows no bounds! I kneel to the Rekieta bros! He is the lolcow of the year, NAY, THE LOLCOW OF THE DECADE!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE GAMBA SESH ! HE'LL EITHER WALK A FREE MAN OR LOSE IT ALL! THE BIGGEST FELTENING OF ALL TIME IS AWAITING THIS MAN!

 

[Prester John]

Nick has been told to abstain from alcohol but can’t that actually kill since he’s a pretty heavy duty alcoholic?

Shouldn’t he been weaned off alcohol under medical supervision?

He will definitely suffer withdrawals in the state he's in.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I wonder if Nick is going to pile on the pounds and turn into a big fatty now he can’t curb his appetite with drugs anymore, plus he will be 100000x more stressed than he ever was before.

Maybe he will do mukbangs as some nice, safe content on the Youtube channel if he gets out.

Deathfat board here we come!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Why this man was buying an ounce
Of coke at a time, to simply snort it, is insane, it just shows how out of the loop he was

Arrogance.

$100 dollar bill with white residue which tested positive for cocaine.

Lol, lame.

Nick has been told to abstain from alcohol but can’t that actually kill since he’s a pretty heavy duty alcoholic?

Shouldn’t he been weaned off alcohol under medical supervision?

Rehab (with detox as step 1) is VERY available. He should get on the phone to Hazelden the minute he's released and check in tomorrow.

 

[Harm]

“Doing lots of different drugs” Well they seemed to search his place and only find (a lot) of cocaine

Not quite. They found Ketamine and an unidentified "brown substance" in a baggy too.

 

[gagabobo1997]

He's facing 26 years in prison if he doesn't get a plea deal

In any normal case he would 100% get a plea deal and would never do 26 years. Nick however is so monumentally retarded he might actually have to do it all lol.