Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Blur Kayla too. Please.

No, she deserves to be raked over the coals for at best standing by and letting their household reach that point or worst actively contributing.

Also, Aaron FUCK YOU. If you saw the state of their home and it was anything like this you SHOULD HAVE reported them yourself. Eat shit.

 

[Escalating Violence]

https://www.fox9.com/news/nick-rekieta-mn-lawyer-youtuber-facing-drug-charge

Found ketamine and an AR under the bed....

The ket was definitely for Kayla. No way was Nick taking Coke AND ket at the same time. I can only imagine how fucked the high you get from combining those 2 is.

 

[Major]

No, he's just barely starting the shakes + sweat stage. He's got such wonderful delights to look forward to.

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Unless he violates his bail terms (he absolutely will violate his bail terms) and starts drinking again, the shakes and sweat will get increasingly worse over the next 24 hours at which point he'll start the actual DTs and seizures. That lasts for a day, then he'll start hallucinating, and that lasts for god only knows how long.

All this while he's detoxing from Cocaine, Ketamine, and Heroin too, at the same time.

Oh and all this presumably with a house full of booze and whatever nose candy they didn't find in their raid and/or raids.

The BEST thing his family could have done would be to enter his house without permission and discard every single trace of booze they could find, presuming anyone's allowed at what is a crime scene at this point. Because he's a non-functioning addict and absolutely, 100%, will drink once the deets and first seizure starts.

[Realization: He might not even be allowed to go home if it's a crime scene and they want to keep it pristine.]

If he doesn't check himself into a hospital for help detoxing he's a goddamned fool. He's going to need help but with ODD and Narcissism there's no fucking way he'll ever admit it.

it's psychosomatic, he'll get over it in a few hours the big baby

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Also April was released so she probably ratted them out.

Shiver and shake, this hoe is a snake.

 

[Fools Idol]

I was sent an image from the cop that arrested him.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

Now that anime lawyer is jailed, maybe he would be willing to sell me his house, it's pretty sweet.

Castle Balldo

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This shower is so large and nice, I could spend hours calling @Null on the phone. Maybe tell him about some people posting wrong information and stuff. No reason, just to chat ha ha.

This is unironically such a nice piece of property. Just another thing Rekieta squandered.

 

[break these cuffs]

it's psychosomatic, he'll get over it in a few hours the big baby

I have it from Nick himself that he's not an alcoholic, so he doesn't need to worry.

 

[mlanguishi]

And of course it's all about her..

 

[Anstiv]

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Nigga that's poop

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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His weight being listed at "0 lbs" gave me a laugh in all this madness.

This made me laugh so uncontrollably that my abdomen actually started to hurt.

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She got them to bring more illegal drugs to the jail

It is like an onion.

They're hoarders, too!? Well...

The lulz stop coming and they don't stop coming/
Head to the Farms and I hit the thread running

I am really not surprised that the house was a mess from the brief glimpses of the kitchen we have seen.

And it looks like this is far from over. I do hope it slows down over the weekend though. This has been my best week on the site ever.

I have this really bad feeling that they are going to find a certain type of images on one or more of his devices. They have to be going through them. I would think they must have seized that shit given that he gave all appearances of being a drug dealer.

As someone who has no concept of cocaine or the metric system, is the amount found something a normal user would have on them or way more/less

It is a lot.

Weighing it out to provide April with her share?

My first thought was packaging smaller amounts for travel and the studio.

Damn it Nick we're getting 25 years.

 

[CoomerTine]

Can we crowdfund shooting Vito and his handler Dax into the sun?

No
In the face. Multiple rounds.

 

[TexOffender]

Sean was going over it on stream with some guests. Nick saying April was just visiting and doesn't live there saved her from a straight possession charge.

 

[Big Fat Guy]

Now that anime lawyer is jailed, maybe he would be willing to sell me his house, it's pretty sweet.

Castle Balldo

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This shower is so large and nice, I could spend hours calling @Null on the phone. Maybe tell him about some people posting wrong information and stuff. No reason, just to chat ha ha.

Reeks of McMansion shittiness that he probably paid 50x the value of.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Is that characters name balldo or am I losing my mind

Very close, but Baldi isn't going to like you comparing him to a sex toy.

 

[SFINAE]

Is that characters name balldo or am I losing my mind

Close, it's Baldi.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Watching Potentially Criminal going over this shitshow, but is the prosecuting attorney that approves the complaint. The same one that will be Nicks prosecutor?

 

[JackoVerde]

>niggers
>based
You are very stupid niggercattle.

General butt naked is not a nigga.
He’s too intelligent.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Rekieta lost to this guy. How embarrassing.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Oh my god this is so much worse than I ever had imagined. Thank god those kids have rich grandparents, I’m sure they will be taken care of far better now than they have been.

I bet in the end Nick does 3-5 Years.

Somehow it’ll still be our faults though.

 

[Symalsa]

He's been assigned Judge Fischer lmao he's fucked August 25th

What’s the deal with Fischer?