Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mindlessobserver]

I hate having

The weight was recorded on site and with the containers, which came up as 26.6g - they will weigh it back in the lab, without the containers, and Nick better be praying it's less than 25g. I don't know if the charge can be downgraded after the fact, but if it can, this is a final hope for him or he could be doing the minimum recommendation of 5.5 years.

If the container was just a ziplock baggie, that is probably a forlorn hope.

 

[OTView]

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A couple of amusing lines. Confirmed for living in squalor, and Nick raged at the warrant.

I apologize for being 15 pages behind right now, but
>clothes everywhere, dirty dishes, dust, and an overall dirty home

I feel so fucking bad for those kids, goddamn. Genuinely saddening.

 

[mlanguishi]

Nick has to go until August without drinking. He's not gonna make it.

Alcohol piss tests are notoriously unreliable and takes some effort to fail. They say 72-80 hours on them, but I've seen people pass within 24-48 unless wasted. But I guess he's always wasted so I won't be surprised if he fails because he's such a fuckup they'll probably test at least once a week, probably twice.

Quartering today's: https://rumble.com/v4x7mnf-nick-rek...on-for-arrest-50000-bail-may-lose-custod.html

 

[zimzam88]

The only thing I want is for his children to be safe.

He shouldn't get custody until he's proven years of sobriety. All the descriptions of his house and his condition is horrific to imagine young children living in that. Get the kids out and let him self destruct on his own.

 

[JustStopDude]

The amount of coke in the house strikes me as notable. It's 26.67 grams, just over the 25 gram charge upgrade in Minnesota. I bet Nick looked up the laws regarding this, bought 25 grams of coke not too long ago and figured "eh we'll snort the last bit before it's likely we'll get caught at all". That strikes me as exactly the kind of thing Nick would do

That over a quarter cup of coke. Holy shit Nick could use American units for his drug purchases.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This cope is seriously on another level. More than any cope I saw when Null and Clairebare first criticized Nick back in January of 2023

these people are really good proof against the idea of democracy or at least universal suffrage.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick has to go until August without drinking. He's not gonna make it.

But that'll kill him faster than the alcohol and drugs themselves would!

So anyway, BMJ, what's he like? Idk much.

 

['Ole Dente]

Call me a moralfag, but jokes like that at the children's expense are pretty fucked at this point.

It is, you are totally right, however calling his children “The Cracklings” is hilarious.

 

[Puff]

What say you now, sir? It was in fact 25 grams.

Yeah, yeah. Looks like this is far crazier than anticipated

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

It's a good thing Nick has a nice nest egg stashed and can ROR with a $50K bond. That would really suck to be a poor, broke, pleb, who has to have probation officer and keep on the straight and narrow for 3 months with random check-ins and piss tests until the next hearing.

Weren't the substance and travel restrictions in place either way? I thought posting the $50k just meant he didn't have to check in and drop urine. I may well be wrong, but that's what I thought I gathered from listening to this whole mess.

 

[Phil Leotardo]

Hot off the presses an order for release has appeared.

Edit:
How long before he breaks it.
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I'm confused, does this mean he can consume alcohol if he ponies up the 50k?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Damn, so it was coke after all. I doubted the word of the lying cuck.

What are the chances he has to do some time?

 

[Wash away the rain]

I do wonder if he will try to get the judge changed with appeals before the trial.

 

[ZipDisk]

The thing I like about the cold hard reports is that it slays the fucking "They were buying drugs" fanfic so many people were latched onto.
Just the facts, ma'am.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick! You win Lolcow of the Decade.

Next JULAYS we need to present Nick with a special "Lifetime Achievement" award.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

Maybe I missed it, but has anyone seen what the search warrant was for? A mandatory reporter talked to the cops on the 16th, they show up with a warrant on the 23rd, but what was it for specifically?

I don't know if the cops talked to Nick in the intervening week, or if the initial report was enough to move them. But if they wait a week and have a warrant ready to go yesterday, that's more than an impromptu wellness or CPS check.

Some of the other lawtubers speculated that the cops did some investigation- maybe staked out his house and tailed some of the people coming and going and connected them to a known dealer- maybe they leaned on the dealer and got him to rat them out.

The "Mandatory Reporter" that called it in initially could be from a wide variety of sources- because he's so involved with homeschool groups, there may be neighbors or other homeschoolers that somehow qualify as mandatory reporters, or maybe it was someone who qualifies who watched that last stream. Honestly, whoever called it in may have saved his life and, as horrible as this is for the kids, it's less horrible than what they'd go through if their parents kept spiraling down the tubes. Maybe this won't get them clean, but at least it's a chance they didn't have a week ago, and at least the kids our out of harm's way.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

How long before he breaks it.

He's not going to last. He's going to eat the glass on the bottle instead of licking it because of the withdrawal.

 

[The Reluctant Sneeder]

ENHANCE!
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am i crazy or does she look a bit like may(ralph's ex horse) in this pic?

 

[56 others]

The funniest part of this is all my friends who have never heard of Nicki are now all learning about him and sharing memes of his arrest

 

[tkul]

The Lawtube parade as been really telling as to who in Nick's friend circle actually watches his content. None of them seem to know anything about the guy since the Depp/Rittenhouse era when they were all on the stream with him. They all seem to think Nick just spontaneously ended up with an audience of haters instead of it being the result of countless hours of hard work on Nick's part to alienate and piss off every member of the audience that actually cared about his well being, often times with other of members of lawtube sitting there laughing along with him and helping to mock and insult the fans that have been telling him for months to stop and get help. Sean and Andrew were the only two that stood up to him, told him to stop, and then when he didn't dropped him like a bad habit. Unsurprisingly they're also the only two that haven't gone in on the "haters dragged Nick down" spiel, though Andrew apparently has a policy now about negativity in his chat. Every other member of Lawtube was perfectly happy to sit there and laugh along, egging Nick on until he eventually flew straight into the mountain of a Sheriff's Department raid and CPS case.