Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fools Idol]

In another timeline, that might have happened. Standoff or shootout with the kids behind him screaming and his wife and side piece so drugged out they couldn't stand up.

But they caught him leaving or returning to the house in his car, not inside the house. Probably thought it was a traffic stop or something first too, so he didn't have time to call home and try and get one of the kids to dump the drugs or to get mommy and new mommy coherent enough to do it.

So the best he could do is refuse to give them access to lock (he apparently told the kids not to let cops in no matter what, as one of them answered the door and then refused to let them in) and throw a tantrum when he received the warrant.

I've been give a recording of that other timeline.

 

[TurdThrower]

The fear stage gives us the best chance of a suicide stream. Not saying this in anticipation btw. He's going to come home to a house that has its back door busted open, and all the shit tossed by strangers in uniforms and just left where they threw it. His wife won't say a word to him. All the kids will be gone. The silence will be deafening. He will retreat to his cave, with all the shitty art work, the empty booze bottles, the computer and the webcam.

If the man is smart he will take those empty bottles and smash that computer with them. Break the webcam, then take the detritus out back and burn it.

Heaven help him if he turns it on, opens up his DM's, logs in to kiwifarms dot net and boots up youtube.

The ride to hell is full of wine, women and songs.

But the ride is over and he's arrived at the final destination. He's had his fun, he's had his play. The devil wants his due, and now its time to pay.

I agree except for the technology. He still has 13 locals streams to do over the next 7.25 days.

 

[Ordovický]

Why would someone order so much coke at once?

 

[mlanguishi]

Like I said, read the fucking order for yourself. It's pretty clear.

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I'll say this, it's unusual to do those limits on someone before at least indictment, much less a conviction. You usually lose guns with indictment. You usually get drug testing with a deferred drug case with while on probation or on parole for a drug case. I don't know MN that well. That's what I hate about the US legal system, so much variance between states on a lot of these details.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The OP is already out of date. Again.

And is missing multiple major updates. Again.

Sure, especially with how fast this spiral is going. But when you show up to a thread and literally know nothing about the subject, it probably helps to read the OP before you ask "why do people care about this?"

 

[Botchy Galoop]

My bet is that the pastor noticed something was wrong a while back, and spent months on his ass trying to get him to shape up

Biblically speaking, the pastor is to approach Nick privately with his concerns about Nicks theology, if Nick doesn't change, he is to approach Nick again, this time with a group of concerned "brothers", if Nick is still in theological error/heresy, then shun him from the church.
HOWEVER, Since clergy are mandatory reporters, when it comes to fear of harm to children, you don't fuck around, you report to CPS immediately.

 

[AnOminous]

People ITT know so little about drugs its unreal.

It does not cost over $2K for a damn ounce. You can get an 8ball for around $200 ezpz if you know the right people; used to get teeners all the time for $120. As quantity goes up your cost goes down like weed. Too many people are thinking that the cop's estimations of "street value" are the same; they are not.

Cops lie and "street value" is the biggest bullshit legal fictions have, but I know about Nick.

And he would easily spend way more than market value to feel rich. You do realize this retard dumped six figures into "art" that is on the level of Velvet Elvises and he leaves lying around on the floor, right?

 

[TheTourist]

Is there a photo? I want to know if he tacticooled it out with a flashlight, muzzle brake, red dot, and the shoulder thing that goes up.

he bought it to feel like a tough guy
finger fucked it a few times
99% sure he ND'd into a wall

 

[HostilePustule]

It's ironically a very common name in scandinavian countries

of course - the incel prudes are coming from inside the house!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Rackets is live!

Now this is a good use of the rick roll

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)

Nick's Zoom hearing: https://mega.nz/file/hv8WkC5A#K3Za7-SVOl-ANQ2cI-1OZ_-Jh6YT9Wf6mUbQY2iPy9c
Kayla's Zoom hearing: https://mega.nz/file/N7N0XJ6S#muU8ltmpeOXGCQFZyeXHoguYjwGvcyf-7HQ8auGblGU

(A)

 

[CoomerTine]

Is this our hero?!

 

[ᴍᴀᴅᴜᴋᴇ]

To Nick I say.

 

[Heed Not]

Yeah it's a understatement how massive this is. Priests hear a ton of shit, much of which could be reported. The fact this was, speaks volumes.

Likewise, Nick and Kayla's reputation (especially in Kayla's family/church circles) is completely ruined. There's no coming back from the priest getting CPS on you, not in a small town.

 

[DumbDude43]

Like I said, read the fucking order for yourself. It's pretty clear.

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>presiding judge: Jennifer K. Fischer

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Yeah, here's all the one's I've gathered since the start

Incredible they're still delusional.
Some people really are just NPCs going through life.

 

[Meat Target]

I wonder if this might give Rackets grounds for attack depending on the circumstances since the clergy privilege is broader than just Catholic and Orthodox Priests.

That's really only an internal policy within the churches (aka a priest will get defrocked if he divulges what he's told in confession). It isn't legally binding as far as the secular authorities are concerned.

Not unless its some pretty heinous shit. In which case you will be, as you say, told to surrender to the mercy of the civil authorities.

Correct. It's a generally-accepted Christian doctrine that believers ought to obey the civil authorities, as God has given them power in one way or another (provided they enact fair laws and uphold their noblesse oblige).

Using the name of God during a SovCit chimpout is just evidence that you're not sorry.

 

[hesaback]

Why would someone order so much coke at once?

Either a dealer or he lives a fair way from a decent dealer.

 

[Puff]

Why would someone order so much coke at once?

Bulk pricing or high usage rates. Not a real mystery.

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

Like I said, read the fucking order for yourself. It's pretty clear.

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this condition is on conditional release. with no bond amount specified. above it is an unconditional release with just 50k and no conditions. as the names "conditional" and "uncoditional" suggest