Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 193 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 781 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,376
Jack finally comes clean about why he's leaving Etsy as a platform. Spoiler: it's because no one wanted to buy his AI generated bullshit or clipart dropship tee shirts; therefore Etsy is a scam.

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"People copy my designs" The idea that people would copy his bizarre AI slop is somehow MORE delusional than thinking eating copious amounts of low quality meat will cure his health problems.
 
"People copy my designs" The idea that people would copy his bizarre AI slop is somehow MORE delusional than thinking eating copious amounts of low quality meat will cure his health problems.
He's enough of a narcissist that he honestly believes himself to be a big shot in the Youtube cooking channels.
 
He's enough of a narcissist that he honestly believes himself to be a big shot in the Youtube cooking channels.
It'd be so funny if he tried to beef with popular cooking channels. It'd be like Ordinary Sausage's Babish-bating except in earnest: Jack mumbling and slurring about how The Wolfe Pit is copying his Dollar Tree reviews.
 
Jack finally comes clean about why he's leaving Etsy as a platform. Spoiler: it's because no one wanted to buy his AI generated bullshit or clipart dropship tee shirts; therefore Etsy is a scam.

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His shit sucked, plain and simple. I have bought so much stuff on Etsy over the last 15 years, but it's all truly unique handmade and/or vintage, not low-effort AI-generated garbage.
 
12,000 visited and only two orders, And he knows the two people who ordered Hammy and his gay son Jr.
Those metrics are worthless. I check his rubbish multiple times a day, are those unique visitors? How about when I put it into an archive? That's another visit. What if I put it into "is this website down"? That's like a dozen of them.

Instead of doing any work, jack expects his AI rubbish to sell. What is a Dilly dolphin? Still no explanation for this bizarre name.
 
It'd be so funny if he tried to beef with popular cooking channels. It'd be like Ordinary Sausage's Babish-bating except in earnest: Jack mumbling and slurring about how The Wolfe Pit is copying his Dollar Tree reviews.
Didn't he try that at one point? Being low key snarky towards another channel? Or maybe I'm just remembering something incorrectly.
 
Those metrics are worthless. I check his rubbish multiple times a day, are those unique visitors? How about when I put it into an archive? That's another visit. What if I put it into "is this website down"? That's like a dozen of them.

Instead of doing any work, jack expects his AI rubbish to sell. What is a Dilly dolphin? Still no explanation for this bizarre name.
Maybe that's the dolphin's name, but we never really get any background on this cetacean or why it lives in a landlocked, mountainous state hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean.
 
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First "weekly" update in over a month, and big surprise, he's exactly the same. And that sugar. "Carnivore", yeah right.

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"Lemon8 is a new social media app created by ByteDance, the creators of the wildly popular TikTok app. Designed to be a lifestyle app, Lemon8 is like a mixture of Instagram and Pinterest. It's photo-heavy but allows users to share recipes, outfits, travel guides, and more."
Did he ever try to use Gab or anything? It seems like the type of shit he would latch onto obsessively considering he's fat and retarded but I've never seen him talk about it.
 
Did he ever try to use Gab or anything? It seems like the type of shit he would latch onto obsessively considering he's fat and retarded but I've never seen him talk about it.

Alt-tech doesn't seem like his thing. He'd be the kind of person to join because it's vaguely right wing, immediately start tone policing, and go crying back to Twitter snd Facebook because of everybody rightfully calling him a bitch.
 
"Lemon8 is a new social media app created by ByteDance, the creators of the wildly popular TikTok app. Designed to be a lifestyle app, Lemon8 is like a mixture of Instagram and Pinterest. It's photo-heavy but allows users to share recipes, outfits, travel guides, and more."
Jack as an older man can go on Lemon8 and share all his recipes you might say he's going to have a Lemon Party.
 
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