Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hambubger]

I just know he's going to go live and he's going to cope. Even though the mugshots are damning, the cops said his house was a crackden and he doesn't have custody of his kids. This arrogant cunt is posting coy update messages on locals trying to be like "well nobody knows the full story"...

He won't take responsibility ever and I fully expect him to relapse.

Your just a bunch of dumb kids that don't understand stand the world

 

[Father Balldo]

Everything you've read in the news or the court documents is just Scandinavian incel prudes clutching at pearls. People who can't read social cues don't see how Child Endangerment is actually FUNNY and WEIRD.

 

[break these cuffs]

"Look the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office is gonna have their 'theories' and that's fine. There's nothing I can do to change their minds."

He's such a fucking dumbass.
This is why I love Nick, he always surpasses my expectations.

I can't wait for him to call the prosecutor a child molester on his next stream.

 

[Friendly Potato]

Jaysus Christ he’s really going with nobody has the full story

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He's a loathsome creep!

 

[The_Red_Man]

BREAKING NEWS!
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No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

I mean, fuck cops, sure, but fuck this dude harder.

There's not much extra details that need embellishing on "you have been on a several month coke bender around your young children, as well as kept hard drugs within reach of them, should you or your wife be conked the fuck out whilst drunk/high/nodding off".

Yeah, innocent until proven guilty, but fuck you man. Grow the fuck up and get your shit together.

 

[Haliaeetus Vocifer]

BREAKING NEWS!
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No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

Welcome back Nick, we all desperately want to see your pretty shiner. Also glad to hear your kids aren't around, as I'm sure you are as well. At least now they're being fed and not living in literal squalor with you and your skeleton wife. Hopefully you two can spend some quality time cleaning the place up a bit. Maybe a new door?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

Clean your house, Nick.

 

[Irregardless]

Our wife and Balldo just have to sit there together in that big house all alone. He's definitely going to be spending all night in his goon cave without her so she can cry herself to sleep. THat's a big if they aren't already getting their supply reupped

Outside of infanticide/molestation, I cannot imagine a worse or more vile thing that a man could do to a woman than what Nicholas Rekieta has done to his wife at this point.

Nick has now:
- Humiliated Kayla to her friends, family, community, and public as a whole
- Cucked Kayla and tricked her into violating the sanctity of their 20+ year marriage
- Gotten Kayla to take and potentially become addicted to hard drugs
- Gotten Kayla arrested and put in jail for possession of drugs and child neglect
- Had Kayla and his children taken away from her forcibly by the state

Many will say she played her part in this by going along with it, but I think we all know Kayla was perfectly content before the money and fame just being the unknown middle class wife and mother of 5.

 

[Maraschino]

One of his youngest already has night terrors that they never properly addressed; it used to be many moons back he'd leave the stream to help them get to sleep, then it became "their problem"; same with his oldest daughter who's he's described as violent and distant, which is what makes her his "favorite kid".

It's his youngest daughter who has the attitude issues, and it's the youngest who is his favorite.

This is real shit. The Grand Parents must now step up and file for full custody, and I expect they are being told this by a case worker as we speak. The question now is which grand parents. Kayla's or Nicks. Kayla's will get preference because they live in Minnesota. Rackets parents I think still live in Texas, but I may be wrong.

His parents live in Florida, not Texas. There's a Kiwifarmer in this very thread who has mentioned being their neighbor.

 

[Captain Manning]

Finally managed to catch all the way up. Started this morning. Sweet Jesus.

How was today more amazing than yesterday? And how was yesterday more amazing than the Cokestream on Monday? This much milk shouldn't even be possible.

This is the most epic week on KF I have ever experienced in my seven years here. I couldn't stop smiling the whole time.

Did his lawyer not tell him to shut up. His lawyer is a retard

Dude, he IS his own attorney. For the moment, anyways.

So yes, he ABSOLUTELY is retarded.

Montagraph can now call Nick Rekieta a child abuser always and forever, and Nick can never say it's defamation.

Er, I'd wait until it's been fully adjudicated in court before that... That way you can point to the court ruling...

I agree. Monty could say he's been charged with child endangerment, and that would be fair. Would not recommend taking it farther than that.

 

[murph]

Speaking of which, how did the cops get access to the safes?

Isn't his streaming room a safe? I bet they leave that open. I don't know if that's what they're referring to when they say "a safe".

 

[Truly Rural]

I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS THREAD NICK. BOOT UP THE STREAM! PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE TO THE INTERNET!

Give him time, he is like 400 pages behind

 

[Tour of Italy]

BREAKING NEWS!
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No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

I would be a lot more willing to believe the reporting was inaccurate if Nick had not been behaving like a cocaine addict for the better part of a year and a half.

 

[Triggerni66er]

Your just a bunch of dumb kids that don't understand stand the world

Yeah I'm autistic like null I just don't understand people

 

[mlanguishi]

Another coke addict crying about how only he knows what really happened. I was worried he'd find God, back off and maybe chill but nah this guy's just gonna mash that accelerator pedal and plow into the wall.

There are few things wore than a drug addict denying it's the reason. The one thing everyone hates about even just a drunk DUI is that they say it's just cause they were drunk. Or any DV or anything.

The entire internet community, IMO, needs to use this has a reaction against drugs. That's the only positive outcome here. Don't drink, don't use pot, don't use hard drugs.

It's all nasty that Megan Fox and thequartering were kinda going easy on it cause at least Jeremy is a druggie drunk. Banish this shit.

 

[goh]

Not a Saul but I was in a similar situation with LSD and firearms. Nothing stuck, never been a felon only charged. If Rackets can realize what he's throwing away like I did with my wakeup call he'll be fine.

I think the average Kiwi is more humble and intelligent than Rekieta. He's fucked because of his hubris. If he does have a "Come to Jesus," he'll be fine. Unfortunately, he won't.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

What's the betting line that someone orders him some consolation pizza now that his address is out there?

 

[HostilePustule]

Everyone saying "I hope Nick streams" is being exceedingly optimistic. Up until recently it was widely accepted that Nick barely ever streamed, constantly lied about the reasons why he missed streams, and loudly whined constantly about how he hated streaming and how entitled all of his viewers were. It would be very funny if he were to stream right now but my money's on he's not going to do it. His biggest priority right now is probably finding a bottle of whiskey.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

From his post he might believe that apologizing is the same as admitting guilt which could weaken his case. I think he's said something like that before.

When I say apologise to his kids, I mean something about how he's sorry how this misjustice has affected the family and scarred them.
He's too self absorbed to consider that the FOUR ADOLESCENTS seeing Mum and Dad get hauled away will be something they'll never forget. That's assuming that literally everything Nick is saying is true and everyone else is lying

 

[Mr. Manchester]

BREAKING NEWS!
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No, stalker child, the police reports AREN'T accurate! Don't believe your eyes child! All will be revealed soon, trust the plan!

Go live degenerate. Your only use to society is for my personal enjoyment now.

Also all of those people who sit and talk about how great he is and that they're so sad that this happened blah blah blah... I'm sorry but the man has destroyed his soul. Drug addicts hit a point where it's just gone and they'll do whatever evil they have to for their own pleasure. There's a line and this asshole crossed it. The police report made it very clear that there were four children in his home, required his door getting bashed in and there was a giant mess of clutter, guns, and drugs. Jesus might forgive but I don't have to. Fuck this dude.