Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[linchan]

Do you guys think Nick Rekieta is one of those lolcows that seemingly has plot armor like DSP who has and will outlive all his enemies? Or is he not that lucky.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Public apologies are inherently performative. I don't see how anyone would benefit from a public display of Nick's remorse

He has betrayed his audience by lying to and about us constantly, only a public apology can suffice

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Do you guys think Nick Rekieta is one of those lolcows that seemingly has plot armor like DSP who has and will outlive all his enemies? Or is he not that lucky.

I'm waiting for him to offer to eat entire summer sausages on stream for a $5 tip.

 

[Admiral Nelson]

I love all the people nose guarding Nick as if he wasn't saying horrific shit like this just a few weeks ago:

2 people.... Or more.

That's a decent admission from a couple weeks ago

 

[Two by Four]

They controlled for that by looking at SSRIs, which didn't have an impact even if the kids took them on schedule.

That is very cool and also nice.

Rare (post-2010) psychology W where the researchers considered and eliminated an alternative explanation instead of just ignoring it and publishing anyway

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

With respect to @berenstain 's comments that the Kiwi Farms are a drug den because users use drug-related language

yeah that's a little reaching. If you use the term "meth mouth" that means you use meth? I'm on the internet I can read erowid or watch LivePD clips of meth heads and get the gist of it lol. Hell most of my information about drugs has come from the farms seeing our drug addled lolcows being discussed.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Here's the picture in a slightly larger form:
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It's been like 100 pages since this was posted, but I was curious what was written on the back of this document so I flipped it and made it a little clearer, just more of the statement from the pastor. Might be late, I haven't seen it posted but there's a lot of autistic slap fighting and retards upset about a "boring cow" being featured so many times so I could have missed it.

 

[ChromaQuack]

26.6 grams. He was always sharing, Generous Nick. Imagine being thrown in jail out of your charity, this is anarcho-tyranny.

With that toucan beak of a nose he's packing 26 grams lasts but a short delicate sniff.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

I'll give a little tip for narrowing down who the reporter of maltreatment of a child may be in case another lolcow is abusing their kids.

If the report had been made by a teacher, psychologist, medical doctor, law enforcement officer, guardian, sports coach, or summer camp director—essentially anyone with mandated reporter training and associated liability—the report would not have generated a public incident report with local law enforcement.

In every jurisdiction that I'm familiar with, including Minnesota, there is a dedicated online portal and hotline for such incidents, which are then triaged. Law enforcement cooperation from such reporting would not be public record. The fact that a "mandated reporter" literally went to the police is nearly unheard of, suggesting that the reporter might be someone like a pastor of a small, loosely organized church as I'm not sure of anyone else in the Rekieta's lives that would consider themselves mandated but not know how to actually report such things. So, it's not a surprise at all it was the pastor of their church.

I'm a teacher in Wisconsin and no one has ever told me about an online portal or hotline for us. We're suppose to drop what we're doing and go to the SRO.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

With respect to @berenstain 's comments that the Kiwi Farms are a drug den because users use drug-related language, not all of us are so sheltered as to not be confronted with the stigmata of heavy drug use on a pretty regular basis, especially those of alcohol, which is fucking ubiquitous in our society.

Well, I have never seen those things, but I know better than to talk shit about others out of the blue, seems like our boy @berenstain has yet to learn that

 

[Ash Gassem]

Hey, obviously I can't sit here and read every post in this thread or whatever, so mark me late if you must, but something just occurred to me that made me laugh out loud:

Balldo probably regrets its association with Rekeita at this point.

 

[Fapcop]

Just watched one of Aaron’s streams, and it gives me great joy to hear that Nick has been felted by both his church AND his kid’s school.

Remember all his humblebrags about teaching the kids in his micro school about the constitution?

Apparently, after watching some of his streams (and most likely after Nick showed up smelling like booze and degeneracy), the SCHOOL CUT TIES, TOLD HIM TO F OFF AND DIDNT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM.

Can’t help but wonder how recent this was?

Also: Poor fucking kids. Everyone at their school looked at them with that look of curiosity and pity: “There’s that Rekieta kid! His house is a crack den and his parents are losers!”

Ouch!

 

[FedPostalService]

Rekeita has a pastor? I'm shocked, Nick does not seem at all the churchgoing type - more the bar- and glory hole-going type.

Where do you think he met the pastor in the first place?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

it won't matter how many people he disappoints or who plead for him to get well.

That’s why you don’t plead with them to get help. You get them help.

He has mocked his fans/friends for many months now for daring to be concerned.

As someone in Nick’s position would. His friends and family should have forced things. They had the resources and connections to do so and they knew for forever. They’ve all said so.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I know peeps in the lawtube know nick and thus will try to spin this as rock bottom and redemption arc could happen but I wish they'd stop lying to the audience and themselves. Nick is absolutely fucked. April definitely snitched and Kayla if she has any shred of motherhood left will snitch and point the blame at him. There's mountain of evidence of Nick drinking himself stupid and him going ape shit that can paint him as a volatile drunk. This is gonna end in divorce and jail time with a suicide in the post credits.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy imo.

 

[Heed Not]

Do you guys think Nick Rekieta is one of those lolcows that seemingly has plot armor like DSP who has and will outlive all his enemies? Or is he not that lucky.

Nah, even if he avoids jailtime Nick is a big fish in a small pond and now his reputation is shot. He won't be able to handle being viewed as a lesser by all his "podunk" peers in the church group, the home schooling group, and his lawtuber circles. He's already lost internally, prison is just an external L.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

I wish all the naive retards that know nothing about drugs would take their bitching and/or wonderment elsewhere. It's getting old to keep seeing same shit over and over.

Thread tax: I wonder if Kayla catches a 'introducing contraband into a secure facility' charge due to her getting a 'script bottle with unknown pills in it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Earlier today (~2am):

Now:


Oh no.

https://youtu.be/PKECiJVywlw?si=tiWBtGUXE68pPPZK

Should have listened to the angel cat and pulled up.
(Partially blocked because of copyright music.)

 

[Pentex]

I wonder how long it will be before Nick starts groveling to Spic Masterson and Pito to be his friends again even after they railed him on stream for content.

Also, Nick needs to take better care of Our Wife. She's in the arraignment looking haggard, malnourished, and strung out, as if she's one step away from turning tricks at the bus stop for a fix.

 

[Two by Four]

Hey, obviously I can't sit here and read every post in this thread or whatever, so mark me late if you must, but something just occurred to me that made me laugh out loud:

Balldo probably regrets its association with Rekeita at this point.

stay tuned...


EDIT: This is retarded, gay, and a bad idea - shameful display where best case scenario isn't even going to be interesting. I got caught up in thirst for content and did a stupid thing, don't do this.