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You sometimes see shit like this and even when you're shopping for cheap shit you think, who the FUCK is the MARKET for this garbage?
Whenever you think this, remember this guy exists:
This 1.2 GPA retard.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Whenever you think this, remember this guy exists:
This 1.2 GPA retard.
AutoClownMaker
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Scare? Alan was doing illegal 'trolling' via swatting + whatever.
Saying Pat paid for the swat would be a troll and watching others believe and act on it would 'be funny'. The kind of funny Jackie would have done in her youth.
Patrick isn't gonna admit doing the paid swat. Alan is a 'criminal and can't be trusted'. So the effort needs documents and 'the blockchain doesn't lie' as gets repeated.....
The FBI should have wallet IDs. They should be able to get the ID for the Gemini wallet tied to Pat's email. From here one needs to tie all that together and do it not in the way of Jackie Singh.
Whatever statute of limitations has ran.
The MPD as an org will shoot their qualified immunity shot. The individual cops might want spend more time on the side looking into the matter. Those cops might want to see Pat be on the hook for the court costs and I'm not sure how you can create the reason to sue by paying to be swatted and then NOT owe costs.
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Failed author Patrick S Tomlinson, mad that Nick stole his spot as Lolcow of the year, invades Nick's zoom session to talk about Total Nigger Death:
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I can't believe I'm sitting here waiting for the knock and some other non-practicing attorney, who doesn't even shitpost on here, is the one who gets to enjoy holding until processing.
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O Ye of little faith. Piggy has many pots a-boilin' and will eventually give Rekieta a run for the Julays. Remember, Piggy is a marathon runner, well, a half-marathon cheater. Rekieta was sprinting. Ho-lee shit was he sprinting. Addiction is the mother of all bitches, ain't she? It's a tortoise and hare sort of thing.. We know that incarcerated lolcows produce little milk. Rekieta will probably get rehab and a slap on the wrist, TBH, but who knows. It will involve considerable time off the internet. Meanwhile, Piggy gets to run, well, hog wild.
We few, we happy few, We band of patposters, We have the lolsuit. We have the possible divorce arc after the lolsuit fails. We have the rejection of the Tiny Tim fanfic. We have the election, conveniently timed for November, so Piggy will be at his finest just in time for the voting. Rekieta may be enjoying prison just as Piggy reaches his peak. Enough people will vote for Trump to 'trigger' the Pig for days, nay, weeks, of premier oinking. Russia is making progress in Ukraine. Piggy may be feeling a financial squeeze on the ha' hovel. Torswats is most likely working out a plea deal. The stars are aligning. Always remember, Pat is capable of unimaginable stupidity, and the pressure is building. There's going to be a mega-eruption of stupid from him 'ere year's end.
We few, we happy few, We band of patposters, We have the lolsuit. We have the possible divorce arc after the lolsuit fails. We have the rejection of the Tiny Tim fanfic. We have the election, conveniently timed for November, so Piggy will be at his finest just in time for the voting. Rekieta may be enjoying prison just as Piggy reaches his peak. Enough people will vote for Trump to 'trigger' the Pig for days, nay, weeks, of premier oinking. Russia is making progress in Ukraine. Piggy may be feeling a financial squeeze on the ha' hovel. Torswats is most likely working out a plea deal. The stars are aligning. Always remember, Pat is capable of unimaginable stupidity, and the pressure is building. There's going to be a mega-eruption of stupid from him 'ere year's end.
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With the glass ceiling broken, all of the oppressed groups shall prosper, especially the most oppressed group of all: PATPOSTERS.
We'll get them next time, atalker childs.
We'll get them next time, atalker childs.
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Here’s the thing. Wreckita could quite likely revolve into an endless cycle of cope streams that quickly gets boring as fuck especially if he actually cleans up a bit and tries to be a tired old comedian streamer. That’s when he becomes nothing, there’s no lasting content there.
Fats can’t be in that equilibrium- it’s been proven multiple times. He’s oiled up and for the long haul™.
Fats can’t be in that equilibrium- it’s been proven multiple times. He’s oiled up and for the long haul™.
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There's also a non-zero chance that Nick kills himself this year (whether deliberately or accidentally) and thus ends up getting the in-memoriam award instead.
He's already cope posting to his Locals about how people don't know the truth so it seems unlikely he'll be cleaning himself up anytime soon.
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Is this Patposting? Pat-adjacent-posting? What exactly am I witnessing being screenshot here? Rickception?
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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What you are seeing is retards congregating together to argue in the most retarded way about things that are retarded
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The only thing that makes a political lolcow stand out from the rest of the herd is their lack of a filter. Whatever the herd's thinking, Fat Rick says.
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It wouldn't be Fatrick if he didn't lost always
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Gain what though? The house is already in her name or her mother's far as I remember. The only thing Rick has are the rights to his books and some shitty toys, all the home "improvements" he did are already pretty much attached to the house except for the shitty chairs.
If you're saying it could be a black flatulence widow thing, eh, they're not gonna pay out that much should anything happen, nobody would care enough to riot and raise a stink over that guy.
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I love how retards like this thing, think that in order to stop Fascism you have to be Fascist but don't understand what they're doing/ talking about. Voting should only be done with people with a proper education and a high IQ. Democracy is a failure because you insist on giving retards the right to vote.
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What's all this doom-posting.
What 2023 proved was that a happening close to the date of voting would always outweigh anything that happened at the start of the year. There's still hope yet, we got six solid months for Fat to trip over himself.
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If only there was a system of 'camps', if you will, where Dems could put people who disagree with them. And of they're in camps, you can sell their children to the SFWA. Win-win, and 'Uncle' Paul really needs this one.
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Is it?
Remember that a lot of this stuff is speculation by the pests and from here.
While Fatrick himself doesn’t confirm, but denies most things, I am not sure there was a definitive answer on whose name is on the half-hovel.
This is why there should be a Wiki of Fat.
JustStopDude
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She could just leisurely stroll up a slight incline to get that though. No way that tubby bitch can keep up with that.
JustStopDude
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We aren't talking about a woman who necessarily makes smart decisions.