Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SPCC Archivist]

The ghost doctor is back with more details on how the Sonichu medallion ruined Nick
https://x.com/ChrisBoresIG/status/1794063329662529724

Wait until someone asks him to go into the paranormal analysis of the Amnyfest Ring.

 

[Dirty Larry]

He's a former lawyer right? So he presumably knows something about the law.

lol. lmao, even.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This thread just never ends. I fucking love it.

Dont worry, if Nick doesn't do anything in 2-3 days we'll be back to butter dish discussion

 

[break these cuffs]

What condition of his bail did he violate? It's that posted somewhere?

Here's the release conditions. It isn't clear which option Nick chose, although I'm sure he'd do anything he could to take the cash route.

 

[Meat Target]

Guys, you don’t understand! Nick was set up by Eric July!
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https://x.com/sebkom01/status/1794210106659483890

This is officially the dumbest fucking take I’ve seen on the whole thing.

>European Lore
>Nordic rune avatar

Lemme guess, some Varg Vikernes wannabe? Of course his take will be retarded.

 

[gh0stiexo]

One thing I don't understand is whether Nick paid the bond for unconditional release and whether piss testing is a condition of the unconditional release.

I'm wondering about this too. I know he had a very successful career in the past but with how bad he crashed, he barely makes any money at all. He'd need 10% for bail through a bondsman which is $10,000 (5k each). Can he afford that right now?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Everyone keeps moralfagging over the kids but no-one yet has acknowledged the real victim in all of this.

Bossman Jack was well on his way to being Lolcow of the year then like all of his recent coinflip winning streaks, he's cruelly been robbed of winning big by a polak, alcoholic, sexfiend drug addict.

Better luck next year Bossman.

Not at all the real victim, child.
Our man Patrick has sued the city of Milwaukee and the police-stalkers.
He also probably faked the theft of his ugly-ass selfmade chairs.

What more has this fat lunatic have to do to win a SINGLE AWARD in his life?

You all will enjoy prison for this.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Everyone keeps moralfagging over the kids but no-one yet has acknowledged the real victim in all of this.

Bossman Jack was well on his way to being Lolcow of the year then like all of his recent coinflip winning streaks, he's cruelly been robbed of winning big by a polak, alcoholic, sexfiend drug addict.

Better luck next year Bossman.

There's nothing more in character for Bossman than coming within a hair's breadth of winning big and then losing it all in seconds. This is the way things are meant to be.

 

[break these cuffs]

Not at all the real victim, child.
Our man Patrick has sued the city of Milwaukee and the police-stalkers.
He also probably faked the theft of his ugly-ass selfmade chairs.

What more has this fat lunatic have to do to win a SINGLE AWARD in his life?

You all will enjoy prison for this.

His 1.7gpa was enough for his high school diploma. Isn't that close enough?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Reasons why Aaron, the Liar is a piece of shit:

• Knew EVERYTHING and didn't report it, allowing the Rekieta children to be endangered.
• Is "soulmates" with the domestic abuser and child endangerer Kayla Rekieta, a married woman.
• Only wanted to get "the girls" out of there instead of the real victims, the children.
• Lied, saying he wasn't taking phone calls relevant to April/Nick/Kayla only to admit it was April's parents.
• Fabricated that "Kiwi Farms is already taking responsibility!" No such posts existed.
• Platforming Vito, who is a pedophile who has nothing of value to add, for self-serving reasons.
• Platforming Ethan Ralph, who is a wife and child abuser who has nothing of value to add, for self-serving reasons.
• Was receiving breaking news updates from his lawyer which he was reading immediately on-air.
• Even after it was revealed it was a mandatory reporter, suggested Kiwi Farms called and impersonated a mandatory reporter.
• Acting as if Kiwi Farms only fingered him as the reporter out of spite instead of rational logic.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire unless I could piss gasoline.

Forgot the most scandalous detail.

Got his bootyhole filled with Nick’s balldo.
Edit: For those unaware Aaron was the one in the infamous hot tub stream.

 

[Harm]

Not at all the real victim, child.
Our man Patrick has sued the city of Milwaukee and the police-stalkers.
He also probably faked the theft of his ugly-ass selfmade chairs.

What more has this fat lunatic have to do to win a SINGLE AWARD in his life?

You all will enjoy prison for this.

He's our Leonardo DiCaprio of lolcows. By the time he finally does win the big one, it'll be due purely to a lack of competition and people knowing he was snubbed in the past rather than a stellar performance that year.

 

[Not A Bug]

Forgot the most scandalous detail.
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Got his bootyhole filled with Nick’s balldo.

Wait, WHAT?!?

I feel for and want those kids to be okay but this dude is an endless well of perverse hilarity. That's what I get for stepping away for a couple months.

 

[Meat Target]

Not at all the real victim, child.
Our man Patrick has sued the city of Milwaukee and the police-stalkers.
He also probably faked the theft of his ugly-ass selfmade chairs.

What more has this fat lunatic have to do to win a SINGLE AWARD in his life?

You all will enjoy prison for this.

He's our Leonardo DiCaprio of lolcows. By the time he finally does win the big one, it'll be due purely to a lack of competition and people knowing he was snubbed in the past rather than a stellar performance that year.

Pat is such a loser that he can't even win a "biggest loser" award. The only thing he can't lose is weight.

 

[Lancelot]

People fawning over Branca's response gives me flashbacks to 3 years ago when people would fawn over Rekieta in the same ways.

I really have trouble buying that the "best response" is the guy talking about how Nick can totally definitely change because he's actually a super duper guy as we all see Nick remorselessly doubling down in real-time. Him lying that he was only doing a brief widdle video about the situation only to renege the same day, and people still sniff his chair.

"He might be completely wrong, but he sounds like he's saying the right things!" They're all grifters. Even the ones you like.

That isn’t what branca said at all. Branca was very clear about the chances someone in nicks position normally has. He said nicks chances are better than most but he has to want it.

I also don’t think it’s realistic to assume Nick is “doubling down”. I think he’s stuck in a very complex situation of his own making . Sure he might want to admit to some things and explain some others. Though truthfully I have no idea what he can even say with such a major criminal case coming down on his head.

Plus if he is going sober he hasn’t even begun his issues yet and facing the online is going to be an incredibly stressful and humbling experience which he won’t be able to be taking shots for each blow lol.

Really I think what he needs to do is check his wife and him into rehab. It sounds like the kids are with extended family and I don’t think he will be able to take the broadsides he’s got coming online along with the legal and family stresses till he atleast sobers the fuck up with professional help.

 

[break these cuffs]

Forgot the most scandalous detail.
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Got his bootyhole filled with Nick’s balldo.

Nick is not gay and never made a pass at me! His first wife must never know he's had anonymous gay sex at Minneapolis bath houses next to his good buddy Nick Rekieta.

 

[AltisticRight]

Guys, you don’t understand! Nick was set up by Eric July!
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https://x.com/sebkom01/status/1794210106659483890

This is officially the dumbest fucking take I’ve seen on the whole thing.

Druggie drunken deadbeat father arrested, Eric July is to blame.

>Swatted
They showed up with a search warrant you imbecile. That's not a swat.

Look at all the hidden replies! What a giant wussy coward. This Eric July hate thing is astroturfed to the maximum, pushed by sodomite pedoshield juju and his pet nonce. Everyone who's on this wagon should have their hard drives searched.

This guy probably sniffs glue.

[whydidEricJulydothis.jpeg]
What a retard.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

People are cheering that he has had consequences for his actions that his faggot peers enabled, and that he can no longer deceive everyone by hiding his true nature

Heck, I’m cheering that he’s had consequences because I would like to see Nick and his family fixed and this is probably the only way that will happen

He doesn’t comprehend people cheering are doing so for various reasons not all because they hate Nick and want to see him suffer

 

[liam dees]

Forgot the most scandalous detail.
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Got his bootyhole filled with Nick’s balldo.

wallahi I am finished

Here's the release conditions. It isn't clear which option Nick chose, although I'm sure he'd do anything he could to take the cash route.

I would love for him to get the 50k and then some Iranian superhacker kid steals it all 5 minutes after he reaches the bail amount.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

What a faggot. You get what you fucking deserve.

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I don't get why Nick is such a sacred cow to these people, Nick was never not above kicking anyone when they were down bad. Nick gets what he fucking deserves and more because he has 5 fucking kids that are suffering because of it. I think public shaming works great for addiction, not this coddle them be nice shit. Shame this man.

 

[Triggerni66er]

What a faggot. You get what you fucking deserve.

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I'm pretty sure that this dude got caught cheating on his wife even more times after the initial time he got caught. He's a serial sex pest who hit it big when YouTube was getting popular with the normie masses and then tried to go around crying about being cancelled but came off as totally self absorbed.
He only ever dipped his toes into conservatism/the sektur because he got exposed for being a piece of shit he's 100% a grifter and most people are viscerally repulsed by him. I remember he went on the Painkiller Already Podcast and just fucking killed it.
In fact he got completely MAXXED out by Asterios Kokkinos and Mumkey Jones and it was KINO, unfortunately they deleted the podcast. I just tried looking for it and it's GONE