Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

While Fatrick himself doesn’t confirm, but denies most things, I am not sure there was a definitive answer on whose name is on the half-hovel.

This is a matter of public record but the reality is fats is kinda uninteresting sometimes; people don’t dig into him as much as he thinks.

 

[Markorian]

Remember, the JULAYYYYYs are very heavily impacted by recency bias. Pat's January-September of 2023 were some of the best showing of any lolcow since classic era Chris, but he lost because of a relatively slow October-December. If Pat vs Milwaukee turns into an end of year shitshow, and rekieta "mellows" out after this, relatively speaking, he could take it.
Anyways, here's how bernie can still win, match me, bros.

 

[Uncle Buck]

You’ve got heart, kid; I’ll give you that.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Is this Patposting? Pat-adjacent-posting? What exactly am I witnessing being screenshot here? Rickception?
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They keep using that word "Fascism". I do not think it means what they think it means.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

They keep using that word "Fascism". I do not think it means what they think it means.

That's rather obvious. How ever it's also Patrick. There are many words he doesn't understand let alone spell.

 

[Maude Snew]

We aren't talking about a woman who necessarily makes smart decisions.

She was smart enough to not let him impregnate her unlike some other woman we could mention.

That's rather obvious. How ever it's also Patrick. There are many words he doesn't understand let alone spell.

Are you the published author, stalker? He is a genius word smith, fat voice of a generation. You will enjoy his prose.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Is this Patposting? Pat-adjacent-posting? What exactly am I witnessing being screenshot here? Rickception?
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Lol what a dumb fat (not as fat as Patrick) bitch. The closest this woman has ever gotten to real violence is being abrupt with a Starbucks employee in the drive-thru.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Remember, the JULAYYYYYs are very heavily impacted by recency bias. Pat's January-September of 2023 were some of the best showing of any lolcow since classic era Chris, but he lost because of a relatively slow October-December. If Pat vs Milwaukee turns into an end of year shitshow, and rekieta "mellows" out after this, relatively speaking, he could take it.
Anyways, here's how bernie can still win, match me, bros.

That’s the downside to the Julays: people have the memory of a goldfish and will favor the most recent Happenings when voting. Which, fair enough, but that’s just the reality of things.

They keep using that word "Fascism". I do not think it means what they think it means.

They really don’t. What this Cassie bitch is saying sounds awfully a lot like fascism to me, and I say that as someone who loathes Trump and his MAGApedes.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

That’s the downside to the Julays: people have the memory of a goldfish and will favor the most recent Happenings when voting. Which, fair enough, but that’s just the reality of things.

That's called the "What have you done for me lately?" mentality. I would say anything that gets voted on is affected by this to some degree.

 

[JustStopDude]

She was smart enough to not let him impregnate her unlike some other woman we could mention.

I suspect that is more to do with Pat's obesity than her intelligence.

 

[FinnSven]

I suspect that is more to do with Pat's obesity than her intelligence.

I also wonder if flatulence is an effective spermicide or contraceptive?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I also wonder if flatulence is an effective spermicide or contraceptive?

Apparently the fatter you are the weaker your sperm, so at this point fats should be laying eggs

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

so at this point fats should be laying eggs

He would only end up eating them. Because he's fat you see.

 

[Maude Snew]

That's called the "What have you done for me lately?" mentality. I would say anything that gets voted on is affected by this to some degree.

Maybe usually but Nick got cat fished for over a year and even serenaded the guy skin walking as some chick he used to know two decades ago. Nick deserved to win that year and unless something completely insane happens this year he's got my vote again also. Besides it's way funnier that Rick came third #DLTIW. Fat.

 

[Neetorino]

This is why there should be a Wiki of Fat.

A FFWBTiki even.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Maybe usually but Nick got cat fished for over a year and even serenaded the guy skin walking as some chick he used to know two decades ago. Nick deserved to win that year and unless something completely insane happens this year he's got my vote again also. Besides it's way funnier that Rick came third #DLTIW. Fat.

If Nick wins three times in a row we should name LotY award after him like OSW does with there awards. It may give Patrick more incentive to act up.

 

[Kane Lives]

If Nick wins three times in a row we should name LotY award after him like OSW does with there awards. It may give Patrick more incentive to act up.

The Nick Rekeita's Lolcow of the Year award has a ring to it...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The Nick Rekeita's Lolcow of the Year award has a ring to it...

I was thinking either the Baldo Award or Rakiets Award. Like the Cunt of the Year award for OSW became the Hogan award if I recall

 

[Maude Snew]

I was thinking either the Baldo Award or Rakiets Award. Like the Cunt of the Year award for OSW became the Hogan award if I recall

The golden balldo for excellence in the field of Internet stupidity.

Here's last year's winner presenting his trophy.

Rumor has it if you win three years in a row you get the vibrating variant.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

this whole 'come steal my fire stones' bit just reminds me of how exhausting it must be to live Pat's life. I honestly don't know how he does it. I'm exhausted just reading about it

Especially impressive when he could have just stopped this nonsense years ago