DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mister Baranavichy]

Did tips grow each month this year? I swear at the beginning there was no real growth and only Balding Gate saving this gout ridden fat fuck

He got two new dents by my understanding that have been ramping up support as of recently, Waffins and the other guy that escapes my mind, each contributing hard these past few weeks to claw their way into Daddy dearest's wallet heart.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

who the fuck is brian?

TopTierBrian and Kekon were the guys that played Apex Legends with Phil. I remember Brian doing a better job at running Phil's stream due to being more likeable and charismatic, which was pretty funny.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

After a string of defeats in SF6 he decides to wheel out a denthead acquaintance to beat up on, just because he can't hang in competitive online play.

The reality is much funnier - Brian won most of the matches. If he was any other player Phil would be calling him a mouth-drooler, bitching about lheg and moofs drahpping, throwing his glasses, smashing his fight stick, yelling "NOW I'M PISSED" or "THAT WAS MIIIIIINE" etc.
He should've just gotten Khet to be his punching bag under the guise of "teaching her how to play the game."

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did tips grow each month this year? I swear at the beginning there was no real growth and only Balding Gate saving this gout ridden fat fuck

He's not setting any records that's for sure.

who the fuck is brian?

Someone to milk for cash and not share it with them.

 

[Balr0g]

And Wolverine Doll has the perfect song for Phil

 

[Corpun]

How many tantrums do you think baby Phil had growing up? It's definitely not normal for mature adults to bitch and moan as much as he does at SF6 that stream. My guess is he would stop his feet and hollar and scream every time his parents tried not to buy him a brand new toy or game. Really does hammer home the whole wolverine story lore as probably the first time Phil's parents said no thinking he'd have the mental maturity to understand it.

I mean, sure, the whole SF6 salt is due to his narc ego being unable to understand how washed up he is and that he needs to learn new He believes he deserves these wins.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This is just another case of Phil not understanding what’s entertaining and what’s not.

It would have been fine to have Brian come on run a few sets then jump into ranked but no one wants to watch you play the same person for two fucking hours.

It has nothing to do with Phil being bad at the game or boring or whatever. I wouldn’t want to watch two top level players fight each other for two straight hours either.

Every decision he has made lately has been a dud.

• Big Shitty City Kitty did bad
• Battlefront was boring silly not fun bullshit.
• Fallout 4 unmodded with some bullshit OP build.
• Crab Souls OP build boring bullshit again.
• Hellblade 2 was just terrible.
• Now this casual set with the same nigga.

And now the indie marathon which actually has good indie games but this fuckin' shlock needs to make a big deal out of it and test it as some pseudo troubleshooting live segment and to decide which one gives him the most money on what to play afterwards.

The kick is they are all good indie games that should be played regardless but he thinks dressing it up as a marathon will net him the best results. Absolutely stupid and creatively bankrupt.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Did tips grow each month this year? I swear at the beginning there was no real growth and only Balding Gate saving this gout ridden fat fuck

Doody does a weekly tip audit. This week, he showed that Phil is down major since this time last year, one of the dents (can't remember if it was jaxx or gametrekker) dropped 1k in tips this time last year.

 

[Balr0g]

Last year must have been Gametrekker. Phil gave him a big "See you my beloved paypig" stream September or October

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

One of the biggest drains to his meter is the fact he can’t hit confirm anything. Watch any of his matches and see how many times he wastes 3 bars to drive rush off of a blocked normal to go for a throw. He’ll burn himself out 5 seconds into the round just to land two normal throws.

It’s just another part of his pattern play style. If he drive rushes off of a block he’s going to go for the throw 99% of the time.

Doody does a weekly tip audit. This week, he showed that Phil is down major since this time last year, one of the dents (can't remember if it was jaxx or gametrekker) dropped 1k in tips this time last year.

And his tips from last year are down like 40% from the year before. So its worse than it initially looks

 

[Oh Naggers]

Doody does a weekly tip audit. This week, he showed that Phil is down major since this time last year, one of the dents (can't remember if it was jaxx or gametrekker) dropped 1k in tips this time last year.

Last year must have been Gametrekker. Phil gave him a big "See you my beloved paypig" stream September or October

The $1k tip was Jaxx when SF6 released.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Every decision he has made lately has been a dud.

• Big Shitty City Kitty did bad
• Battlefront was boring silly not fun bullshit.
• Fallout 4 unmodded with some bullshit OP build.
• Crab Souls OP build boring bullshit again.
• Hellblade 2 was just terrible.
• Now this casual set with the same nigga.

And now the indie marathon which actually has good indie games but this fuckin' shlock needs to make a big deal out of it and test it as some pseudo troubleshooting live segment and to decide which one gives him the most money on what to play afterwards.

The kick is they are all good indie games that should be played regardless but he thinks dressing it up as a marathon will net him the best results. Absolutely stupid and creatively bankrupt.

Meanwhile, streamers like Northernlion make millions playing Super Auto Pets and Ballatro for months straight. It's amazing Phil has never made the connection that it is personality that sells, and his is just poison.

 

[myone]

Meanwhile, streamers like Northernlion make millions playing Super Auto Pets and Ballatro for months straight. It's amazing Phil has never made the connection that it is personality that sells, and his is just poison.

He can't allow himself to make that connection, because one of his biggest coping devices is how it's all about the games coming out (because that's how it used to work when he started, there was no real competition and people were just looking for gameplay of the big new release, it didn't matter that he was a talentless hack for lack of options)

 

[Balr0g]

Meanwhile, streamers like Northernlion make millions playing Super Auto Pets and Ballatro for months straight. It's amazing Phil has never made the connection that it is personality that sells, and his is just poison.

He had a personality once: Chicky chang wang. And his audience were mostly younger kids that were impressionable plus not much competition. Now he is just a 42 year old guy that smacks his stick around

 

[ModernWelfare]

I'm sure DSP can lend his expertise
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Fil will NOT partake in watching this movie. It's "disgusting" how they have sexualized Cammy and made her character a sexy female with a big ass. He's got a wife, dood. He wouldn't betray Fhet Khet like that!

 

[johnkimble123]

Did tips grow each month this year? I swear at the beginning there was no real growth and only Balding Gate saving this gout ridden fat fuck

Gotta remember that memberships are now whatever ceiling they would have hit without 100s gifted a month. And in a way that’s funnier because more goes to Scopely and less to actual bills. SuperChats are pretty meh too.

Last year must have been Gametrekker. Phil gave him a big "See you my beloved paypig" stream September or October

Don’t forget this was right around the solely Jinx funded vest streak that lasted a bit too.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Question: Since dsp has claimed to go in the red on his bank account, doesnt that carry some sort of penalty if you keep going negative on your bank account?

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Question: Since dsp has claimed to go in the red on his bank account, doesnt that carry some sort of penalty if you keep going negative on your bank account?

The bank will penalize Phil every time he overdrafts, i.e. a fee. Depending on the bank/account, it will be around $25-35 per offense.

Banks love customers like Phil, who are completely irresponsible with their money. Even if he is late with his mortgage, that's just another fee for the bank. As long as Phil has money coming in, the banks don't care if he is late, because it means more money for them.

 

[PieceofShet]

According to DSP, Brian told him that the reason people play SF6 on pc cause they have higher framerate. DSP claimed this multiple times. He says they have double the frames to react.
PC version is capped at 60.

 

[UncleTusky]

The bank will penalize Phil every time he overdrafts, i.e. a fee. Depending on the bank/account, it will be around $25-35 per offense.

Banks love customers like Phil, who are completely irresponsible with their money. Even if he is late with his mortgage, that's just another fee for the bank. As long as Phil has money coming in, the banks don't care if he is late, because it means more money for them.

This is also (part of) why they never tried challenging his bankruptcy: Because he only paid minimums, he kept accruing and paying interest while barely touching the principal. It may not add up the full $130k he discharged but he definitely paid the banks tens of thousands of dollars (and that would not appear in his filing because only the principals were listed there).

Edit to add: am on mobile so can't post the entire wall of text but this applies to the Connectikhando too. The interest he paid on the place more than covered the deficiency (and then to add insult to injury, the property appreciated so much while the foreclosure was ongoing that it was either above water or very close).

Edit x2: And if (when) he inevitably refinances the bank gets to reset his mortgage with higher interest rates + payments based on the house's new, higher value. Phil really is a banker's dream come true.