Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

for me it doesn't. it could be the most worthless troll alog that called it in. It could be ethan ralph who called it in. It needed to be called in by someone.

"Take all the time you need Mr Skunk, you're doing the right thing and I am very proud of you"

 

[Harm]

Only a mere suggestion/thought but,
Should there be a sub-board for Rekieta or a format change at this point?
1.Thread is going way too fast at a historic rate
2. Too many subtopics
3. Hard to keep up even for the more active users
4. This will clearly go on up until August and beyond.

Like a topic for
1. Rekieta and his drugs
2. Rekieta and Lawsplaining
3.Rekieta and Locals
etc etc

It'd make a fuck ton more sense than the dead DSP board at this point, but I also think they're avoiding single person boards going forward. They splintered off the court case into a dedicated thread in the Lolsuits board and that's going to help things.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Ballistically that makes more sense, but I don't know if plated would cut it for a Demon/Werewolf/Sonichu-Possessed Balldo Salesman or if it would have to be solid silver.
It's possible to make your own copper jackets for home cast lead rounds too, just most people who reload don't bother because its just making the process slower and more complicated, but you can get dies and tools to do it, so maybe you could do the same thing but with silver?

I watched a movie where a guy loaded up Rosary Beads into 12 gauge shells too. I guess that might work at real close range.

Another thing that could work is silver dust, iron filings, and wolfsbane powder sealed in a hollow point. Some ammo makers have polymer balls in their hollow points to aid expansion. If you could hollow those out with the mixture inside and seal that could work well.

 

[Harvey Danger]

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"Should I feel offended, like on a personal level, because he never offered me cocaine? I mean, I thought he was my friend."

Sorry Sean Kurt, coke is for hotwife swingers only. You haven't been hitting the gym long enough to attract Rackets.

 

[RandomInteger]

Rekieta had a falling out with that Legal Bytes chick that was on during the Rittenhouse trial right? I don't see her in any of Rekieta's newer antics. Apparently he's distanced himself with Legal Mindset as well? I've been out of the Rekietasphere since then and the start of Breaking Balldo.

Anyway, I bet all those lawyers that got boosted from being in the Rittenhouse and Depp trial coverage, but inevitably had a falling out with Nick are probably having the times of their life now.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I just want to know what the brown substance is. All I can think of is heroin or maybe THC wax

Body cam footage when? I want to see how dirty that house is

 

[Mikoyan]

Another thing that could work is silver dust, iron filings, and wolfsbane powder sealed in a hollow point. Some ammo makers have polymer balls in their hollow points to aid expansion. If you could hollow those out with the mixture inside and seal that could work well.

This solution is the way. Technically the werewolf could get the silver bullet pulled out. Good luck if it's dispersed throughout the wound channel.

Even better: something like a Barnes Varmint Grenade but with silver powder instead of copper. Motherfuckers would dissolve.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Dammit Nick

 

[Meat Target]

Rekieta had a falling out with that Legal Bytes chick that was on during the Rittenhouse trial right? I don't see her in any of Rekieta's newer antics. Apparently he's distanced himself with Legal Mindset as well? I've been out of the Rekietasphere since then and the start of Breaking Balldo.

Anyway, I bet all those lawyers that got boosted from being in the Rittenhouse and Depp trail overage, but inevitably had a falling out with Nick are probably having the times of their life now.

Has that oily shyster Robert Barnes chimed in yet?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Wrong request. I just want the bodycam footage.

Have you checked Onlyfans?

Oh right you mean the "Police" body came footage. Not the other type

 

[Burn It All Down]

Has that oily shyster Robert Barnes chimed in yet?

I think he and Viva are too busy fellating each other right now.

 

[Chinwaa]

Another thing that could work is silver dust, iron filings, and wolfsbane powder sealed in a hollow point. Some ammo makers have polymer balls in their hollow points to aid expansion. If you could hollow those out with the mixture inside and seal that could work well.

Sterling silver plated keepsake box full of holywater soaked iron fillings. Weld the fucker shut, toss into a deep lake.

Edit: oh wait I thought we were talking about how to contain the sonichu demon medallion.

 

[Artaius]

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Having helped clean out a few trashed rental homes I can attest: Any brown substances on the wall are 100% shit and or drug residue.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This solution is the way. Technically the werewolf could get the silver bullet pulled out. Good luck if it's dispersed throughout the wound channel.

Even better: something like a Barnes Varmint Grenade but with silver powder instead of copper. Motherfuckers would dissolve.

I like that idea. Like those old Glaser Safety Slugs, or Rat Shot rounds, but with tiny silver balls rather than lead.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Horseshoe Theory chads.... we stay winning.

I bet they don't even have suits

See the Crowder thread for your answer.

who is a worse father, balldo man or owned librard won't clean up dogy doo man?

 

[Terrorist]

Both of them can suck all the dicks. Lolbertarian retards.

I’m gonna be an edgelord and advise maybe doing cocaine when you have kids is a bad thing.

It's almost like one lifestyle precludes the other, and you can't be a cokehead swinger and a straight-laced family man at the same time. The degenerate will eventually bleed into the wholesome no matter how much you try (or don't, in Nick's case) to compartmentalize. The dynamic reminds me a lot of what trans widows report, and the copes echo how furries/other lifestyle fetishists argue they're ackshually normal people just like you and me.

And didn't Tarl (UGH MOOOOM STOP CALLING ME TARL MY NAME IS STYX HEXEN HAMMER!!!!) run into something similar last year, with woman drama and drug-induced meltdowns shortly after having his kid? I hate to give Dax any credit, but at least he made up his mind early on to not bring a family into his debauchery.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Apparently he's distanced himself with Legal Mindset as well?

Apparently they still talk. But yes, the type of streams Nick was doing LM did not want to do.

As do most of the lawyers. And they all seem sad this happened.

And even if they wanted to do streams, they are all doing own streams, most don’t have time for Nick’s evening slot.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If you can load shotgun shells with a mix of steel and silver shot, you'll have many supernatural threats covered.

Silver gets you vampires and werewolves. Iron gets you the fairy folk. You might be able to get away with silver plating some of the shot. To be extra careful, you can coat everything in a wolfsbane oil.

Penetration could be an issue. You might be well rounded enough in magical property but if that thing had a hard enough carapace or deep enough organs you’re just going to piss it off

 

[The Omni Cuckold]

"Should I feel offended, like on a personal level, because he never offered me cocaine? I mean, I thought he was my friend."

Sorry Sean, coke is for hotwife swingers only. You haven't been hitting the gym long enough to attract Rackets.

I can't find the video but Uncivil Law did an in person thing with Leonard French before French got married. I was pretty sure they had hooked up. I thought Uncivil Law was some left leaning LGBT lawyer until I saw him on with Nick Rekieta later on.

 

[oh no im late for school]

"Should I feel offended, like on a personal level, because he never offered me cocaine? I mean, I thought he was my friend."

Sorry Sean, coke is for hotwife swingers only. You haven't been hitting the gym long enough to attract Rackets.

*kurt, not sean