Horrorcow Annacondasin / Anna Jane Clossin / Anna Jane Underwood / ClossinAnna / Alexandra Clossin / Plougshare - Famous Cringe Minecraftian turned porn brainrot/coalburner pedophile with a fetish for incest and animals dying. Surrounded by shit touching A-logs with Kiwi accounts encouraging her to post revenge porn and show it to children.

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Osama Bin Laden said:
her teeth remind me of this or human piranha teeth

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Her and TJ Church were separated at birth.
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Anna is a music genius and OP needs to include some of her bangers.

Have you ever been pumped and dumped by a niger would have charted if she could have found a label.

I pretended to be a girl for my grandmother. Mentions finding her sister hot while undressing. Is she going down the gender special path now?

She has a guitar and plays worse than Cobra. The biggest mistake she ever made was picking it up but the lyrics disagree.

Autobiographical song ending with "You should have been a lesbian."
 
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
How does one end up so disgusting yet uninteresting at the same time?
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By being born into a very unhappy family constellation, I guess. Crack, two dead relatives and a cringy relationship with her father (and his friends)... There's so much wrong with these folks, I don't even know where to start.
 
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
How does one end up so disgusting yet uninteresting at the same time?
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Why do you think she's uninteresting? She has a history of really weird sexual things and a desire to share it with the public. No filter high functioning autists with weird sexual urges are usually men but this ones a woman and she's not being rejected on her love quest. I'm going through her old videos and there's funny stories about being related to David Duke while fating Jewish retards and having to deal with her adult boyfriend being grounded.
 
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Okay, what the fuck is going on with everything from 10 years ago turning hypersexual and paedophilic? Learning that the classic Minecon autist trying to invite Notch into her dad's Minecwaft server was not only in her mid 20s, but some weird dogfucking coalburning whore was not something I ever expected. What's next? The dedotated wham guy trooning out and having an amputee fetish?
Anyway, good OP but some of your videos seem to be broken. There's also one that's in terrible quality with no audio so I don't know what it's for.
 
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JelloJerk said:
Anyway, good OP but some of your videos seem to be broken. There's also one that's in terrible quality with no audio so I don't know what it's for.
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i’m trying to upload the attachments but it’s been 50/50

tor is completely unreliable and brave uploads small files perfectly fine but not anything over a certain file size
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
tor is completely unreliable and brave uploads small files perfectly fine but not anything over a certain file size
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I've switched back to Firefox for video uploads and it's been working pretty well. Not sure why it has been impossible to upload any video from Brave for months now but as someone who has had to waste entire days just retrying to upload shit through TOR, no one deserves that suffering.
 
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
Generic sexual deviant with too much internet access.

I lost interest by the third paragraph.
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>she (possibly) fucked her dad's brother and got her minecraft server to shutdown among a slew of other disgusting sexual details about her life.
If you think that's generic or "uninteresting" for a cow, your standards are a bit too high tbh.
 
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Colon capital V said:
she (possibly) fucked her dad's brother and got her minecraft server to shutdown among a slew of other disgusting sexual details about her life.
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The first accusation is unproven, but it still makes her dime-a-dozen in 2024. The rest I'm not even shocked or offended by, but I think I've just been desensitized by the eye-crimes in stinkditch.
 
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Paper Machete said:
To be honest, it's probably a super good thing her daughter was put up for adoption. That little baby dodged a whole slew of bullets hopefully. The foster/adoption system can be brutal but so would having this woman for a mother.
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As far as I’m aware, I think her sister adopted the daughter which assuming she’s normal will ultimately be a better life
 
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
The first accusation is unproven, but it still makes her dime-a-dozen in 2024. The rest I'm not even shocked or offended by, but I think I've just been desensitized by the eye-crimes in stinkditch.
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Agreed. The OP might have a slight overstatement.

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1- a major reason the minecraft server was shut down was because she was instigating an affair with one of her father's adult friends that was also on the server. I don't think they ever hooked up but it went as far as the two planning trips to hook up at motels. The man in question was married with children in his 30s.
2-Anna posted a picture of her uncle Mark but the context of her statement is sketchy due to her inability to write in fluent English. She at least saw him at her mother's funeral. He lives in Arkansas, and she either wishes she could have been with him when she was 14 (within the timeline of her nymphomania) or is looking back now as an adult and wishes she could have been with him when she was 14. It's not entirely clear.

I think the confusion came from me posting the stuff about her uncle and using the minecraft server as an example of her being a predator towards/welcoming to predatory behavior from older men, regardless of their relationship to her father.

This bitch contradicts herself a lot so trying to research her is genuinely confusing and probably above my skill level. I'm open to the possibility that she's schizophrenic, a compulsive liar, or sometimes is trying to "troll" but her profound retardedness really blurs the line between what's real and what isn't.

I think some of this comes out in her reddit post about downloading Tinder and being locked in her home by her father to deny her the freedom to go out and have sex. It reads like a self insert because some of the facts of the story describe her to a T, but the part about her dad hiding in her closet to catch her having sex sounds like a sexual fantasy that she added in to spice the story up.

Regardless of what is true or false, I'm pretty sure this woman's motivations in life are purely coom oriented. That probably puts her in the realm of horrorcow, especially considering her (educated speculation) power fantasy of being a man, inciting violence that sexually arouses her, then gratifying herself sexually with the victim of her violence. At least that's my take away from the deer hunter story.
 
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