Leave it to the Scalfanis to take what already looked like a cheap and unremarkable prefab home in its 3D render and somehow make it look worse—all before occupying it.
That massive garage overtaking the whole front of the house is awful. I don't even know if good landscaping will take care of that eyesore. Remember this is what Jack said it would look like.
To be fair, he probably can't see the difference
"Causes kidney stone"? First off, retard, it's stones, not stone. And it's the exact opposite. You just have the palate of a toddler who doesn't like "yucky" vegetables.
Maybe he can take that loud meat slicer he bought last week out to properly slice the cheddar.
He can add some decorations to obfuscate the massive garage, like all the unwashed barbeque grills.
The mockup didn't look great but it's way better than the real thing. That siding is disgusting.
It looks like a cult compound.
I though it looked like the pro shop/clubhouse at a golf course. The garage looks exactly like where they store the carts off-season.
They likely couldn't afford the home as designed and had to cut costs. Jack being a retard he cut costs in the worst way possible and made his home look like trash. I can't wait to see how shitty his new studio looks.
Fuck rate me hats or whatever, but "sprayed poisons" are the reason he doesn't eat vegetables? Motherfucker, your "diet' consists of fast food, strip mall slop, and bulk meat and cheese from Walmart. You think that's clean?
Jack apparently doesn't understand the fud web or the concept of bioaccumulation, either. This is also why bald eagles almost went extinct.
"CARNIVORE IS NOT A MEASUREMENT" There it is folks! I just estimated earlier that once again, on a "diet" Fatty thinks it's ok to eat over 5,000 calories a fucking day... and he thinks that carnivore means he can literally eat as much as he wants to keep his stomach completely full at all times. He's complained in the past about having "room" in his stomach and feeling hungry because he's only has 3000 calories so far that day. If it wasn't more effort, this man would be eating 10,000 calories a damned day but he's only got 1 arm to shovel food into his face.
"hur dur, my food is vegan" of course he has no fucking understanding that cows and shit eat crops sprayed with pesticide, that aren't getting at least rinsed off in a sink before they eat. He has no concept of calories, of course he's not going to know wtf bioaccumulation is.
Dude I joined the stream on my phone at work and genuinely thought it was a problem on my end and closed it out of annoyance, lmao he got me like Rekieta got Null.
If a Facebook boomer fearmongering post hasn't mentioned it, it ain't a problem as far as Jack's concerned,
Good point. I should clarify people like Jack Scalfani are why the bald eagle almost went extinct.
