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Horrorcow Annacondasin / Anna Jane Clossin / Anna Jane Underwood / ClossinAnna / Alexandra Clossin / Plougshare - Famous Cringe Minecraftian turned porn brainrot/coalburner pedophile with a fetish for incest and animals dying. Surrounded by shit touching A-logs with Kiwi accounts encouraging her to post revenge porn and show it to children.
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Hopefully I can get the ball rolling on some memes.
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She truly is a spectacle a horror well beyond our comprehension if you will and God knows what's going to happen with her.
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Fuck! I know so much about this bitch. I met her on discord by chance before I had a KF account. I made videos about her and uploaded them to YT. After I cut off contact with her I made KF Account. I tried making a thread but got bored. It later got deleted for inactivity. Here are some things I know about Anna from talking to her.
She is not allowed to have pets anymore because she kept feeding gerbils to her dog because it aroused her.
She discovered masturbation by dry humping her plushies as a kid. While this is not too out of the normal for young children her parents found out she was doin g it because she kept having asthma attacks during it.
Her mother is dead from cancer
Her younger brother passed away from a brain tumor. She blamed herself for his death because the hospital trip where they discovered the tumor was found because Anna threw a dollhouse at her little brothers head and injured him. (She believe the blunt force trauma cases the tumor. I corrected her on this)
I’ll unprivate my old videos documenting her.
I want to make it clear I no longer talk to her. And when I did I actively discouraged her from doing stupid shit.
She is not allowed to have pets anymore because she kept feeding gerbils to her dog because it aroused her.
She discovered masturbation by dry humping her plushies as a kid. While this is not too out of the normal for young children her parents found out she was doin g it because she kept having asthma attacks during it.
Her mother is dead from cancer
Her younger brother passed away from a brain tumor. She blamed herself for his death because the hospital trip where they discovered the tumor was found because Anna threw a dollhouse at her little brothers head and injured him. (She believe the blunt force trauma cases the tumor. I corrected her on this)
I’ll unprivate my old videos documenting her.
I want to make it clear I no longer talk to her. And when I did I actively discouraged her from doing stupid shit.
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Whoa. This girl is fucked up, I remember her being a bit of a viral meme and feeling sorry and thought it was wholesome how her and her dad played Minecraft together. What the fuck has happened to her?
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Minecraft. Not even once.
3deadniggers
kiwifarms.net
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I asked for the other guys to invite you into the collab. Could you link to the videos or message me them so we can start digging until someone can get you in?
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alright I changed all these videos to unlisted for you guys. I originally had private them. her sister found out about my channel through reddit and told anna. which scared her into deleting one of her YouTube channels. (sorry) again now that I have KF account I do not interact with Anna.
unedited videos
Edited videos
Probably the funniest video of the bunch.
unedited videos
Edited videos
Probably the funniest video of the bunch.
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Sorry. Late and gay.
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Is it possible for you to directly upload these videos onto the thread? I could do it but I won’t be at my computer for another few hours. I appreciate you volunteering this information
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oh yeah some golden tik toks ive saved i forgot. and as before I saved the best for last.
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I have the original files on my PC however they are hundreds of MB. I don't really feel like doing it rn. someone else should just download the YT video and compress it or something
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I'm working on archives for the CornBogFitz videos and I listened to a revelation that I hacd to stop and make everyone aware of.
The older man she met on Tinder that wanted her to fuck his dog? She didn't refuse. She tried. The guy tried to get the dog to lick her pussy and mount her but the dog wouldn't get horny and refused.
SHE TRIED TO FUCK THE DOG AND GOT REJECTED
The CornBog Archives are probably going to be the best resource for information thus far. Excellent work my dude.
The older man she met on Tinder that wanted her to fuck his dog? She didn't refuse. She tried. The guy tried to get the dog to lick her pussy and mount her but the dog wouldn't get horny and refused.
SHE TRIED TO FUCK THE DOG AND GOT REJECTED
The CornBog Archives are probably going to be the best resource for information thus far. Excellent work my dude.
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This is the thread I tried to draft before it got deleted. feel free to use any of this information. although I'm not a huge expert I do know how to tell certain things like when shes lying. there is an anna jane cycle.
fuck around doing silly things on internet ----> people notice a retard and she realizes she gets attention for doing retarded things ----> overshares stupid stuff shes done to the point it negatively effects people around her ----> her family reels her in and yells at her tell her to delete things ----> she feels bad promises to live a more Godly and pious life-----> repeat
here is my origonal annaconda sin thread post that got deleted.
fuck around doing silly things on internet ----> people notice a retard and she realizes she gets attention for doing retarded things ----> overshares stupid stuff shes done to the point it negatively effects people around her ----> her family reels her in and yells at her tell her to delete things ----> she feels bad promises to live a more Godly and pious life-----> repeat
here is my origonal annaconda sin thread post that got deleted.
Anna Jane Clossin / AnacondaSin
Twitter: @AnnaClossin (inactive)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anacondasin/ (inactive)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/AnacondaSin/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AnacondaSin (deleted)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw2HphiiwloPIiBKXRDxYvA (inactive)
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@anacondasin (deleted)
Anna Jane Clossin is a lolcow because she is a literal retard who learned how to use the internet. She is most remembered from a semi-viral video where she asked Notch, the creator of Minecraft to join her Minecraft server. The server (Mine Forge Craft) was hosted by and set up by her father, and was later taken down due to trolls joining from seeing the video.
Condition:
Anna has many conditions most notably slight mental retardation and autism. According to Anna, she has a measured IQ of 70. She is totally blind in her left eye, and legally blind in her right eye. Despite these major disabilities she still succeeded in learning how to read and write. She can not read or navigate the internet without TTS assistance.
Personality:
Anna likes to socialize in person as much as online. She has a very attention seeking personality. (particularly towards boys) And her most crazy antics happen when she feels she is loosing a persons interest and tries to regain their attention. However she does understand concepts of things such as shame, and private information, and is careful not to talk about where she lives. She likes to daydream about fetishes she has and then lie and say that these fantasies actually happened. These lies are very easily spotted. For example, Anna once claimed she had a dream about having intercourse with her father, and a day later claims it actually happened.
Beliefs:
Anna's beliefs are not anything she really thinks about. Since I have met her, she has been getting more into Christianity. However, most of Anna's beliefs are based off of what she imagines men like. Which has backfired for her because, what men want, and what men want in a woman are two different things. This caused her to try and be the ultimate Pick-Me. Wearing MAGA hats, putting lewd pinups of women on her bedroom wall and listening to MIGTOW podcasts. The Internet has also influenced her very heavily. For example, she believes black men are inferior but also the best lovers (because porn says so.) She also has a very warped view on what a love in a relationship is, often fantasizing about the idea of prince charming, and getting confused when her partner doesn't magically fix all her problems. She has also struggled with understanding the differences platonic love and lust. (Particularly when she doesn't have a boyfriend.)
Family:
From various consistent stories Anna grew up with an older sister, a younger brother who deceased during early childhood due to medical complications with his brain tumor. This is likely what lead to her parents divorcing. Her mother died as well due to breast cancer. She has lived with her father and grandfather up until early 2022. Anna has also had one bastard child named Abby, who when born, was promptly adopted by Anna's sister. Anna's Father then took her to go get her tubes tied.
Love Quest:
Despite being literally retarded Anna's body count is extraordinarily high. Anna became a bit of a slut in her late teens and early twenties. This is because she discovered Tinder. Unlike most people who have standards, Anna has the benefit of being a blind retard. And would swipe right on literally anybody. This has gotten her into trouble, as she has said her oldest was in his late 70s and youngest was 13. Anna claims the latter was an accident due to her eyesight issues. She has stated, that if she is to every get into legal trouble due to this, her plan is to act more retard than she actually is. She eventually got knocked up and had her only child Abby. It was at this point her father intervened and put a stop to this. Anna now scorns the app claiming it to be nothing but trouble. Anna since then has had three boyfriends I know of.
1. When I first met Anna, the person she was dating was clearly an incel who hated anna and just wanted pussy. I told Anna she should dump him, and to my surprise she did. This was not me trying to deliberately influence her at this time I knew Anna as simply another retard on Discord.
2. Colt (AKA Colt 45 the Peacemaker) Colt was a retard who lived in a special needs home and was also gay for pay. Both Anna and Colt have openly stated that they did a threesome with colts gay retarded roommate for $10 each. According to Anna Colt sucked his dick, then fucked her, while the faggot nutted on Colt's asscheeks. The queer later "forgot to pay" He wears 5 knifes on his person at all times, straped to his hips, thighs and one hidden in his boot. A true mall ninja. Anna left him because he kept wanting to use his knives in foreplay, and he kept eating all of the food in her fridge. Anna frequently talks about Colt in a poor light. He didn't want to break up and even told her no and that she knew where she lived. I gave Anna advice on what to do in this situation. Such as confront his care taker and inform her what was happening.
3. Ronny (Divorced)
Anna had apparently known this man before, and they wanted to get married. However they were unable to before for reasons unknown. She was married to him 5/13/22. She claims Abby is his baby, despite Abby having blond hair. Both Anna and Her now husband insist that he is the father of the child. Out of all of Anna's BFs this one has been the most socially appropriate. But not perfect enough. Anna still got frustrated with him and eventually divorced.
Fetishes:
Anna is a porn addict. Her main fetishes' are BBC, and what she calls "daddy fuck me videos". This has become a large problem when she is single. Which is most of the time. When Anna doesn't get the attention she desires, she fixates on the only affection she receives. (That of her father's) I have had many talks with her on why this is wrong and why she should NOT peruse a sexual relationship with her father.
Twitter: @AnnaClossin (inactive)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anacondasin/ (inactive)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/AnacondaSin/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AnacondaSin (deleted)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw2HphiiwloPIiBKXRDxYvA (inactive)
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@anacondasin (deleted)
Anna Jane Clossin is a lolcow because she is a literal retard who learned how to use the internet. She is most remembered from a semi-viral video where she asked Notch, the creator of Minecraft to join her Minecraft server. The server (Mine Forge Craft) was hosted by and set up by her father, and was later taken down due to trolls joining from seeing the video.
Condition:
Anna has many conditions most notably slight mental retardation and autism. According to Anna, she has a measured IQ of 70. She is totally blind in her left eye, and legally blind in her right eye. Despite these major disabilities she still succeeded in learning how to read and write. She can not read or navigate the internet without TTS assistance.
Personality:
Anna likes to socialize in person as much as online. She has a very attention seeking personality. (particularly towards boys) And her most crazy antics happen when she feels she is loosing a persons interest and tries to regain their attention. However she does understand concepts of things such as shame, and private information, and is careful not to talk about where she lives. She likes to daydream about fetishes she has and then lie and say that these fantasies actually happened. These lies are very easily spotted. For example, Anna once claimed she had a dream about having intercourse with her father, and a day later claims it actually happened.
Beliefs:
Anna's beliefs are not anything she really thinks about. Since I have met her, she has been getting more into Christianity. However, most of Anna's beliefs are based off of what she imagines men like. Which has backfired for her because, what men want, and what men want in a woman are two different things. This caused her to try and be the ultimate Pick-Me. Wearing MAGA hats, putting lewd pinups of women on her bedroom wall and listening to MIGTOW podcasts. The Internet has also influenced her very heavily. For example, she believes black men are inferior but also the best lovers (because porn says so.) She also has a very warped view on what a love in a relationship is, often fantasizing about the idea of prince charming, and getting confused when her partner doesn't magically fix all her problems. She has also struggled with understanding the differences platonic love and lust. (Particularly when she doesn't have a boyfriend.)
Family:
From various consistent stories Anna grew up with an older sister, a younger brother who deceased during early childhood due to medical complications with his brain tumor. This is likely what lead to her parents divorcing. Her mother died as well due to breast cancer. She has lived with her father and grandfather up until early 2022. Anna has also had one bastard child named Abby, who when born, was promptly adopted by Anna's sister. Anna's Father then took her to go get her tubes tied.
Love Quest:
Despite being literally retarded Anna's body count is extraordinarily high. Anna became a bit of a slut in her late teens and early twenties. This is because she discovered Tinder. Unlike most people who have standards, Anna has the benefit of being a blind retard. And would swipe right on literally anybody. This has gotten her into trouble, as she has said her oldest was in his late 70s and youngest was 13. Anna claims the latter was an accident due to her eyesight issues. She has stated, that if she is to every get into legal trouble due to this, her plan is to act more retard than she actually is. She eventually got knocked up and had her only child Abby. It was at this point her father intervened and put a stop to this. Anna now scorns the app claiming it to be nothing but trouble. Anna since then has had three boyfriends I know of.
1. When I first met Anna, the person she was dating was clearly an incel who hated anna and just wanted pussy. I told Anna she should dump him, and to my surprise she did. This was not me trying to deliberately influence her at this time I knew Anna as simply another retard on Discord.
2. Colt (AKA Colt 45 the Peacemaker) Colt was a retard who lived in a special needs home and was also gay for pay. Both Anna and Colt have openly stated that they did a threesome with colts gay retarded roommate for $10 each. According to Anna Colt sucked his dick, then fucked her, while the faggot nutted on Colt's asscheeks. The queer later "forgot to pay" He wears 5 knifes on his person at all times, straped to his hips, thighs and one hidden in his boot. A true mall ninja. Anna left him because he kept wanting to use his knives in foreplay, and he kept eating all of the food in her fridge. Anna frequently talks about Colt in a poor light. He didn't want to break up and even told her no and that she knew where she lived. I gave Anna advice on what to do in this situation. Such as confront his care taker and inform her what was happening.
3. Ronny (Divorced)
Anna had apparently known this man before, and they wanted to get married. However they were unable to before for reasons unknown. She was married to him 5/13/22. She claims Abby is his baby, despite Abby having blond hair. Both Anna and Her now husband insist that he is the father of the child. Out of all of Anna's BFs this one has been the most socially appropriate. But not perfect enough. Anna still got frustrated with him and eventually divorced.
Fetishes:
Anna is a porn addict. Her main fetishes' are BBC, and what she calls "daddy fuck me videos". This has become a large problem when she is single. Which is most of the time. When Anna doesn't get the attention she desires, she fixates on the only affection she receives. (That of her father's) I have had many talks with her on why this is wrong and why she should NOT peruse a sexual relationship with her father.
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I can't get the Chris Chan part 2 video to upload. Will try again later.
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Will revise the thread with the new information provided
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A picture of her giving a blowjob from her discord. To the best of my knowledge, she posted the picture.
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Archive your fucking links.
3deadniggers
kiwifarms.net
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There is a lot more to this cow than we thought. It started out as a tard girl wanting to fuck dead animals and it's now spiraled into years of weird stories and a cast of colourful characters. There has been people interacting with Anna for quite a while and she's prone to being lead by them or making up stories for attention. If any one else has been in contact with her and could help unravel some of the stories she's telling that would be really helpful. There is some very illegal activities involved and it would be helpful to have more than one source on them to avoid false statements in the OP.
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i guess getting molested and porn really does a number on you
OP is updated. holy fuck so much has transpired lol
it also seems like there's a lot more to her story than you would realize. the OP is constantly getting updated with new information.
ugh