Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Apteryx Owenii said:
this whole 'come steal my fire stones' bit just reminds me of how exhausting it must be to live Pat's life. I honestly don't know how he does it. I'm exhausted just reading about it

Especially impressive when he could have just stopped this nonsense years ago
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He really could have, but his pig rage tantrums whenever normies point out to him that simple fact ("don't engage with/feed the trolls") and tries to belch out excuse after excuse as to why this isn't possible is mind boggling.

There have been lolcows who got trolls off their backs simply by not engaging with them anymore. It's not the easiest thing to stop engaging with people who want to make your life hell, but it does prove that if they're not given what they want (a reaction/rise out of their target), they simply stop caring and move on to someone else after a while.

But it's been said over and over again that Pat (in addition to being fucking fat) has a major victim complex where he'll bend the truth if it means he can look like a victim, so when he's confronted with people who don't buy into his warped narrative of "poor lil' ol chubby me, those dang dirty trolls are harassing me" and/or offer well-intentioned advice on how to make it stop, that's when he absolutely loses his shit and does the internet equivalent of sticking his fat hooves in his ears and drowning them out with pig squeals.
 
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Markorian said:
Patbros... Jim's stream title is full of Nick Rekieta references, but no Patposting...
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I should think Nick Rekieta will be mentioned and featured by most drama commentators for at least the next couple of weeks.

It’s not every day a YouTube famous person fucks up this bad. Even Ethan Ralph so far hasn’t actually copped charges for this much drug possession and child endangerment.

Once Nick is enjoying prison though, literally everyone will forget about him.
 
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Not gonna lie, was pretty fuckin miffed that my beloved pig was once again cucked out the spotlight by some cow I dont care about.....but then I remembered that old persian fable
SOLOMON'S SEAL.

The Sultan asked Solomon for a Signet motto, that
should hold good for Adversity or Prosperity. Solomon
gave him,

"THIS ALSO SHALL PASS AWAY."
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Think back to early/mid 2023. Ethan Ralph was top of the fucking farms on the regular and having ever more epic and absurd shit happen from that italy trip to his mexico antics to the obscenely messy breakup with the horse.....but by the end of the year he was not even in the top 5/10 contestants for cow of the year. He blew up so big and so bad that everything he did afterwards felt like a downgrade, and given the shit he got himself into he wound up cocooning himself to the point of being near dormant and thus was near forgotten by years end.

Fat is like the tortoise. Slow and steady in his cawntent and regularly churning out modest chunks of fun without burning out. In a month or two allah willing he will be back in the runnings for yearly king of the retards.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Not gonna lie, was pretty fuckin miffed that my beloved pig was once again cucked out the spotlight by some cow I dont care about
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You said it, bossman fucking sucks and is not interesting at all and his inclusion last year was a travesty.
 
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Markorian said:
Patbros... Jim's stream title is full of Nick Rekieta references, but no Patposting...
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Inshallah a Patrick happening will be so great that it cucks Rekieta out of a stream. True karmic justice. Come to think of it, Metokur aside, I wish Patrick would get a MATI person stream...
Maude Snew said:
You said it, bossman fucking sucks and is not interesting at all and his inclusion last year was a travesty.
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The problem isn't Nick winning LOTY 2023, it was Patrick losing second place to Boremanjack. While I agree that the fat pig isn't for everyone, and half the appeal of Patrick is the meme culture that surrounds him, there is nothing remotely entertaining about an addict losing thousands of dollars and screaming at his parents every single day. Patrick has well-established lore; Boreman is just a white trash felon. He's a dime a dozen. But hey, he's not political, so there's that.
 
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FinnSven said:
I should think Nick Rekieta will be mentioned and featured by most drama commentators for at least the next couple of weeks.

It’s not every day a YouTube famous person fucks up this bad. Even Ethan Ralph so far hasn’t actually copped charges for this much drug possession and child endangerment.

Once Nick is enjoying prison though, literally everyone will forget about him.
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Between Porsalin's hard drive getting corrupted and Nick getting arrested Fatrick must really feel like things are turning around for him. Let us all hope that he starts getting really confident in himself again.
 
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Amateur Shoelace Tyer said:
Porsalin's hard drive getting corrupted
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Much as I like the guy let's not pretend like Cryptic Web Chronicles hasn't filled that niche and also blown him the fuck out. That iceberg video was boring and I tuned out quickly but it also wasn't meant for me as I'm somewhat of a patologist myself and it's a great series still. People in general probably aren't down to watch a three hour long thing anymore anyway so splitting that up to digest as you want is the way to go.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
Inshallah a Patrick happening will be so great that it cucks Rekieta out of a stream. True karmic justice. Come to think of it, Metokur aside, I wish Patrick would get a MATI person stream...

The problem isn't Nick winning LOTY 2023, it was Patrick losing second place to Boremanjack. While I agree that the fat pig isn't for everyone, and half the appeal of Patrick is the meme culture that surrounds him, there is nothing remotely entertaining about an addict losing thousands of dollars and screaming at his parents every single day. Patrick has well-established lore; Boreman is just a white trash felon. He's a dime a dozen. But hey, he's not political, so there's that.
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Bossmanjack is so milquetoast of a lolcow in that he doesn't have anything truly major or seismic events happen to him. He gambles, he rages about the rats, does crack, break shit, etc. In a way, because he's so boring and predictable he's a nice palette cleanser from the majority of lolcows these days that end up turning into pure horrorcows (Cyraxx, White Bowser, Daniel Larson, Rekeita; Ethan Ralph during 2021-2023, Chantal during the Nader saga) that become too difficult to watch at times for those among us who actually have limits. And that he doesn't do politics is also a huge plus to some.

As Mourning_Cloak said, the meme culture around him is the big draw for a lot of curious people: the Brothermen are legitimately funny at times with some of the stuff they come up with, barring the bad actors who take things too far. But another big draw with Pat is that he's a slow burn and when some big happening happens, usually due to his ego, hubris, and fatness, it's a happening. You gotta have patience with the Patsphere and it will pay off.
 
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Taco Santo! said:
If only there was a system of 'camps', if you will, where Dems could put people who disagree with them. And of they're in camps, you can sell their children to the SFWA. Win-win, and 'Uncle' Paul really needs this one.
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Ideally it would be a place where people could concentrate on what they did wrong to lead them to the camps. I'm of a good heart so I would even allow them to be re-educated about their false beliefs.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
DAMMIT JIM MAKE A STREAM ABOUT PATRICK TOMLINSON
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
No stalker child, Metokare will die before making a stream on Fatrick. Enjoy prison
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Jim just said that we're probably looking at a 2-3 month waiting period (maybe July 4th) for a Patrick and/or Daniel Larson stream.

Daniel Larson is another cow whose appeal I really don't get (though I don't know a lot about him). He's not interesting enough for me to read up on.
 
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