Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Not to be esoteric, and hopefully I don’t sound like I’m /x/posting, but with the amount of energy surrounding this group of people right now, and with as much evil as he has brought about, Dick is absolutely the next to go. Whether he gets a medallion or not, mark my words. Demons are real and they do not play by internet rules.
 
¡Holy fucking shit!

I unsubscribed from Rekieta Law a year ago or something, I see everyone talking about Nick on Twitter/X... I check what's going on... Wow, this it's complete insanity, but I'm not surprised.
Welcome back, but learn how to thumbnail. That image is huge. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/we-hav...t-being-able-to-figure-out-thumbnails.113862/

Jim's showing the He-man magic potion edit now. I swear he's just downloading straight from the thread.
Oh he definitely is, he had like two days to throw this together.
 
Feels pretty good knowing 19,000 people are laughing at this piece a shit
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Seriously- it's like a sold-out rock concert in the heart of Vegas all dedicated to clowning on a motherfucker!
 
Giving Chris Chan money will curse you so take that into account.
Yeah I ain't sending him it.
I would, if anyone deserves it its him but I don't want one of those fucking things anywhere near me they seriously creep me the fuck out. Plus I ain't giving fucking Chris my credit card number.
 
Nick throwing the warrent to the ground is so fucking funny to me tbh. I'm amazed he didn't call them pigs while at it
It's like he's so mentally retarded he couldn't act like an adult and deliberately acted like an ODD child. I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

He's like a parody.
 
The whole witch thing is that whatever you do comes back three fold. Don't let that demon notice you bro.
No worries of that I'm not joking (much) when I say that fucking things dead shark like eyes creep me out. I've read and seen too many things about cursed objects to want one in my house, even long enough to post to someone else.
Those medallions are cursed with the madness of a fucking Heretical literal Motherfucker that dares to set himself alongside God.
Theres enough bad energy around Chris and his bullshit egregore I want no part of it.
 
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