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Florida Priest Bites Woman Who Tried to Take The Communion ‘Cookie’ from Him​

A Florida woman has accused a priest of biting her arm at a church service last week, during a dispute over whether she was allowed to partake in the communion, According to NBC News:

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The woman attended a 10 a.m. service at St. Thomas Aquinas Church in St. Cloud on Sunday and tried to take Communion, the Diocese of Orlando said.

She had a brief discussion with the Rev. Fidel Rodriguez, who told her she hadn’t taken the proper steps to secure Communion and sent her away with a blessing, the diocese said in a statement.

The woman returned for a service two hours later and again tried to take Communion, and when Rodriguez asked her whether she had performed the prerequisite of Confession required by the Catholic Church to receive the Eucharist, she told him “it was not his business,” according to the diocese.

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They further claim “At that point, the woman forcefully placed her hand in the vessel and grabbed some sacred Communion hosts, crushing them.” After she refused to let go, following a tussle, the priest “bit her hand so she would let go of the hosts she grabbed.”

Roman Catholics believe in transubstantiation, which is the belief the blood and wine literally turn into the actual, no-difference, flesh and blood of Jesus, and therefore would view this assault on the host as no different than grabbing and crushing the literal person of Jesus.

The woman in question disputes this account, saying that after the priest refused to give the communion “cookie” to her, she challenged him on why, and he “forcefully” stuffed the wafer into her mouth and then bit her.

(Additional details in this article confirms the woman is a lesbian in a same-sex "marriage" and that she had multiple confrontations with the priest to demand her "cookie" from him.)

 

[Kapros]

Father didn't do anything wrong. Remember that time the Pharisees pulled up and St. Peter pulled out his sword?

 

[Abimelech]

Remember that time the Pharisees pulled up and St. Peter pulled out his sword?

Remember when Jesus told him to put it away?

 

[Tropical_Paradise]

Did the priest look something like this?

 

[Seychelle Pennyfeather]

What happened to the word "wafer" ... "cookie"? Has the entire world gone not only mad, but also illiterate?

 

[Abimelech]

Did the priest look something like this?
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That would have been even more amusing. But sadly, no:

What happened to the word "wafer" ... "cookie"? Has the entire world gone not only mad, but also illiterate?

That's part of what makes the whole fiasco so absurd. The other article I linked to is a lot longer, but it gives a much more detailed account. This lesbian was only there for a family function and immediately assumed that she was being singled out because of being a lesbian. The priest said he denied her communion because she clearly didn't know what she was doing. And by calling it a "cookie" she actually proved the priest was right.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Everbody gettin' then free cookies an she just want hers!

 

[Seychelle Pennyfeather]

That would have been even more amusing. But sadly, no:
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That's part of what makes the whole fiasco so absurd. The other article I linked to is a lot longer, but it gives a much more detailed account. This lesbian was only there for a family function and immediately assumed that she was being singled out because of being a lesbian. The priest said he denied her communion because she clearly didn't know what she was doing. And by calling it a "cookie" she actually proved the priest was right.

He's going to face charges for this. Hopefully he can avoid a period of incarceration by making a good plea deal. It would be sickening to see a priest incarcerated because a ravenous lesbian tried to steal the body of Christ from his hands.

 

[Abimelech]

He's going to face charges for this. Hopefully he can avoid a period of incarceration by making a good plea deal. It would be sickening to see a priest incarcerated because a ravenous lesbian tried to steal the body of Christ from his hands.

I can't imagine he would get anything more serious than a battery or assault charge. For a first time offender the worst he could expect would be a slap on the wrist.

It also seems there is ample video footage, plenty of witnesses and the lesbian admitted that she kept going back to pester him. A trial for this would be a complete fiasco.

I would bet the charges get dropped when all parties involved realize how stupid this whole situation sounds.

It's also in Florida where DeSantis would be likely to get involved if it starts to look like any kind of wokery is going down.

 

[Seychelle Pennyfeather]

I can't imagine he would get anything more serious than a battery or assault charge. For a first time offender the worst he could expect would be a slap on the wrist.

It also seems there is ample video footage, plenty of witnesses and the lesbian admitted that she kept going back to pester him. A trial for this would be a complete fiasco.

I would bet the charges get dropped when all parties involved realize how stupid this whole situation sounds.

It's also in Florida where DeSantis would be likely to get involved if it starts to look like any kind of wokery is going down.

I have a feeling they'll end up humiliating him with probation ... unless DeLusional pardons him.

 

[Toy Soldier]

Woman was plainly making a mockery of the man's religion, woman gets bit, boohoo!

Cunt deserved it!

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

Ah catholics love their silly little cannibal simulation ritual so much that one of them actually tried to eat a person.

 

[AssignedEva]

The fact she called it a cookie shows she doesn't understand the significance of the religious ritual she was interrupting.
Ironically she would have been singled out if she'd loudly broadcast she was a lesbian.

Catholics have to be in a state of grace when they receive the Eucharist or else they profane it, and that means repenting for your mortal sins. If she's having lesbian sex with her wife and isn't sorry about it and hasn't asked forgiveness for it, then the Priest isn't allowed to give her Eucharist.

This is like the Tradcaths freaking out that the Pope fired Bishop Strickland "with no due process" and acting like an "authoritarian monarch", which is the entire point of the Pope and objecting to that is why Protestantism exists.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The fruits of Pope Francis show themselves once again. No pun intended.He did the right thing and defended the Eucharist. Some priests have given their very lives to defend Christ's body and blood from desecration.

You have to understand priests will not refuse someone Communion unless they know beyond a doubt that someone is not Catholic, the person is excommunicated or is living in manifest grave sin and has not repented. It's an act of love towards the sinner by encouraging them to repentance.

She was an evil woman who wanted to desecrate the host or commit some other blasphemous action against God, nothing more and nothing less. God help her because it requires major diabolical influence on a person to even want to commit host desecration or other sins of sacrilege and blasphemy.

Roman Catholics believe in transubstantiation, which is the belief the blood and wine literally turn into the actual, no-difference, flesh and blood of Jesus, and therefore would view this assault on the host as no different than grabbing and crushing the literal person of Jesus.

Well it's not quite that literal an action but it's still grave sacrilege. The Eucharist still has the appearance of its accidents (bread and wine) even if in substance it is the Body and Blood of Christ.

 

[Abimelech]

Catholics have to be in a state of grace when they receive the Eucharist or else they profane it, and that means repenting for your mortal sins. If she's having lesbian sex with her wife and isn't sorry about it and hasn't asked forgiveness for it, then the Priest isn't allowed to give her Eucharist.

You have to understand priests will not refuse someone Communion unless they know beyond a doubt that someone is not Catholic, the person is excommunicated or is living in manifest grave sin and has not repented.

I mean, sure, that's how it works on paper, right?

But when a person approaches a priest for communion, as the narrative in this case shows, the main thing the priest is looking for is if the person appears to "know what they are doing" by going through the correct motions. If something sends up a red flag, then they might start asking questions about confession, baptism, etc. But obviously they are not asking those questions of every individual, every time. And nothing stops people who know how to go through the motions from simply lying.

And in a practical sense, we know there must be a lot of manifest sinners who just go through the motions every week. And even some of the priests are manifest sinners! They use Grindr, host drug-fueled gay sex orgies and rape kids. So apparently the rules which hypothetically exist on paper are not truly being enforced in practice.

And that's how you end up with a gay priest biting a lesbian woman in an argument over a magic cookie.

 

[AssignedEva]

But when a person approaches a priest for communion, as the narrative in this case shows, the main thing the priest is looking for is if the person appears to "know what they are doing" by going through the correct motions. If something sends up a red flag, then they might start asking questions about confession, baptism, etc. But obviously they are not asking those questions of every individual, every time. And nothing stops people who know how to go through the motions from simply lying.

Of course. If she'd been raised Catholic - or at least watched and observed what the Catholics were doing and kept her mouth shut while following suit - she'd have received Communion. The Priest isn't psychic. Someone like that wouldn't have crumpled up the Host in response to being denied, though, since they would have been respectful and understood that Catholics have rituals about how the sacrament is treated (the way it's disposed of even has special rules).

At best she's a member of a woke church and does Communion there and assumed it transferred denominations (Protestants can't receive Communion in Catholic churches, although Catholics can receive it in Protestant churches) and then made some faux pas that prompted the Priest to question her.

But based on the story she was loudly broadcasting she was a lesbian and wanted to participate in a religious ritual that had no meaning to her beyond "I'm being denied this". It's a sense of entitlement - "you can't discriminate against me for being gay!" despite the fact that this is how the religion works.

It's pretty similar to going to a Hindu temple and enthusiastically talking about the Beef Wellington you cooked last night, and then being shocked you're not allowed to participate in Puja.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But when a person approaches a priest for communion, as the narrative in this case shows, the main thing the priest is looking for is if the person appears to "know what they are doing" by going through the correct motions. If something sends up a red flag, then they might start asking questions about confession, baptism, etc. But obviously they are not asking those questions of every individual, every time. And nothing stops people who know how to go through the motions from simply lying.

Correct, the priest has to make a judgment call on the fly and the overall rule is when in doubt to give someone the Eucharist. It would be very bad to deny someone the Eucharist who has returned to the Church and repented of their sins but just isn't aware of changes or has forgotten proper practices.

The most malevolent people will do exactly that, go through the motions perfectly. It's not hard to learn them from attending a even a single Mass or visiting a parish website.

For wedding or funeral Masses where there may be a substantial number of non-Catholics the priest usually instructs people who aren't Catholic not to receive Communion and people generally respect that as they should.

And in a practical sense, we know there must be a lot of manifest sinners who just go through the motions every week. And even some of the priests are manifest sinners! They use Grindr, host drug-fueled gay sex orgies and rape kids. So apparently the rules which hypothetically exist on paper are not truly being enforced in practice.

Like you said though, there just isn't the time. The average Mass on Sunday has a couple hundred parishioners at even a small parish, and he has to also handle all of the administrative and financial responsibilities of the pastor as well. Many parishes also only have one priest when they need two or three like was the case before the vocations crisis.

Multiple clergy at a parish is also better for the priests psychologically and socially. The celibate life is a great sacrifice and priests living in community can support each other more effectively. Until the 1940s or so, the big issue dealt with by organizations like the Paraclete was priests wanting to marry women, not homosexuality or pedophilia.

Something seriously went wrong during this period and I don't know what.

 

[a hapless toad]

The woman told police the priest denied her Communion after she refused to answer his questions about whether she had been to confession recently.
“I just wanted a cookie. That’s all,” the woman told police, according to body camera video.

When the woman didn’t hold her hands out one on top of the other or open her mouth and didn’t say “Amen” after he said “body of Christ,” he said, he knew she didn’t know what she was doing.
He said he asked her when the last time she received Communion was, and that she said it was many years ago. He said he asked her if she had gone to confession, and she replied, “I don’t need to explain you that.”

The woman and her partner then went to the noon Mass in Spanish, which Rodriguez celebrated, and the woman again went to him to receive Communion. He told police he asked her if she had gone to confession in between Masses.

According to him, she replied: “No, I don’t need to explain to you, I don’t need to give an explanation, you don’t have authority, you don’t need to judge me.”

To which he says he said: “I’m not judging you, I’m asking you only, did you confess after the other Mass [to] received the Communion now? Because if you did not confess, I can’t give you the Communion.”

“He wouldn’t give me a cookie. I don’t know if it was how I’m dressed. You know, what it is that I like,” the woman said. “He said basically I needed to do confession and do all of this, I need to go to Mass every Sunday or whatever. And I said, ‘That doesn’t matter. I’ve done everything I needed to do as a kid. I’m just here to accept the bread.’ And he wouldn’t give it to me.”

“And I’m not gonna front. I tried to just grab another cookie, and that when he grabbed my hand and he just bit me,” the woman said.

Ma'am. That's not how Communion works.

Edit: The lesbian in question.

 

[Abimelech]

Until the 1940s or so, the big issue dealt with by organizations like the Paraclete was priests wanting to marry women, not homosexuality or pedophilia.

St. Peter Damien recorded evidence of homosexual priests as early as 1051.

Catholics often say that everything in the church was hunky dory up until just recently, when the church was allegedly infiltrated by liberals/communists/freemasons/whomever the bad guy of the week is. But the reality is that there have been problems with rampant corruption and sexual immorality for at least a thousand years now, if not longer.

And, uh, if it really was just priests wanting to marry women, there actually isn't anything wrong with that. Maybe there wouldn't be so many problems with them humping inappropriate things if they could actually partake in the one relationship where sex is allowed?

 

[WonderWino]

Twist ending: the biting priest is actually this priest