Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

Not sure if someone's posted this yet, but I just saw this on one of his Instagram pictures:
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What a fucking weird thing to do, just replying to a random unprompted after 18 weeks. This schnigga is so cooked
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Has he only been posting on the posts by women? I get your wife looks like carrot top and your new hole bailed but fuck man.

 

[Napoleon III]

It's no more clever than a random schizo word-vomiting on the street because their mind is racing at a 100 mph.
You also wouldn't be able to make heads or tails of what he's trying to tell you, if he was sat right next to you in real life and you'd have to piece everything together on the spot, instead of digesting it and deciphering it through a stream.

You can't tell me you didn't laugh at the joke he made about JFG's wife. Jim caught that one too. You are right though that it is kind of schizo babble. I would say if he could do this and be like 25% more coherent he would be much funnier.

The thing is though is that something that is barely connected is the essence of humor. These schizo-babble connections are the short-circuit of a funny joke.

This makes sense too because the alcohol is acting like a depressant and so the part of his brain that would make his speech and ideas more orderly is suppressed. Because of that you get to see the raw materials of Rekieta humor.

I'm sorry but this is confirmation that you're clinically retarded

There is no cure

I'll accept being a fool(retarded). God looks out for Fools, Drunks(Nick shouldn't have done Cocaine or Ketamine) and the United States

Spoiler: Retard Gigachads

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being Nick. Imagine having a wife-beater shirt mugshot based on the Jamaicans who spit-roasted your wife.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Imagine being Nick. Imagine having a wife-beater shirt mugshot based on the Jamaicans who spit-roasted your wife.

couldn't have happened to a better person

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Has he only been posting on the posts by women? I get your wife looks like carrot top and your new hole bailed but fuck man.

Assuming that the cops seized all of his drugs, it's been 2, nearly 3 days since his last rail?
Social media is his only source of dopamine at the moment.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Somewhere, Patrick Tomlinson is breathing a sigh of relief that there was not a Metokur stream about him tonight.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

We are more likely to see rekieta found dead from a accidental overdose or a him arrested for domestic violence than we will see him admit his faults & going to rehab.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Good use of time.

Edit: Added "full context".

 

[Sharpeteer]

Somewhere, Patrick Tomlinson is breathing a sigh of relief that there was not a Metokur stream about him tonight.
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We need more pastors like this guy. I will absolutely attend a church with any pastor with the caliber and eye for degeneracy of this man.

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Good use of time.

Yes, people that can read a report can't read and know nothing. Just wait for when those that can watch a body cam video don't know anything either.

Nick, your temple is crumbling fast, and I love it.

A lawyer would know better than to reply to anyone saying anything about the situation, but since Nick is not a real lawyer, he didn't take such advice.

 

[Ghost of Ted Kaczynski]

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Ngl on some level I actually thought he'd return to Christ and actually pull up after being charged with a felony.

Fuck this guy, may he be beaten with rubber mallets.

 

[Obsul]

You can't tell me you didn't laugh at the joke he made about JFG's wife. Jim caught that one too. You are right though that it is kind of schizo babble. I would say if he could do this and be like 25% more coherent he would be much funnier.

The thing is though is that something that is barely connected is the essence of humor. These schizo-babble connections are the short-circuit of a funny joke.

This makes sense too because the alcohol is acting like a depressant and so the part of his brain that would make his speech and ideas more orderly is suppressed. Because of that you get to see the raw materials of Rekieta humor.

I'll accept being a fool(retarded). God looks out for Fools, Drunks(Nick shouldn't have done Cocaine or Ketamine) and the United States

Spoiler: Retard Gigachads

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Rekieta's """humor""" now is literally on the level of how I tried to make jokes when I was like 11. Just randomly throw in weird, wacky scenarios and pepper it with sexual innuendo and random references. Impressive stuff.

Rekieta """humor""":
"Come on Jim, you and I both know that Mongolian strippers can't say no to a coupon to Disneyland, not any more than a choir boy can say no to a Catholic priest! I know you know this Jim, but maybe you don't because I'm white like Clarence Thomas and you're actually a nigger, ah, so embarrassing, that's SO EMBARRASSING for you, JIM, oh my god!"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Good use of time.

Commenting on situations he doesn't know anything about is what made Nick famous, right?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

The zeal with which you've been sweeping for Nick is starting to make me suspect you're trolling. At this point you want him in a plastic bubble supervised 24/7.

At least for several years. Under the worst circustances now he’s getting that. Which is a shame because it means he’s taking time and resources away from the people on the street who need the system way more.

Why is Nick entitled to this kind of protection from himself

Honest answer? Because he is lucky to have a family and therefore has people to help.

but millions of bums can sit on the street shooting up until they die?

Because the people that run the system are absolutely fucked and don’t want to. Not they can’t. But they don’t.

One day, years ago, I read something and got real mad about it not giving a fuck about those millions of people. I got so mad it got me to crunch the numbers.

Short answer is the system could treat all of them.

I wish I could help more people than I do. The millions of people on the street being left to die should absolutely be afforded the level of protection Nick gets by the virtue of having a family. They should be given more protections because they lack that net.

And the system just shrugs and doesn’t care. The system shouldn’t be used to help people like Nick honestly because he has a family. That’s the family’s job. The system should be used to help the millions of people that don’t.

I’m thankful there seems to be a more concerted effort from people in the last several years to make it better. We just aren’t going fast enough.

 

[Mouse Cop]

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Good use of time.

Oh he's mad as fuck. He's hitting the bottle again and scrolling his socials. Countdown to his next drunk stream has officially begun.

 

[Father Balldo]

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Good use of time.

is this real?

 

[TurdThrower]

Did Nick throw Kayla under the bus for that child neglect charge? He is representing her after all..... shes about to get her wig split in prison

Don't think so, at least yet. The charges were based on what the cops found. Fuck I'm still 20 pages off.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

My guess is that the charge is an error, to be honest.

It's now printed on 3 documents starting with the initial charging document, could just be an error carried over.

I think the main point of confusion for me is both times it's referenced as a modifier of some kind to the main charge. In the Order for Detention (attached) it's listed as Minnesota Statute: 609.378.1(a) [which is the general neglect charge including neglect by deprivation OR knowingly permitting abuse], with reference to: 609.378.1(a)(2) [which is the subsection pertaining ONLY to abuse]

In this document

it's listed as "Charge 609.378.1(a)" , "Penalty 609.378.1(a)(2)"

Then on the court casefile (attached) the charge is listed as Neglect 609.378.1(a) additional statute 609.378.1(a)(2)

This has the look of being maybe a misleading way in which court documents are printed, but Nick's "additional statutes" all seem to be relevant to the situation as we understand it so maybe not. Is anyone familiar with the syntax of documents like these?

Don't know if this has been brought up yet but it's a little icing-on-the-cake knowing that Nick and company 100% had shitty cocaine.

So you're some gay nightclub faggot from Minneapolis (let's be real, that's who Nick's connection is, this would explain the ketamine too) are you going to give the alcoholic square from out of town the good shit? Fuck no... it was cut up suburban coke. The coke was 10 - 15% at most... if it even was coke and not just meth + baby powder.

Suffer Rekietas.

Neither meth nor crack, the typical "close enough" substitutes for coke, turn blue on the Scott field test which I believe is the current standard, so they don't give a false positive for coke.

 

[where's baldo]

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Good use of time.

he'll be dead soon

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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Good use of time.

good seethe lol. Who knows where he's ranting under other names

 

[keke]

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Good use of time.

So glad this happened so we now all know “it’s not what it seems“ ”something is going on” is complete and utter bullshit. Lawtubers who stream trials need to be reminded everyday THEY are the parasites because they are getting far too comfortable thinking otherwise