Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I was listening to that woman someone here linked and she was talking to some guy who said she was banned from rumble and this is why he got banned. What is wrong with people?

 

[Chazzed Up]

@Chazzed Up
I agree. There are absolutely people that need the help of the system way more than Nick. And I’m mad he’s going to take up a spot.

Seeing as he just posted that he is refusing rehab, the only spot I see him taking up in the future is a grave. Prison is the only way he can legally be forced to get clean at this point.

 

[Fapcop]

Not sure if someone's posted this yet, but I just saw this on one of his Instagram pictures:
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What a fucking weird thing to do, just replying to a random unprompted after 18 weeks. This schnigga is so cooked
Instagram photo

Kinda sounds like Nick trying to convince himself that he still got it! He’s still the ol’ charming, endearing rogue, can still pull in the superchats. Nothing is different. He hasn’t changed. It’s everyone else who’s weird.

 

[TurdThrower]

LOL. He actually is an Internet daddy. He's giving a "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" speech

Yeah. For all the laughs that Jim has given people over making fun of idiots, they pale in comparison to this. The end of tonight's stream had Jim sounding like a disappointed dad. I'd rather someone call me an idiot or be mad at me than be disappointed with me.

 

[iScream into the void]

Rate me late or whatever, but I had to clip this out from Jim's stream because it was prescient for me. I'm sure this cow has been beaten to death, already, but it bears repeating.

This situation is entirely Nicholas Robert Rekieta's fault. The nebulous Kiwi Farms (a website) did not make him devolve into a scum-fuck alcoholic druggie, that was all him. He may have had nudges along the way, hell maybe even people trying to pull him back from the abyss, but ultimately nobody else could make Rekieta do that, he had to do it himself. He's proudly crowed before that nobody can make him do shit, and all his life he's been looking to reach a point where nobody could tell him what to do, and so, here we are. I hope it was worth it Nick you narcissistic faggot, I really do, because it sure as hell doesn't look the part.


All in all, Nick:

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Ngl on some level I actually thought he'd return to Christ and actually pull up after being charged with a felony.

No offense to other Evangelical farmers around here, but I find Evangelicals (specially American ones) to be very weird and particularly hypocritical when it comes to repenting. And there is a lot of footage of Nick twisting religion for his benefit.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Seeing as he just posted that he is refusing rehab, the only spot I see him taking up in the future is a grave. Prison is the only way he can legally be forced to get clean at this point.

Indeed. A real shame. It shouldn’t have come to this. Alas.

 

[Glowie]

My brother in Christ, he streamed for 4h20m about Rekieta this very evening.

EDIT: With a broken rib, I might add.

I wasn't aware, I was asleep at the time. My bad, my point about being Jim being brittle still stand. A study how to prevent bone loss and osteoporosis caused by chemotherapy done on mice, you sir glow too

 

[Mouse Cop]

Worst part? I'm going to have to find another lolcow to follow when that happens. BMJ doesn't interest me, Drexel's thread will not re-alive itself, and Ralph is a one-trick pony imo.

Dick Masterson a.k.a. Dax Herrera a.k.a. Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, appears to have accepted Null's offer of a Sonichu medallion.

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

 

[TurdThrower]

I think she was trying to blame Aaron or Nick, hard to say who she’s going to blame for being the Rekita coke whore.

I looked at Aaron's twitter/x earlier. Sounds like he text her and she jumped his ass back. Does not mean that she does not also blame 1 or 2 of the Rekietas, but sounds like she still blames him for shit.

 

[thebigdream]

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Good use of time.

Edit: Added "full context".

Nooo stalker child, it is yoouuu who were just arrested and for whose actions are now a public record accessible by anyone.

This is why I hate sceptics, many of which are Libertarians. Yes it is theoretically conceivable that the events dramatically differ to how they've been reported, just as anything is possible, but for the police to massively exaggerate what they found at his residence, for the priest to lie, for his behaviour on stream to have been caused by something other than drugs, for April to simply be staying over their house as a family friend...come on. We're not fucking idiots.

 

[TurdThrower]

It's relaxing and introspective as opposed to the jpop shit he's playing now.

Reminds me of the Resident Evil safe/save room themes.

I was thinking "safe" zones from souls games but that will work too.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Indeed. A real shame. It shouldn’t have come to this. Alas.

On the contrary I applaud the rest of his family for not getting sucked into his narc misery. It's widely known that the only way to avoid having your life fucked up by a narc is to cut contact. His family should have cut contact at whatever point he refused to stop drinking, and possibly taken him to family court to get him deemed unfit to have custody of his children.

Cluster B lunatics are fundamentally unfixable.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Mea culpa if this has already been addressed, but regarding the bags and drug weight:

I spoke to my police friend about if they would use a suspects scale if it was at the scene vs the police equipment. He said procedure may differ for departments, but its possible they would get a rough estimate using a suspects equipment + field test it. Ultimately it would get bagged and properly weighed at the station and said that weight is most likely whats in the report.

Regarding the bag weight, the 'saddle bag' thats citied is like a tie off of a larger bag so its even less plastic (minus the heavier seal at the top) meaning theres even less margin of error. He spoke on this as well and said it would depend on the state law technicals as to if a bag would be counted as 'drug weight.' He used the example of weed oil in a vape cartridge. They should measure the oil itself, not the entire cartridge it was in and said some states even require them to chemically separate something like crack to find what percent of it is actually cocaine vs filler.

 

[Russell Wilson]

Has he only been posting on the posts by women? I get your wife looks like carrot top and your new hole bailed but fuck man.

This is his redemption arc, prudincel. Last week he would have been cruisin' for dick at Pure Pleasure sodomy barn. Some good old-fashioned IG gooning is the trad, Christian thing to do.

Also, there is a lot of irony with all his orbiters claiming that this isn't Nick's fault or he is just totally helpless to fight his addiction. This is literally that same argument The Ghost Doctor/Irate Gamer is making; it's not Nick's fault, it's his demons! Even if you want to go easy on the guy you have to know he continually shifts the blame for his problems away from himself. He was having a meltdown and blaming Jim for the Montegraph lawsuit the day before he got arrested. He was blaming the judge for not doing exactly what he wanted and basically defaming her competence as a judge. How much do you want to bet he's going to go after the pastor who reported him? The nose guard is already out in force poisoning the well on the very concept of mandatory reporting.

Lastly, I heard Joe/Good Lawgic talking about how deeply, deeply Nick loves his kids. Some people take the resentment angle to the extreme, I doubt he truly hates them. However, I challenge anyone to look at Nick's recent livestreams or other public appearances where he says anything nice about his kids. I can recall many instances were he talks about them being an inconvenience, more than once he jokes about them being raped and molested like it's the funniest idea ever. Imagine that, Nick Rekieta's kids being abused, like that would ever happen! Well abuse did happen. What's more, why is it Kayla catching the additional child abuse charge? Was Nick even involved enough in his children's lives to warrant the permitting abuse charge? The State of Minnesota doesn't seem to think so.

On the bright side, balldo is dipping his toe into social media, it's only a matter of time until the cope stream begins.

 

[RotPockets]

Yes.

Considering this retarded faggot is the one getting charged with a felony, empirically he is the one that understands the Justice System the least. The only person who knows less than him is Kayla since she actually believed Balldo’s bullshit.

Here’s a little hint for brain damaged Balldo the bitch boy: Don’t commit crimes.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Yeah. For all the laughs that Jim has given people over making fun of idiots, they pale in comparison to this. The end of tonight's stream had Jim sounding like a disappointed dad. I'd rather someone call me an idiot or be mad at me than be disappointed with me.

Nick's demise has clearly hit Jim on a personal level. Jim has said in the past that he had fairly modest ambitions for his life, and he was denied it by his cancerAIDS.
Nick had all the things Jim wanted for himself, and has deliberately pissed it all away.

 

[TurdThrower]

"Uncle Drex touched me, I told mommy and daddy and they told me not to tell"

Wild speculation but it would explain his absence for that last year.

Someone would have found his mugshot by now. Drex waits until their 18th birthday.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

Seeing as he just posted that he is refusing rehab, the only spot I see him taking up in the future is a grave. Prison is the only way he can legally be forced to get clean at this point.

At this point I think he'll die the David Carradine route or be found dead from ripping his own dick off while beating it high off of meth.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I must ask, when is this thread gonna get the horrorcow tag?