Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Musashi's Son]

For those who missed Nick joking about this girl named Maya

You didn't show the worst part in the article. Nick made a joke about a girl which was molested by a hospital staffer by kissing her and having her sit on their lap.

Edit:
zimzam cited the full section from the article and my dumbass didn't see it.

 

[The Omni Cuckold]

I bet Robert Barnes will be stepping in as his lawyer

https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1794799675478036818?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Didn't they (Barnes and Frei) mostly part ways with Nick after disagreements over Jack Murphy? I admit I haven't kept up closely with either but I don't remember them doing anything significant together since then.

I assume Barnes is just siding with Nick just on the gun issue and his strong commitment to the 2nd amendment to include child abusers. I am not sure he'd spend time on Nick's case considering there is a timeline where Nick continues buying and consuming drugs, can't stream and then cannot pay his lawyers.


They are streaming about it later though. https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1794807871802372548
https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1794807871802372548

 

[polar bear]

Oh yeah, I'm familiar with that case. Fucking horrible and not the type of thing to make those kinds of jokes about. From the way you described it, I thought the victim got raped until their body was so damaged they were incontinent, so it's slightly better than what I thought. Fucking slightly. Disgusting, Nick. I hope those words haunt you when turn sober, if you ever do.

It was me who described it incorrectly, so I edited my initial post to be accurate, but I do not change my opinion.
The idea that someone can even have a thought like this, and then think it's funny, and then to say it out loud is fucking despicable and i am fucking sick of opinions that there's any possibility of bouncing back, when there is nothing to bounce back to - it's just piles and piles of shit and trash stacked on top of each other

 

[AnOminous]

You know what's additional unsettling layer to all of this. As time goes we are finding out references for nonsense he was saying months and years ago. God fucking forbid a references and contexts exists for all child abuse "jokes" is out there.

I bet a lot of those "random access" things where people were wondering what this wetbrained retard was even babbling about are crimes he committed.

 

[Schpoots]

I think all his stalker-childing on Instagram is to help create the narrative that he was wronged for an inevitable lawsuit against the state or something. The fact that barnes and his big mouth is moaning about amendment violations and other stupid shit reinforces my feelings. They're going with the dindu nothing route.

 

[Fools Idol]

His attitude and absolute refusal to acknowledge any responsibility whatsoever for his own actions really is indicative of an elevated likelihood that he fucks up, possibly severely, before anything resembling a deal even shows up. I'm about certain he's already fucked up out of his mind again because he's already talking mad shit.

I was once told that trying to dress up a legal issue you're having as anything other than what it is, is a bad idea. I've just got this feeling he's going full retard with some bullshit defence. The state has him, they probably aren't going to rape him but if he fucks around with the court they might just stick the knife in, even a little bit.

The 1st thing on Nick's mind should be his kids. He doesn't give a fuck about them so staying out of jail is probably number 1 priority right now. Just imagine you're the judge, this smug faggot comes in and treats the whole court like it's one big joke, what would you do? I'd give him some time, nothing big but just enough to knock his shitty ego down a peg.

 

[Meat Target]

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Fuckin' hell, I knew it'd be something scummy like this. Bastard.

Don't forget that Barnes either got fired or quit Rittenhouse's legal team because he couldn't be the one in charge. He was frequently showing sour grapes about it on stream with Nick.

 

[gang weeder]

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Yes clearly 2A advocates should die on the hill of Balldo-guarding for Crackety Rackets. Lolberts never miss, they're always retards.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm sorry what? He made "one" mistake just today.

What about the past year?

 

[Harm]

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Aaron and Kayla should get married, it'll be just like the Brady Bunch.

"She may have beat on her children's father in their home, but she never hit me, and that's what counts!"

I can't wait until this faggot fades back into irrelevancy. What a piece of shit.

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if you search Kayla's case on the court site she is charged under both Statues in regards to Child Neglect: 609.378.1(a) and Additional Statute: Neglect Child-Knowingly Permit Physical/Sex Abuse (609.378.1(a)(2)).

Well, that "typo" theory is slipping away, leaving us with "hopefully it was physical abuse instead of sexual abuse."

 

[Scan_Lines]

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Fuck sake Barnes. Have any of the lawtube got any sense about them?

 

[Kheapathic]

I was once told that trying to dress up a legal issue you're having as anything other than what it is, is a bad idea. I've just got this feeling he's going full retard with some bullshit defence. The state has him, they probably aren't going to rape him but if he fucks around with the court they might just stick the knife in, even a little bit.

I'm not a lawyer, not even familiar with the court system, and before I say this next part, I am aware that each state is different and each judge is different, so mileage may vary.

But I remember watching the Chile de Castro hearing in Las Vegas; and the short of this story is the judge pretty much did a "I know who you are, I know you're a massive fucking trouble maker, I'm giving you a longer than normal sentence." Again, there's probably a lot of differences between a Clark County judge and the judges in Nick's area; but with how much of an ass he's made himself out to be to include the massive amount of shit he's talked on the judge he's going to go in front of; if given the possibility, I wouldn't be surprised if Fischer makes an example out of Nick.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

SUFFAH RACKETS!

 

[Scan_Lines]

"She may have beat on her children's father in their home, but she never hit me, and that's what counts!"

I can't wait until this faggot fades back into irrelevancy. What a piece of shit.


Well, that "typo" theory is slipping away, leaving us with "hopefully it was physical abuse instead of sexual abuse."

I'm wondering if she got that charge because she was at the house while Nick wasn't and the only thing I can think of, is allowing the kid to be near the door or in harms way as the cops asked to enter and probably announced they would breach.

 

[Hambubger]

We need DSP to put the medallion on, that will be the true test of its power

It will have the opposite effect remember Phil has fought against a seven nation army consisting of detractors, utility companies, banking establishments, delivery services, YouTubers, financial institutions and the HNIC themselves the IRS.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah I don't know the first thing about that sort of thing to be honest with you, and I'm the sort to get all watery-eyed at mousetraps.

What I meant to say was if you grow up in the country around livestock you learn not to get sentimental around animals, but you don't be cruel to them unless you're an asshole. You treat them with respect and give them the best life you can, you feed them and protect them from predators and then when its their time they put food on your table.
We ain't sentimental about animals, especially not varmints, but trapping them in live traps and then fucking drowning them, or stabbing or trying to take a hammer to raccoons or whatever the fuck he was upto is some sadistic fucking weirdo shit.
I don't know what the fuck he was thinking doing that, and especially, what, bragging about it to his Lolcows sycophants for clout?
My point is if thats the sort of shit Nicky Rackets gets up to and thinks is a cute story to tell on stream, this faggot is way more fucked up even than it might appear just by watching his sloppy drunk gay fucking ass.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Another irony with Warski is Nick could learn a lot from Andy about dealing with addiction. Warski did pull himself back from the brink several times.

Not to mention Nick has (had?) a fat funny sidekick similar to PPP in Potentially Criminal/Sean/Dollar Store George RR Martin.

He could’ve cleaned up and done a two-person “lawtube” stream and scream “WHOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH BUDDYYYYYYY” while Sean rings a triangle everytime a defendant/attorney in a case does something retarded. It could have fulfilled many peoples wishes for him to make a million bucks.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What exactly does that imply?

Speedy Trial. Unless waived by the defendant there must be an arraignment within three days and a trial within 180 days.

 

[Admiral Nelson]

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I speak the saddest words of tongue and pen
Now I know, Monty was right again

 

[FedPostalService]

We need DSP to put the medallion on, that will be the true test of its power

He’d completely resist it and it would have no power over him. He’s the Tom Bombadil of the Internet