DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

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Bruh.

Been seriously wondering why he eats like this. I know the main theory is tooth pain, but that shit hurts and Phil would bitch about it. Instead, I'm wondering if the muscles in his cheeks are tense. If any of you have ever had that shit happen to you, you know how much it hurts. Not enough to bitch about, but enough that it is an inconvenience.

Could be possible, but it also might just be that he is a total slob and his parents never told him to eat properly.

Imagine being the Doordash driver in this situation, you're punished for being too good at your task because an autistic 42 year old manchild refuses to adjust his NEET schedule and eat a little early. DSP is definitely the type of person who leaves bad reviews if even the slightest thing goes wrong too.

I hope they spit in his food if they get him repeatedly. Can't imagine dealing with this asshole in any way, especially delivery. A minute early and he would bitch, a minute late he would bitch and go to customer service about it. Not in person though, since DSP is too much of a pussy. If he wasn't such bitch though he would definitely be this kind of person.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

MATURE ADULT, NOT A CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER.

One seriously has to wonder given his whining sessions during SF6 and moments like this if he's mentally stunted.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

You guys think those are legit dent tips from yesterday or potential salt mines in the making?

Between that Don Fanucci dent riding the line yesterday and the potential of that $500 being charged back, I want to believe that we’ll be in the salt mines shortly.

 

[EbolaDan]

I love when DSP snitches on himself. There was discussion about how he likely abuses the customer service support from DoorDash and will Karen for in-app credits. I'm sure that as a way to mitigate the number of "problems" DSP has (outside the 95% of customer experiences), DoorDash likely flags him as a problematic customer, which is why the driver insisted on handing it to him.

 

[ManakaLala]

I assume yesterdays facade of a marathon was just to tech test Hades2 on his shitbox. Seeing as it was the only game he tried to take seriously.

He always does this thing where when people really want something, constantly ask for it, winning polls etc. in this case Noita he will absolutely go out of his way to shit it up as much as possible. I get he stalls and flubs around games often but in these cases it really feels malicious towards his fans. I would even say that after half an hour of being a faggot, I found his gameplay of it pretty amusing with the way his mushbrain approaches things.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You guys think those are legit dent tips from yesterday or potential salt mines in the making?

Between that Don Fanucci dent riding the line yesterday and the potential of that $500 being charged back, I want to believe that we’ll be in the salt mines shortly.

He knows who sent them or he would have done a tipquisition after claiming he just had $250 in chargebacks which was also a lie.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Been seriously wondering why he eats like this.

Because he knows people will screencap it every single time. He has a variety of obnoxious fabricated tics that he's invented for the purpose of retaining the kind of detractor who's equally fascinated and repelled by his growing repertoire of retarded antics. Doesn't mean he's still not a naturally disgusting impudent dipshit who really doesn't know how to conduct himself in "public" only that he's caught on to the many effortless (which is key for phil) ways he can repulse people and like an attention seeking child keeps up with these habits to provoke people in lieu of being able to offer anything positively entertaining to the audience.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Because he knows people will screencap it every single time.

i dont think he intentionally does anything that makes himself look like a retard. every retarded thing he does, he does it because hes retarded. he'll do stuff like snort and crunch water bottles to purposefully annoy people but his weird-ass tics like those eating faces or his autism swaying are just how he is

 

[johnkimble123]

I can't get over that this clown orders a bowl from a Mexican place, with lots of different ingredients, and because the ingredients weren't pre-mixed (which isn't a thing I've seen from any place that sells these), he eats every ingredient separately. Would kinda expect that the ingredients used to make said bowl are designed to be eaten... together. Did he need his mom to mix it for him?

And on top of that, you could just pick & choose ingredients if you're a picky fuck like Karen Burnell.

Also when he didn't like something, he separated things so they wouldn't touch, and even played with it. He's such a man child it's not even funny. Linda never grounded him for not eating his peas clearly.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This fucking retard was eatting individual pieces of corn with his fork. Like stabbing one piece of corn and reviewing its robust flavor. Christ he is weird.

Different topic, but I'd like to see a time-lapse of his stroked-out face. He's talking more and more out of the left side of his mouth.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can't get over that this clown orders a bowl from a Mexican place, with lots of different ingredients, and because the ingredients weren't pre-mixed (which isn't a thing I've seen from any place that sells these), he eats every ingredient separately. Would kinda expect that the ingredients used to make said bowl are designed to be eaten... together. Did he need his mom to mix it for him?

He's been doing this in every Feeding with the Pig. I remember when he ordered streetshitter cuisine he didn't dump the curry sauce over the rice and the meat but ate them separately. Then he bitched about the rice having no flavor. He is so fucking stupid that he can't even eat correctly. I'm surprised he hasn't died due to forgetting to breathe already.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

i dont think he intentionally does anything that makes himself look like a retard. everything retarded thing he does, he does it because hes retarded. he'll do stuff like snort and crunch water bottles to purposefully annoy people but his weird-ass tics like those eating faces or his autism swaying are just how he is

I mean The Guy has about one single incentive to encourage people to get him to his tips goal and it's literally pay me to dress up like a retard. The primary goal isn't really to annoy people as I see it it's simply to tick off certain elements people expect to see when they watch him. He can adjust his behavior when it's required.. there are times he catches himself rocking like a fat weeble wobble and will stop doing it. You don't get a single snort on the rare occasion he's conversing with someone in person.

I'm not saying he's not a retard he obviously is. Just that he accentuates elements of it to get people reacting to it because nobody is going to his streams on the pretense of watching a gaymer gayming anymore they go to see the real life cartoon character and the only currency he has to pay out in which is a litany of weird behavior and a worldview still stuck in 2011.

 

[detractorzer0]

I can't get over that this clown orders a bowl from a Mexican place, with lots of different ingredients, and because the ingredients weren't pre-mixed (which isn't a thing I've seen from any place that sells these), he eats every ingredient separately. Would kinda expect that the ingredients used to make said bowl are designed to be eaten... together. Did he need his mom to mix it for him?

And on top of that, you could just pick & choose ingredients if you're a picky fuck like Karen Burnell.

Also when he didn't like something, he separated things so they wouldn't touch, and even played with it. He's such a man child it's not even funny. Linda never grounded him for not eating his peas clearly.

You know the autismic justification for this. He thinks that because they aren't premixed, they didn't intend for you to mix them. This highly regarded individual doesn't understand that sometimes putting the ingredients together is part of the experience.

That curry thing is hilarious. Eating the curry separate from the rice and then complaining about the lack of taste is peak Phil.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You know the autismic justification for this. He thinks that because they aren't premixed, they didn't intend for you to mix them. This highly regarded individual doesn't understand that sometimes putting the ingredients together is part of the experience.

I'd put a crisp dollar bill on the line that he couldn't wrap his head around a McDLT he'd eat a bun heel and patty and then the hat with the lettuce and tomato separate.

 

[detractorzer0]

I'd put a crisp dollar bill on the line that he couldn't wrap his head around a McDLT he'd eat a bun heel and patty and then the hat with the lettuce and tomato separate.

Has anyone seen him eat sushi? He's said that Khat loves sushi and they used to get it all the time. I'd love to see him pull the tuna off the top of his nigiri then cringe bite the rice. Probably chug the soy sauce afterwards.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Has anyone seen him eat sushi? He's said that Khat loves sushi and they used to get it all the time. I'd love to see him pull the tuna off the top of his nigiri then cringe bite the rice. Probably chug the soy sauce afterwards.

I thought Dave was a baccala man

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I thought Dave was a baccala man

You referring to the sopranos when tony ate the sushi with his hands like some gorilla moolie? yeah that's more his style I'd say Khet is more like Bobby she'd eat half a tray of baked manicotti just because it was taking up space for the left over pancakes with sour cream she had less than an hour ago.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This fucking retard was eatting individual pieces of corn with his fork. Like stabbing one piece of corn and reviewing its robust flavor.

I can't get over that this clown orders a bowl from a Mexican place, with lots of different ingredients, and because the ingredients weren't pre-mixed (which isn't a thing I've seen from any place that sells these), he eats every ingredient separately.

It's wild some people still try and argue Phil is just weird when this is some textbook Asperger's shit right here. Never seen a neurotypical in my life eat corn piece by piece.

 

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I might be due some clocks, but did Surly Muppet get purged or did he just move on normally? I feel like I haven't seen him in ages.

 

[00R-Gundam]

It's wild some people still try and argue Phil is just weird when this is some textbook Asperger's shit right here. Never seen a neurotypical in my life eat corn piece by piece.

I agree that he is some undiagnosed autistic. Like sure everyone has like a weird quirk, but dsp has showed that he has alot of autistic traits and behaviors. I think the only reason he was never checked maybe is because his mom just thought that he was just his weird special boy. As for people thinking he is just being weird, is easy to think tht considering he was pampered most of his early life so you could confuse his weirdness with just being pampered by his mom.