Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Oooh will the balldowashers pin all the blame on Kayla now instead? This new cope could be interesting, not sure how far they can take it considering Nick has actually remained loyal to her though.

I think it's pretty obvious she's at least equally as guilty as Nick, although it would be ridiculous to pretend she somehow manipulated him into this. I could see these retards going that way, though. It was the FARMS that made him snort all that coke. It was KAYLA who forced Nick to be a gay cuck swinger, ERIC JULY did it by delivering a comic book on time unlike that fat faggot EVS, etc. etc. etc.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

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if you search Kayla's case on the court site she is charged under both Statues in regards to Child Neglect: 609.378.1(a) and Additional Statute: Neglect Child-Knowingly Permit Physical/Sex Abuse (609.378.1(a)(2)).

Is there a link to this?

 

[Young_Griff]

holy shit dude I don't know if you deserve winner, informative, autistic, or some combo for that post. Unironically excellent post I would not have been able to make half the connections you did no matter how hard I thought about it.

That's wild, I feel like I'd have to be on coke to even try to grasp a fraction of what rackets was laying down there but now that you explained it it kinda comes together for me now. Its still fucking retarded but it doesn't seem to be the babble it is

I appreciate the time you put into breaking it down I honestly thought I was gonna get the better of you with that one. I kneel.

I've always thought his coke fuelled ramblings were pretty easy to follow, or at least what the connections were between each statement. As long as you have a passing familiarity with 2010s /b/tard memes you can parse through it and connect the dots.

It's still cringe and embarrassing mind you.

 

[Anticipointment]

baby rapers

R.I.P. Fed Smoker

 

[Harm]

Apparently nicks kids were doxxed by some police Documents or something.

Yeah. Someone accessed a document that's not available online and took photos of it for Twitter. It contained 3 out of 5 of the names, as well as the name of the mandatory reporter.

 

[HairyBadger]

The absolute least he gets, even if he dodges jail, is his license suspended.

Nah, it takes a lot for their lawyer to get their license suspendes

License suspended for a year or so is on the cards.
Remember part of his drunken rants have been to shit-talk one of the local judges.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

This retard Barnes is on Viva Frei right now and his fucking copium amounts "The local government and police are out to get him!" Fuck off faggot. Now i hope he is Balldos lawyer and this whole thing goes to trial

 

[Truly Rural]

Kayla's charge seems to be specific to 1(a) with reference to (2):

Bit off topic but can you make this highlighted part make sense to me

If prayer is considered "health care" can a parent be charged with neglect for not praying aka providing health care? Cos I don't think so, so my question is why is spiritual treatment even mentioned there, what purpose it has? I know replacing true health care with spiritual voodoo shit is a crime, that much is clear and common sense but this is not what the statute says. I don't understand why it's even written there.

Nick's kids were always tokens even when he genuinely loved and cared for them way back when. Now they are just a massive pain in the dick, nerfed into nothing but tokens. And tokens are now removed from him, so that's great for Nick - less pain in the dick, even better for kids. But if he continues to stream regularly, I fully expect he'll mention them only as a tokens of virtue and responsibility and it'll be sickeningly disgusting.

Nick said he doesn't want law show he want's relationships show. He wants to be some romantic guru or whatever his delusional mind thinks is good idea. I hope he doesn't abandon this quest and keep teaching the Internet how human interactions work.

 

[TurdThrower]

This is why I think Barnes would be a bad idea for Nick. Regardless of the merits of the gun laws Nick's up against (and I agree with @AnOminous over there), there is a 0% chance that Barnes would not use this to grandstand on his '2A lawyer' brand and, given his being a tard about strategy on the Kyle case, he'd maintain that even if the computer was saying PULL UP.

(A phrase just occurred to me while getting ready for the 500: You want a zealous defense not a zealot's defense.)

Didn't Kyle's lawyer vaguely hint at that after the verdict?

 

[break these cuffs]

This retard Barnes is on Viva Frei right now and his fucking copium amounts "The local government and police are out to get him!" Fuck off faggot. Now i hope he is Balldos lawyer and this whole thing goes to trial

I don't think Nick has it in him real instrospection and change, but I'm glad he has a bunch of ballwashers smelling sheckels to be his hype men just in case.

 

[Rakovnik]

Nick Rekeita has admitted to the following acts:

• Drowning a skunk he'd caught in a cage, pulled the half-drowned skunk out of the water, and then drowned it again
• Decapitated a snapping turtle that he found on the side of the road
• Killing two raccoons in his garage with a knife and a hammer

Yeah for pest animals on my property, if for some reason I can't or it's not feasible to relocate them, I use an air rifle.

Agreed, I use a .22 for small pests and .223 on coyotes but I always try to run them off first. If I have to kill an animal I want it to be quick and painless not fucking torture them.

I couldn't fathom drowning an animal if my life wasn't at risk, it takes a real psycho to do something like that and then laugh about it. I had a bad shot with my pistol on a raccoon once, it had gotten stuck in wire mesh while breaking into a chicken coop but then got itself unstuck within a second of being shot and ran away bleeding. I felt bad the whole week for maiming instead of killing it.

And as for the racoons, I assume he trapped them in the garage so he could stab and bludgeon them, raccoons are smart and would've booked it out the open door if they were being chased. Nick isn't athletic enough to catch them without trapping and cornering them.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick in the meantime bitchin' about how he hates Christmas and how he has to drive them keeds to their damn activities.

At first I thought his annoyance with the kids and Christmas was part of some kind of “lovable grouch” act.

As a father myself I certainly couldn’t understand it. Is it annoying to take the kids somewhere? Sometimes, but you make the best of it and it usually ends up as a fun time. Likewise with Christmas. You see it through their eyes and try your darndest to make it an amazing time everyone can look back on fondly.

But realized a while ago that it wasn’t an act. He just hated how his familial obligations took away the time from his true passion. Balldo wearing hedonism and drugs.

Wouldn’t at all be surprised if Nick is breathing a sigh of relief that all that bullshit dad labor has finally been uploaded to the in-laws so he can live his best goon life.

Holy shit, I met Lord and Lady Rackets at RRLA2 like 2 years ago or whatever and I would have told you that Kayla was HOT

A fellow Our Wife enjoyer, I salute you!

You may be in for a rough time here though.

I fully agree that age does not equal maturity. My point is, that fact is not a reason to feel bad for someone, it is a demerit on their character.

Sometimes yes. Sometimes people have lived through shit that helps break them.

Like miscarriages. (Sorry Nate Higgers! I’d argue though that the psychological effects are often the same. I’ve met few women who had an abortion and thought it was no big deal.)

Again, not saying that Kayla is an innocent victim. But I’m not blind to the possibility that she’s a broken person who didn’t have the fortitude to pull the brakes or leave Nick.

Our wife may be a shameless cokewhore and swinger. She may be a woman too thoroughly balldo broken to resist. Time will tell.

(There have been some good posts about Kayla’s old Pinterest and how it changed over time from church/kid stuff to “how to stay sexy past 40 stuff btw.)

 

[Gorton Colu]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_march_through_the_institutions

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I'm honestly kind of surprised the commies at Wikipedia allowed a page on this, sparse though it is.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_Society

The concept of slowly taking over institutions is even older. The Fabian Society is from the late 1800s and it's express purpose from that time was a gradual rather than revolutionary form of socialism/communism.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I made a retarded AI song of Nick singing "I'm In Love With The Coco" by O.T. Genasis

 

[AnOminous]

They probably wanted to ensure he was separated from his guns when it went down.

I'd be almost certain that despite not getting a no-knock, they arranged it that way entirely intentionally. And they were right to do so, and probably know more about Nick at this point than we do. They know this skunk-drowning piece of shit is potentially an actual threat and while it wasn't apparently enough for a no-knock, it was apparently entirely enough to take precautions, and Nick's own retard sociopathic wigger behavior proves they were right.

good maybe he'll kill himself on livestream next

I'm still mad at Lowtax for gypping us that way.

Lawyers are known to circle the wagons for their own. They'll defend the shittiest of their profession to no end.

Let's just call it the Thin Jew Line.

 

[CansOfCant]

If prayer is considered "health care" can a parent be charged with neglect for not praying aka providing health care? Cos I don't think so, so my question is why is spiritual treatment even mentioned there, what purpose it has? I know replacing true health care with spiritual voodoo shit is a crime, that much is clear and common sense but this is not what the statute says. I don't understand why it's even written there.

My IANAL guess is it applies to, say, the Christian Scientist or JW types. The government cannot indeed force healthcare, despite the Obamacare ruling.

 

[thebigdream]

Semi-regular reminder that Aaron is at best an unreliable narrator. He has every incentive to lie or be economic with the truth.

He wants to paint himself as the hero of the situation, but he's just the rat that was smart enough to flee the ship before it sank.
The smartest rat is still a rat.

His Kayla love story stinks of cope, unless he has receipts like texts or DMs from her, I don't want to hear it. He's just mad he got cucked and wants to pretend it went the other way too

 

[Captain Manning]

The part about spiritual "health care" is weird though.

That's a common clause that pops up in law in a lot of states. It's meant to accommodate people like Christian Scientists and other faith healing religions. Balancing public health and safety with the 1A's free exercise of religion clause.

There's usually a limit to how far the state will let you go with it though. Like, if you're kid is straight up dying, you better get them to an ER.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Didn't Kyle's lawyer vaguely hint at that after the verdict?

It was anything but vague. Outright said some former people did not have Kyle’s best interest in mind and specifically went on to point out several of Barnes lies. Never mentioned him by name but he did not have to.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Kurt is such a fat faggot making his stream private. Dude is a total soy filled bitch.

> Gives take
> Gets backlash
> Privates original video
> Gives NEW take

Kurt I will never fully trust you again, and I'm certain I'm not the only one.

By any chance is there an archive of his original take? Ya know, for offline preservation reasons.