Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Broke dick Nick

 

[genericwhitemale]

Hearing him fawn over Kayla is very cringeworthy

 

[DumbDude43]

Why couldn't he just use Viagra?

how does viagra interact with all the illegal drugs?
like if your body is full of coke + booze + ketamine + mdma, does the viagra even still walk?

 

[Buster Scruggs]

After that first hot tub stream it was obvious they were fucking, the question was to what degree. Personally didn’t expect Willy Wonka type sleeping arrangements with the adults.

 

[Finger Pistols]

THAT BROKE DICK REKIETA LAW!

 

[Locker Boy]

Nigga Balldo is just suffahing felt after felt. You know he's watching the stream too tweaking and smashing lines to cope

 

[NylonPython]

Aaron could be lying out of his ass, but since Nick's reputation for truth telling is on the floor, he can't do shit to prove "the haters" wrong, so it's basically downhill from him, UNLESS he confesses and tries to pull-up.

We're going to find out when he gets a notice to appear as a witness for the State of Minnesota.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

Aaron is laying it on pretty thick with the adjectives about Kayla but maybe he did fall for her?????

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

I don't know enough about Aaron to call him on his bullshit, but as someone who was in this world a decade+ ago (drugs/booze, not swinging, sober now), every story Aaron has told is completely believable and Nick sounds like a proto-typical cokehead. The Web-MDing everything that Aaron spoke about is spot on, they will always have a reason and 'completely logical' explanation that, if only you were on their mental playing field, you'd understand.

He talks about how the kids weren't aware - if Nick and Kayla were blowing up that frequently with company over, I can't imagine what that household was like when they were alone. I bet the kids would be too afraid to push any subject with them or then be the outlet for their aggression. I'm speculating here, but it tracks imo.

 

[Hex Cat]

Lolcow of the decade incoming

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I don't believe anything AmHole says and if you do then you are retarded.

I don’t trust it, but I want Nick to angrily drink on stream to counter the claims. I want him to deny his limp penis.

 

[CoomerTine]

That is so fucking gay

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

PPP trying his best not to laugh the hardest he has ever laugh. His blood pressure could power a turbine right now.

 

[Local Fed]

There's no way that Nick doesn't win back-to-back Lolcow of the Year awards. He's going to go down as one of the greats in his sport (being an utter embarrassment.)

 

[TMWSTW1984]

Aaron is laying it on pretty thick with the adjectives about Kayla but maybe he did fall for her?????

What used up cheerleader does to a mfer

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Aaron is laying it on pretty thick with the adjectives about Kayla but maybe he did fall for her?????

I think he's trying to piss Nick off by talking about him(Arron) and Kayla

 

[Major]

Nick 'whisky dick' Rekieta

 

[Sewer Rat]

can we add "Limp Dick Nick" to the thread tittle?

 

[thhrang]

Broke-Dickolas Cuckieta.

https://x.com/MoshiMoshiMoan/status/1794893017473855897

 

[Guntkvd]

Not being able to get it up in front of the Jamaicans traumatized Nick for life AHAHAHAHA

Was this around the worst day in his life?