Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malt Liquor]

Yeah Chipman sounds more and more like a left wing Ignatius,but way less likable and more spergy

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Yeah Chipman sounds more and more like a left wing Ignatius,but way less likable and more spergy

Ignatius had a relationship to some degree with a woman tho, Myrna.

Chipman I guess talked to Anita once, but I don't think she knows he exists.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Yeah Chipman sounds more and more like a left wing Ignatius,but way less likable and more spergy

He's not even left wing--leftists have sex and lives outside of vidya.

 

[Without A Gout]

Yeah Chipman sounds more and more like a left wing Ignatius,but way less likable and more spergy

He's more like Charles Guiteau: Unlikable, annoying, failed political coathanger and total sperg on a specific subject (a plagiarized "speech" that was spoken to about five people).

Oh wait, he got married too? Shit...

 

[StarvingAutist]

He's more like Charles Guiteau: Unlikable, annoying, failed political coathanger and total sperg on a specific subject (a plagiarized "speech" that was spoken to about five people).

Oh wait, he got married too? Shit...

Yeah, but Guiteau had ambitions. What the fuck does Bob have?

 

[FatNero]

Yeah, but Guiteau had ambitions. What the fuck does Bob have?

Diabetes.

 

[Lorento]

Yeah, but Guiteau had ambitions. What the fuck does Bob have?

Mario Bros 3.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Yeah, but Guiteau had ambitions. What the fuck does Bob have?

Just a metaphorical noose around his neck, not an actual one.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Just a metaphorical noose around his neck, not an actual one.

Don't give Bob ideas.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Don't give Bob ideas.

Bob could never hang himself. The rope would just break because he's so fat.

 

[Without A Gout]

Bob could never hang himself. The rope would just break because he's so fat.

He struck me as having more of a Diet Coke and Mentos kind of death.

 

[Count groudon]

Bob could never hang himself. The rope would just break because he's so fat.

That's implying a noose would be able to fit around that beanbag chair he calls a neck.

 

[Foltest]

Bob could never hang himself. The rope would just break because he's so fat.

he would have needed to use a steelcable.

 

[VidMasterEon]

Bob could never hang himself. The rope would just break because he's so fat.

can't Hang yourself if you have no neck to begin with

 

[_blank_]

He struck me as having more of a Diet Coke and Mentos kind of death.

That would imply that Chipman would actually try to ingest something that says "Diet" on it though.

My guess is that his heart is going to explode while jacking off to some rule 34 art of Princess Peach.

 

[Positron]

Bob will go in style:

 

[kcbbq]

Mario Bros 3.

*Super* Mario Bros. 3. Don't sell him short.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Bob could never hang himself. The rope would just break because he's so fat.

I don't think Bob is heavier than a elephant

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It's a joke.

I don't think Bob is heavier than a elephant

 

[Picnic_Boy]

His MCU dick-licking knows no bounds:

http://screenrant.com/marvel-movies-villains-boring/

Opens by complaining about Marvel movies being formulaic.

Goes on to complain about old, non-Marvel media being formulaic.

Ends on complaining about Marvel movies being formulaic.

It's a one man circle jerk-go-round.