Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Savage Randy]

Who the fuck even believes this pathetic cuck's story about how much he manned up? He didn't do that shit. He's a fucking joke. He didn't do SHIT

wait what?

I'll go back and read I'm missing something

 

[JungaloDippler9888]

So do we just skip voting for Lolcow of the Year and give the reward to Nick right here, or do we wait for formalities first?

He has earned my vote.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Some good old-fashioned IG gooning is the trad, Christian thing to do.

Now I don't know about Christians, but it's certainly the traditional Catholic way.

 

[keke]

It's not Balldo's rock bottom, he was pissed in the arraignment and he continues to act like a retarded child on social media. If he's lucky he's too scared to use again, but probably he'll fuck it up like everything else.

More proof he’s not some poor addict, he was living his dream until the pesky cops showed up.

What a fucking cunt he is pretending all he wants is to see his children now after leaving them downstairs all day, feeding them fast food shit, so he could do coke all day with their mother.

 

[Friendly Potato]

PPP moralfagging with no experience with anything aside from food is grating

It's always fun when he talks about sex and relationships with women as though he's experienced either.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

And of course he had to lie about it on stream to “own the haters”, even going so far as to pretend that he’s “doing the rumble flip”.

Absolutely pathetic!

See is it a lie or was it being worked out but Nick was so coked and drunk he forgot to finish it?

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Y'know, Sean brings up an angering idea, there would almost certainly be serious Lawtube retards blaming us for Rekieta's death if he overdoses.

Hell, he's still alive and Megan is already blaming us for it

 

[LemonParty]

https://mn.gov/admin/data-practices/data/types/body-camera/

From the official government page about bodycam info in regard to cops, they have a few different stipulations in which footage can be released publicly

Getting body cam footage in Minnesota is next to impossible. If it were as easy as it is in other states then we'd have footage of Jim Metokur by now from all his swattings.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

What was the snow angel story?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If a retard offs himself and no one blames the Kiwi Farms, did they actually die?

Only @byuu has the answer

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Mandatory reporter. Pastor of the church that Rekieta fam attended.

Jesus Christ, you know it's bad when a kid brings this up to a pastor. I thought you guys were fucking with me for a second, when pastors were brought up, but holy heck that is just heart wrenching

 

[CoomerTine]

Giving analysis on trials being streamed is exploitative? How?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

What was the snow angel story?

they'd have coke fueled sex for hours and jump in the snow to cool off

 

[HostilePustule]

His "YT career" (as in, lawtube shit) is over, but he hasn't really done that in a while anyway. His streams have just been an extension of his degen lifestyle. He won't have his previous YT career, but he might still have his few middle aged women on locals who stick around, wishing they could be whisked away to the Rekieta house to join in.

At this point are there even any leathery wine moms left? I kind of figured his Locals is only has the parasocial retards after the MANdy saga and even then Nick never does Locals streams anyway so the numbers have dwindled to basically nothing.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

More proof he’s not some poor addict, he was living his dream until the pesky cops showed up

To be fair, sounds exactly like an addict. The second you get clean is when you start regret.

 

[Sewer Rat]

man, when Rekieta streams we are going to get atleast 200 more pages, the 4000s are going to be a fleeting thousand pages

 

[CindyChafe]

Nick’s posting on Twitter and dirty deleting…

 

[Captain Manning]

PPP desperately wants someone like uncivil law or megan fox from lawtube to destroy live on stream and Sean is the only one there.

Agreed!

I think Sean is getting the wrath from PPP that would better be reserved for other people in Lawtube. People that likely won't go on the KC. Poor Sean just happens to be there BECAUSE he's NOT a complete Balldo licker.

If he really wants to flip a tit, somebody should send him the crap from Joe, or the horseshit from Barnes he said today. That's the type of shit the justifiably should make somebody's blood boil.

It's definitely one of the worst things I've ever seen on this site in regards to lolcows. The fact that he was able to put up a convincing facade makes it worse. It flat out disgusts me.

Agreed. And you and I have been here since 2017. I think either you'd have to back farther than that, or there simply isn't anything as disgusting.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I really hope it is his rock bottom given just how severe things have gotten over the past few days. The fact that children are involved can only indicate just how much worse things can get.

Knowing Nick though I know more than likely he is only going to make things worse for himself.

More proof he’s not some poor addict, he was living his dream until the pesky cops showed up.

What a fucking cunt he is pretending all he wants is to see his children now after leaving them downstairs all day, feeding them fast food shit, so he could do coke all day with their mother.

For his kid's sake I hope I'm wrong, but he looked like he was seething in police custody, and anyone who is angry for being caught instead of at least feigning remorse is someone who can't be redeemed. It's not that getting caught with drugs is that bad if you're on your own or whatever, but if you have kids you shouldn't even consider having drugs as it will fuck their life if you're caught.

Only @byuu has the answer

He had the best Minecraft mods.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

Which time? Or both combined = 3rd place?

There was more than 1 in Lisbon?