Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

Aaron on Mayr's stream

GODDAMN what a FAGGOT. He just can't stop basking in the attention.

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

My favorite part was that Rackets hits his head like retard when he isn't getting his way.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

No you don't understand. Chris-Chan got away completely free. Therefore Christ tactics work on the legal system. Therefore information overload is a valid legal strategy. This is what Nick was taught at the worst law school in the country.

 

[urr13 account]

GODDAMN what a FAGGOT. He just can't stop basking in the attention.

may as well make hay while the sun is shining

 

[Devout Muslim]

I hope Aaron’s admissions result in him getting his own child endangerment charges.

How the fuck can you let your child be exposed to that? Absolute scumbag.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

My favorite part was that Rackets hits his head like retard when he isn't getting his way.

That and punching a wall means we have another Bossmanjack to harvest

 

[Sharpeteer]

GODDAMN what a FAGGOT. He just can't stop basking in the attention.

Reality is going to hit him hard once he can no longer be squeezed for Rackets juice - take that however you want.

Once that time comes, he will then realize, if he hasn't already, the Farms are NOT his friends.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I'm seeing a lot of talk of Dax being the next heir to the cosmic seed of downfall that is the Sonichu Medallion and I really have to ask the following:

Would it even do anything? I can think of few ways life could be more miserable than being a balding, unfunny Mexican-Jew living in a million dollar crack shack, derangedly and obsessively chasing the dragon of his high school peak and Dr. Phil appearance forevermore, slowly wasting away in depravity as Prom King of the shit mountain whack pack and JuJu the sodomized cow both.

There is no redeemable aspect to thoroughly corrupt in him, the medallion would do nothing.

Dax (AKA JuJu The Cow, the man that likes to dress as a cow and be fucked in the ass) is scum.

What he deserves is being ridiculed and forgotten by everyone. But unfortunately he still finds people likes Vito, that are worse disgraces than him, so people don't focus on what a fucking despicable worm that he is. And unfortunately at California JuJu gets an unlimited supply of degenerate pedo scum like Vito.

So yes, I hope the medallion still can find a worse destiny for him. I can't imagine what. But I do pray that it exists.

 

[Captain Manning]

you underestimate the power of the medallion.

Dick will be caught fucking a donkey or something in 2 years if he puts on the amulet

We can only hope.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

My favorite part was that Rackets hits his head like retard when he isn't getting his way.

I can kind of see that, but I'm doubtful. Unless Nick has pillow hands there should really be more bruising. Not just that little yellow-brown mark we saw on his cheek awhile ago. Plus they usually tend to hit around the pterion

 

[Happy Camper]

They're very good friends with Dax. Ignore.

Their claim before Nick, Kayla, and Nick's live-in coke whore April were arrested was that the Imholte divorce was a "work" and wasn't actually happening.

Oof, thanks for saving me some time. I thought they might be on the up and up since I remember them from something unrelated. Will amend my post, thanks.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm seeing a lot of talk of Dax being the next heir to the cosmic seed of downfall that is the Sonichu Medallion and I really have to ask the following:

Would it even do anything? I can think of few ways life could be more miserable than being a balding, unfunny Mexican-Jew living in a million dollar crack shack, derangedly and obsessively chasing the dragon of his high school peak and Dr. Phil appearance forevermore, slowly wasting away in depravity as Prom King of the shit mountain whack pack and JuJu the sodomized cow both.

There is no redeemable aspect to thoroughly corrupt in him, the medallion would do nothing.

You can always be more miserable. Like being paralyzed from the waist down. Or having to use tts for everything and being only able to drink slurry for nutrients.

 

[PhoBingas]

We can only hope.

Think of the diseases the poor donkey would catch!

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

My favorite part was that Rackets hits his head like retard when he isn't getting his way.

Cut the guy some slack, that was him desperately trying to get Magichan's dark whispers out of his head

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I am the voice inside your head (and I control you)
I am the lover in your bed (and I control you)
I am the sex that you provide (and I control you)
I am the hate you try to hide (and I control you)
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down, I use you up
Mr. Self Destruct
I speak religion's message clear (and I control you)
I am denial guilt and fear (and I control you)
I am the prayers of the naive (and I control you)
I am the lie that you believe (and I control you)
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down I use you up
Mr. Self Destruct
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
You let me do this to you (I am the exit)
I am the needle in your vein
I am the high you can't sustain
I am the pusher, I'm a whore
I am the need you have for more
I am the bullet in the gun (and I control you)
I am the truth from which you run (and I control you)
I am the silencing machine (and I control you)
I am the end of all your dreams (and I control you)
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down, I use you up
Mr. Self Destruct
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down, I use you up
Mr. Self Destruct

 

[Anstiv]

The early Kino Casino streams were funny but cringe in many ways. PPP made it wayyy too obvious that he was an outright troll and was only in this for the laughs. Pressed guests too hard and didn't give them enough room to speak, and generally came off as trying too hard to make people look bad.

Today's stream was actually great. I'm seriously impressed with how Ashton and Andy have improved as hosts. Andy still can't figure out tech which is fine, it's plays into his character. Andy is the lovable idiot who puts guests into a sense of comfort and ease, and Ashton hits them with well worded questions that makes the guest panic, but not run. You can tell when PPP presses Aaron how Aaron feels like he has to respond as quickly as possible to PPP's comments. Makes him come off as desperate to look good. He knows he's a scum bag and he hopes that by appeasing Ashton he'll win the audience over. But that's the trap, instead he just looks like a dumbass who's desperate to look cool and not like a fucking loser. Desperate really is the word.

The appropriate response to PPP pressing you is saying something like "why do you care so much?" and reversing the direction of the questions to highlight how PPP doesn't actually give a shit. But the guests being pressed are too dumb and desperate to look good to pass up an opportunity to get on their knees and give Ashton exactly the answer he's looking for. Ashton doesn't care if you say "yeah I did bad things" or "no I didn't do anything wrong", he just wants you to answer. That's the trap, and the only proper response is to not answer. But the combination of Andy putting the guests at ease and the guests being too retarded to realize what's going on is what really makes the guest tie their own noose, Ashton just hands them the rope.

When Kino Casino started I didn't really think it'd go too far. I thought it'd be obvious to any guest what the ploy was. This stream totally proved me wrong, and it was really enjoyable to listen to! Just don't let the success get to your heads. Or noses, rather.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Broken dick/limp dick/broke dick Nick should be added to the thread subtitle

 

[urr13 account]

Reality is going to hit him hard once he can no longer be squeezed for Rackets juice - take that however you want.

unless he's literally a complete retard im sure he realizes he'll go back into obscurity/a "radio" show no one watches/etc. once this is over, probably why he's doing so many appearances so he can get whatever money possible out of it.

 

[Mikoyan]

Maybe the cops got him to pull up just in time and that too was on the horizon.

I see no signs of him pulling up at all. He's out there on the attack not just against the criminal charges but against the very idea he did anything wrong.

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

I can kind of see that, but I'm doubtful. Unless Nick has pillow hands there should really be more bruising. Not just that little yellow-brown mark we saw on his cheek awhile ago. Plus they usually tend to hit around the pterion

I want to believe it true because its fucking funny to image him losing it having an autistic meltdown.