Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mouse Cop]

I shouldn't really approve of a total feeding frenzy but look at all these faggots, these dickriders, these scumbags who used to suck up to Nick constantly and now even they realize there's nothing in it for them to keep slobbering on his dick and are turning on him.

Great job you chickenshit faggots who have been noseguarding literally for years and now turning on him now that there's no meal ticket to be had.

Especially you, Yellow Piss Splash, you fucking piece of shit.

Live by the clout, die by the clout.

 

[Fapcop]

If this Aaron guy can sweep her off her feet, maybe I have a chance!

Between your and I and other farmers coordinated efforts, we can save her! I’m sure of it!

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

how PPP doesn't actually give a shit

Overall I do agree. It's an IBS comedy show. But tonight felt a bit different, PPP and Warski seemed proper pissed at everything that went down in that house, and especially at the stuff with the kids. I mean, no wonder. I took psychic damage over the screeen while listening to Aaron describe that situation, now imagine you're the one grilling him. You'd either want to strangle him or shake him and ask what the fuck was he thinking? Or you'd want to do what they did, which was putting a digital knife through Rackets' chest then twisting it like a broken crank,

A lot of this has gone from funny right into horrorcow territory. As a side note, I usually produce content when it an extreme cow event happens but it's just so depraved I might or might not do so. What I did do was say one of my most supplicating prayers to God in a while, asking for the health and safety of the Rekieta kids.

 

[thebigdream]

Sorry, some of these takes are really retarded.

Catch charges… For what?

What do you expect the prosecutor to say?

“This man took drugs while his kids were staying the week with their mother!”

Or maybe:

“The accused sitting before you, let a drug user visit his house. And despite the accused telling him not to bring drugs, his friend did one time!”

Sorry, the justice system has more than enough actual crime to deal with to act like your personal bitch to deal with people you don’t like.

If everything illegal was prosecuted, literally everyone including the police arresting them would be in jail. They might only take a sniff at Aaron if he was supplying, and we all know he's too much of a blubbering pussy to do that.

 

[Chazzed Up]

A lot to parse upthread from that Kino Casino stream tonight. My big takeaway, if you believe Aaron on Kayla (which... he was suss about)...

Kayla got gaslit into "the lifestyle" by Nick, because their life was getting boring, and she knew from how Nick acted on stream, how Nick wanted to be and the loose women and drugs he wanted to do. So when she opened the door, to please her man, then got Nick into the lifestyle.

Which 2 years later or so (after his "worst" day ever, I'm going to presume it was that), he ends up in the clink, alongside his wife and his human fleshlight, and the kids are gone. And he's been more credibly accused of being a cuck, than Ron Toye ever was. By someone at Hedo2, and by Aaron Imholte.

Amazing how polarized the he-said-she-said of this is. Someone was hollering pretty loudly in the Kino chat that Kayla initiated the swinging, drugs, and dv. I'm just having a hard time picturing Nick as an innocent choir boy dragged unwillingly into debauchery. The narc/BPD duo that someone characterized them as seems more accurate. On the few occasions I remember Nick shitting on his superchatters that expressed envy/admiration of his life with a family, he bitched vaguely about wishing he had a prenup that involved getting blowjobs every day. I have no idea what to make of that. I can't imagine burning your life and marriage over the ground over sexual boredom. Unless they both just despise each other. I dunno, from how he talks about American Beauty he seems to romanticize himself as a victim trapped in an unhappy marriage, longing for freedom to... I guess fuck a teenager? Narcs tend to maneuver themselves into situations where they can portray themselves as victims, because ultimately, they seem to enjoy that kind of attention more than admiration.

The appropriate response to PPP pressing you is saying something like "why do you care so much?" and reversing the direction of the questions to highlight how PPP doesn't actually give a shit. But the guests being pressed are too dumb and desperate to look good to pass up an opportunity to get on their knees and give Ashton exactly the answer he's looking for. Ashton doesn't care if you say "yeah I did bad things" or "no I didn't do anything wrong", he just wants you to answer. That's the trap, and the only proper response is to not answer. But the combination of Andy putting the guests at ease and the guests being too retarded to realize what's going on is what really makes the guest tie their own noose, Ashton just hands them the rope.

I think PPP is pretty good at rhetoric, and I don't think pressing him about his personal investment in the situation is necessarily the way to go since he can just turn it back around by pointing out by saying his own personal investment isn't really relevant to whether his point is valid. Personally I enjoyed seeing him hassle both Aaron and Sean because Aaron is a snake with Cartman-style vibes of "I swear I was COMPLETELY INNOCENT in everything that was going on, I didn't want to do any bad stuff at all!!' and Sean has his own brand of obnoxious lawyer word jujitsu that rubs me the wrong way and came across as sweeping for Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

Charges against Aaron is interesting. He admitted to doing drugs and also admits that he was aware that the drugs were in the house with children (in fact it seems that his kids may have been the closest to the drugs out of all of them). Is it possible a prosecutor could argue that because he was so involved in the Rekieta family he is also responsible for the neglect?

Lol no.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Well: How soon till Nick gets on Locals ad loses the case again?

 

[Golden Boy]

Hey Nick how does it feel knowing everyone now thinks of Kayla as a coke whore. How do your kids feel about it? What about their grandparents? Complete failure as a father and husband.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

"From the peaks of Peru,
to the hills of Colombia,
there's no one who cokesplains the cope better than Nick.
So snort up a line for the ones who are fine,
to make the corn that we have now."

*From the peaks of Bolivia

 

[Poop Shoot]

A really shit movie

How dare you

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

Between your and I and other farmers coordinated efforts, we can save her! I’m sure of it!

I'll make her a tradwife again. You'll see.

 

[House Cat]

Anna TSWG was addressed and Aaron basically told her she can fuck off.

Lila is my hero in this. Legit said "Aaron you failed as a husband." Ashton is noseguarding for Anna because Anna is getting railed in the chat.

 

[Fapcop]

Amazing how polarized the he-said-she-said of this is. Someone was hollering pretty loudly in the Kino chat that Kayla initiated the swinging, drugs, and dv. I'm just having a hard time picturing Nick as an innocent choir boy dragged unwillingly into debauchery. The narc/BPD duo that someone characterized them as seems more accurate. On the few occasions I remember Nick shitting on his superchatters that expressed envy/admiration of his life with a family, he bitched vaguely about wishing he had a prenup that involved getting blowjobs every day. I have no idea what to make of that. I can't imagine burning your life and marriage over the ground over sexual boredom. Unless they both just despise each other. I dunno, from how he talks about American Beauty he seems to romanticize himself as a victim trapped in an unhappy marriage, longing for freedom to... I guess fuck a teenager? Narcs tend to maneuver themselves into situations where they can portray themselves as victims, because ultimately, they seem to enjoy that kind of attention more than admiration.

Aarons description of them being stuck in a loveless marriage rings true.

(The part about Kayla initiating shit because she thought this was who Nick wanted also sounds genuine, and holds up with her Pinterest history. Remember we’re dealing with an insecure woman.)

Why not divorce then?

Because there are little kids involved. Because Kayla hasn’t worked for like a decade and has built her life around being a mom. Because Nick doesn’t want to lose out on any of his trustfund, and has a woman he knows how to gaslight.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Hey Nick how does it feel knowing everyone now thinks of Kayla as a coke whore. How do your kids feel about it? What about their grandparents? Complete failure as a father and husband.

I think he feels pretty good, considering that he asked for all of this. He clearly hates his kids and clearly loves cokes and whores.

 

[Salgado]

I'm sorry. Just put your keyboards down for a minute.
Just listen for a minute.
Six years ago, I came across a kid in this Facebook page, working on his lolsuit videos.
He was early to lawtubing and he'd started at the Internet with a lot of hope.
Like all you guys. But the truth was that he barely squeaked in to begin with and, uh... he was really struggling.
The haters were all telling him, "Maybe this isn't for you." But they didn't see what I saw.
This scared, skinny lawyer, cursing himself because he couldn't get his law right.
I saw a drive in him. And I put him in my YouTube subscriptions.
And when he got the law right, Superchaters made him one of the richest streamers in the platform. A year later, he was first.
That's who you're listening to now. His name is Nick Rekieta.
I found out this morning that Nick... threw it all away... in a cocaine, guns and child neglect bust.
And I just... I wanted you guys to know he used to be a beautiful streamer. I just thought you should know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JPQPMhInw

 

[JCDenthog]

Now that the thread has seemingly slowed down, for now, I want to comment on the funniest observation I've made about Balldo. He really wants to do the swinger stuff but he seems to have problems with Aaron's Soulmate sleeping around. Inquiring about Aaron and his soulmate did etc. I find the whole thing very funny.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Interesting ThatStarWarsGirls sent in a message on SimpCast. Claims Aaron groomed Nick into this.
Nick is active on Twitter from his visible likes. He is watching everything, guy won't unplug from the net.
This trash fire has ways to burn.

 

[TurdThrower]

tragic. kayla had knockers and voluptuousness before tha yayo.

she looks like the emaciated amy winehouse now

She looks like a female version of Bryan Danielson in the face now.

 

[Young_Griff]

On Mayr's channel he's saying Kayla text him today. He did not mention that on KC right?

He did mention that, April messaged him as well.

 

[Young_Griff]

"Aaron groomed nick", will the noseguarding never end.