Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 197 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 775 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 452 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 494 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,394
shitpost but I was amused
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Crossposting:
Back in 2015, Idubbbz received a Sonichu medallion in the mail and put it on.
Clip:

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And now...
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Anisa talks about food, they ordered some pokebowls to the office but got food poisoning the next da
I feel like every time I check this thread she's posting about having food poisoning. They seem to get food poisoning more than african kids who drink shit water. I mean it's pretty rare to get "food poisoning". Where the fuck are they eating, is it just a cover excuse for loose anus Ian shitting his pants?
 
If you eat really fatty food, it will make your stomach hurt and give you the shits. This is all that is happening to them.

Also hilarious that they are doctor shopping for any tag that they can point to for the state of themselves that isn't just being run of the mill dumb and enslaved to the seven deadly sins.
 
I don't know why she's so pissed off at this. Why is a man respecting his partner or mother over some random celebrity whore a bad thing? Hell if she asked Ian this same question, she would be assblasted if he named anyone but her.
She would've been mad regardless of the answer. She just seems like she's never happy.
 
I feel like every time I check this thread she's posting about having food poisoning. They seem to get food poisoning more than african kids who drink shit water. I mean it's pretty rare to get "food poisoning". Where the fuck are they eating, is it just a cover excuse for loose anus Ian shitting his pants?
It’s likely irritable bowel syndrome because of how utterly hopeless their lives are. Ian is shitting constantly because of the stresses of dealing with less and less income while his attention whore wife comes up with even dumber schemes that’ll burn up even more of what remains of his wealth. Anusa has IBS because her plan to be an Instagram influencer and celebrity evades her every single day.
 
I wonder how much coffee they drink. Specifically, how many espresso shot, cream and sugar loaded coffees. Anisa was complaining about how expensive it is to buy scones everyday, no way is she getting a scone without also getting a coffee.

All I'm saying is if you drink a lot of coffee loaded with cream and sugar for breakfast, then try to eat something like a poke bowl, it might not sit right. Seems like they only get "food poisoning" when they eat something relatively healthy. Hot pot, salsa, poke bowl. None of that sounds good right after some $9 coffee desert drinks. Idk if idubbbz drinks coffee but energy drinks are just as bad (maybe worse) in causing bubble guts.

They should take a look at their diet and try to make changes so they can shit themselves less often. Maybe stop ordering out for every meal to reduce unknown ingredients and minimize how many people handle their food.

I know they won't do this and we will have more tweets or Very Interesting stories on their podcast about how often they get the shits.
 
So how does this work in the timeline? The current theory is that Magi Chan jumped from Chris to Gunt when the arrest happened, then jumped from Gunt to Rackets. How can Ian fit into this? Can Magi Chan multiply? Did the Blanca troll who smashed the medallion get cursed? Is this proof of the dimensional merge?
 
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So how does this work in the timeline? The current theory is that Magi Chan jumped from Chris to Gunt when the arrest happened, then jumped from Gunt to Rackets. How can Ian fit into this? Can Magi Chan multiply? Did the Blanca troll who smashed the medallion get cursed? Is this proof of the dimensional merge?
We're discussing it over in the Magi-Chan thread.

I like the theory that Magi-Chan is a demonic egregore that was born of all the negative, Internet-derived attention directed towards Chris Chan throughout the years. As it has grown in strength, it has become Legion - capable of influencing multiple people at the same time via (1) Sonichu medallions or (2) proximity to its current main host. Uncannily like a network.

The degree of influence naturally varies. Rekieta is the current main host, as he was dumb enough to read out an incantation, don a medallion, and invite the demon into his sin-stained body. The demon was also already aware of Rekieta due to his Internet relationship/dealings with Ralph - the previous main host. This made full possession much easier and has resulted in Rekieta crashing & burning at a shocking pace.

Compare this to Idubbbz. He put on a medallion 8+ years ago, when the demon was much weaker. He also didn't read out an incantation or anything, and while Idubbbz knew about Chris Chan (the main host at the time), there was no real relationship between them.
Nevertheless, Idubbbz (as a popular & edgy Youtuber) was an attractive target to the demon, and so it did what it could to exert its influence on him. This has been a slow & indirect process, but it has added up over time, and we can all see what Idubbbz has become today. :lol:

Just kidding! ... unless? :oops:
 
So how does this work in the timeline? The current theory is that Magi Chan jumped from Chris to Gunt when the arrest happened, then jumped from Gunt to Rackets. How can Ian fit into this? Can Magi Chan multiply? Did the Blanca troll who smashed the medallion get cursed? Is this proof of the dimensional merge?
My theory is that the demon was only present within Ian until 2017-ish when he stopped making edgy content and began fiercely whore guarding for Anisa. He put on the medallion in November 2015 and at some unspecified point 2 years later the demon left him entirely buck broken. Everything that has happened to Ian since has been his own and Anisa's doing. I'm convinced there's no external force besides Anisa keeping him the way he is. He's just that cucked.
 
>League of Extraordinary Sigmas - She Ruined My Career! #33 w/ iDubbbz & Anisa
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  • >Intro
    • idubbbz says he's dressed for an interview, Anisa asks for what, he says Panera Manager (idk if this is a bit or not)
    • idubbbz asks Anisa and Dane what kind of job he looks like he can do. Dane says Apple store employee and Anisa says lumber seller
      • Anisa asks WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE and Dane says she looks like she sells records. idubbbz agrees
    • Anisa tries to derail and idubbbz reminds her they talked about this - and how if the camera isn't on her she needs to stop talking
    • They music sperg for a bit and Anisa takes this opportunity to point at her shirt and complain about the haters gate keeping her from listening to Iron Maiden
      • idubbbz defends her and is like "YEAH THE HATERES GON HATE"
    • @14:32 Anisa derails again to complain about American presidents and idubbbz looks so fucking stressed, like bro is not fucking okay
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  • >They drone on about movies for like 20 minutes
    • They make fun of anti-hero fans - deadpool, the punisher, suicide squad etc
    • Idubbbz/Anisa make fun of Dane for looking like a cop
    • Idubbbz/Anisa think suicide squad and deadpool will age very poorly
    • Anisa thinks about an OF idea where she does a gender reveal while painted blue ane farts out colored smoke for the child
    • They make fun that mystique had multiple different actors
      • Dane makes a edgy joke saying "sorry you[the mystique actor] didn't go with Weinstein's advances and lost the gig"
  • >Sports
    • They shit on Harrison Butker's graduation speech
    • segways to Anisa bragging about HOW SHE WAS PLAYING WITH THE DUDES, SO GOOD, LET NO GOALS IN
    • Dane doesn't play sports so he asks Anisa is training for baseball hard?
      • she answers a confident "NO" implying she thinks baseball is easy
      • backpedals and says she's sure they exercise with cardio but they probably don't care about their diet
    • Brendan Gallagher is Anisa's pro hockey cousin
  • >Highschool
  • Anisa wonders if any of her old classmates look at her page and think about her. It's implied all of them think it's lame for someone to look at old classmate's lives
    • Anisa is careful about what she says here because I think she realizes she reminiscences and looks at her old high school photos on facebook often
      • FUN FACT - out of curiousity I checked Anisa's facebook page and she updates it with a new photo every 6 months or so(she probably checks in on other people often) and YET.... Her relationship status is still set as single :) Yes Anisa flex on your Edmonton high school friends about how you're a heccin cool charity boxing promoter, but oh no don't brag about how you're in a loving relationship with an Elvis Wedding. Anisa and her fucked up priorities lmao
    • Anisa goes on and on about how people from Edmonton never leave the city and are stuck there, so people who leave(like her) are rare
    • Anisa thinks it's a shame that idubbbz deleted his facebook, because they won't get to see their reaction of how he blew up to be a big youtuber
      • idubbbz says it wouldn't matter because he only had like 15 people on there
      • Anisa brags she has over 700 people on her facebook
      • idubbbz ran into someone from highschool/middleschool and they thought he was a waiter
    • Anisa says when she started dating idubbbz people would message her out of the blue
      • Anisa says nobody messaged her when she announced her onlyfans, backpedals and goes "oh wait one dude did! and he said he was a firefighter now and if he could see some for free" Anisa was mad and told him to buy it cus it was already cheap
      • She talks about how sOOOO MANY guys try to hit her up on facebook
    • Anisa kind of wants to attend a HS reunion but knows it'll probably be sad, idubbbz agrees
  • Anisa and Idubbbz admit to being people pleasers
    • They don't tell people to fuck off if they upset them and just awkwardly laugh through it
    • They applaud Dane for not caring about others/people pleasing
    • Anisa recalls the worker who installed her internet who was making racist, islamophobic, homophobic jokes and Anisa was so SCARED so she kept smiling AND LICHERALLY SHAKING!!11
      • the next day the guy came back to continue installation and upsell internet packages. Anisa and idubbbz called him creepy.
    • therapy session
  • Anisa/idubbbz talk about their food poisoning again
    • They ate the breakfast burrito in the store, they brought it up to the staff and they comped their coffees for them
    • Anisa/idubbbz call the diner assholes and are still upset they poisoned them (??? wtf do you want the bro to do, pump your stomach?)
  • idubbbz is meeting up with Phillip Solo and doing bad food reviews
2/10 boring sad

>Anisa stream 5/27/2024 - Im back to streaming LIKE BACK BACK
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  • Anisa let us know with her new stream background that tattoos are her personality - soulless
    • apparently the therapist told her making her own space was good for her
  • Anisa is streaming because Idubbbz is in LA hanging out with William Osman right now
    • but he's in chat rn because he has down time
  • Anisa tells the viewers she shaved
  • Anisa is going to play BG3 on stream
  • Anisa says she really missed streaming and THANKS TO THE POWER OF THERAPY she wants to try again
  • @12:00 Anisa said she wanted to quit OnlyFans immediately but idubbbz told her to stick with it at least for 2 years
    • says idubbbz is good at holding her accountable to a schedule/job (?lmao?)
  • Anisa says the whole "akshULLYY I'VE BEEN A STRREAMING LONGER BEFORE IDUBBBZ, I WAS MORE POPULAR AKSHULLYYY" again
    • says she's responsible for grossgore's success because she boosted him
  • Anisa says her biggest streamer regret was rebranding from raihnbowkidz to her real name (idubbbz told her to lmao)
  • talks about HER HAIRRR and her BANGS
  • Anisa lists a bunch of celebs she looks like: Demi Lovato, Elliot Page, Anne Hathaway, Tokyo from money heist etc
  • Anisa teeth dentist derail
    • says she thinks the wisdom teeth removal helped reshape her face smaller
  • Anisa says she has (undiagnosed) OCD which is why she keeps checking if she has a heart attack on her app
  • Says she can't talk about "other sites/onlyfans" on twitch when like literally 10 minutes ago she mentioned onlyfans
    • Anisa brings up old drama and calls out Keemstar for lying about her getting banned for twerking when she was banned for someone else's nipple
  • She wants to do cooking streams and Dane mentioned her/Ian baking scones for content
  • Anisa says she's not like other girls she JUST CAN'T TWERK LIKE OTHER GIRLS she's physically unable to
  • Idubbbz/Anisa went to costco for the first time and she LOVES THE TASTY LOW-CAL OPTIONS THEY HAVE!!!1
  • Anisa was bulking and now she's starting to cut, she's doing cardio
  • her new fitness goal is to get back into cardio/boxing and run for an hour at 145 bpm
  • dog derail
    • merlin the new puppy has an upcoming 3 surgeries to get neutered, nose job, and hernia from birth fixed
  • Anisa fishing for compliments and when she mentioned to the plastic surgeon she wanted a nose job he told he no
    • "SO HE PROB MEANT MY NOSE IS PERFECT?? WOW"
  • Anisa says her plastic surgeon who removed her tits was from bothced, which means hes a GOOD ONE
  • 1-hour in she finally plays the FUCKING game
  • Takes another hour in character creation, and this is where I stop
I know bigbunjee already said it but she really do be talking like Donald Trump and it's more pronounced when dane/idubbbz aren't tard wrangling her

Anisa tends to delete her VODs so if anyone else wants to archive please do (my pc is made for playing roblox i lit can not)
 
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>League of Extraordinary Sigmas - She Ruined My Career! #33 w/ iDubbbz & Anisa
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  • Intro
    • idubbbz says he's dressed for an interview, Anisa asks for what, he says Panera Manager (idk if this is a bit or not)
    • idubbbz asks Anisa and Dane what kind of job he looks like he can do. Dane says Apple store employee and Anisa says lumber seller
      • Anisa asks WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE and Dane says she looks like she sells records. idubbbz agrees
    • Anisa tries to derail and idubbbz reminds her they talked about this - and how if the camera isn't on her she needs to stop talking
    • They music sperg for a bit and Anisa takes this opportunity to point at her shirt and complain about the haters gate keeping her from listening to Iron Maiden
      • idubbbz defends her and is like "YEAH THE HATERES GON HATE"
    • @14:32 Anisa derails again to complain about American presidents and idubbbz looks so fucking stressed, like bro is not fucking okay
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jk live anisa derail

>Anisa stream 5/27/2024 - Im back to streaming LIKE BACK BACK
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  • Anisa let us know with her new stream background that tattoos are her personality - soulless
  • Anisa is streaming because Idubbbz is in LA hanging out with William Osman right now
  • Anisa tells the viewers she shaved
imagine marrying a pooner :story:
 
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