Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor Professor Timon]

So, I have now read every single post from when he was arrested to here now, I think.

I can certainly say a rabbit hole happened. A creepy, creepy rabbit hole.

I, too, remember when Nick presented as a Catholic traditional husband with a traditional family.

Some may think the Sonichu Medallion cursed him. I have to think that God, Himself, wanted to disavow Nick.

- Potentially a priest or teacher going into a police station to report child neglect.
- All this weird sex shit leaks.
- Cocaine on the nose during the stream

Normally, I don't believe in divine punishment, but this looks like a straight up smiting of someone on every level. Reputational, health, marriage, and just life in general.

I have never seen, in a single arrest, one man get nuked so hard that I have to think it's on a level of life-ending divine punishment (come on, man he lost to Monty on top of ALL of this) - and not just instant. Nick will never recover from this. This is life-ending, job-ending, etc.

Wow. If Nick claimed to believe in God, I certainly believe Nick pissed God off in some way or fashion... this destruction was so thorough it probably even cleared Nick's sinuses for a moment or two before hollowing him out deeper than anyone at the gay bar ever could.

 

[trash cat]

What did Aaron Imholte reveal?

• Confirms they were wife swapping
• Aaron fucked Kayla "dozens to one hundred" times.
• Nick tried to convince Aaron to use the balldo
• They all slept in the same bed, Rekietas in the middle.

are these all just Claims from aaron? did he Substantiate/ back these up somehow?

if even a fraction of these are True, then holy fuck

Yes all these claims were made about nine hours ago, during a multi hour interview given by Aaron Imholte on the Kino Casino show livestreamed the night of May 26th.

The replay of the Kino Casino live stream is available here:

https://kick.com/video/3a7a36d5-6d7a-497e-8906-e73b452d44b2

A multi page text summary of all the tea Aaron spilled is available here (Rekieta thread) or here (Aaron thread)

The awesome comprehensive text summary was transcribed by @Horse Divorce

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I highly doubt Lady Rackets was some innocent housewife who was coaxed into swinging. This Is more of a cautionary tale of nick, being a Virgin while lady Rackets probably had a reputation of being the college thot, he wifed her up and I think it's a mutual feeling of wild oats,

It could be 2 ways
nick always wanted to have a wild early teens and now he has the means he wants relive his high school/college fantasy 20 years later while kayla "settled" for nick and doesnt want to have that reputation of her wild past.

Or

Kayla probably felt she is living a lie and wants to continue being a "independent woman" while nick feels like he was robbed of a wild teens and 20s. I think most poly/open relationships always stems from a virgin/inexperienced dude marrying a thot, which explains Nick's episodes of inadequacy during swinging.

Is nick a narcissist? Maybe, but listening to their college sweetheart stories either one or both of them feel like they settled way too early to uphold family values.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Nick BTFO
Money gone, income gone, drugs and firearms supposedly gone honestly I dont blame him for insisting that everything is totally fine and this is just a completely normal speed bump in life.
What the fuck else can he do? He doesnt want to change!

 

[hesaback]

Nick BTFO
Money gone, income gone, drugs and firearms supposedly gone honestly I dont blame him for insisting that everything is totally fine and this is just a completely normal speed bump in life.
What the fuck else can he do? He doesnt want to change!

You missed the kids have gone bit.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Wow. If Nick claimed to believe in God, I certainly believe Nick pissed God off in some way or fashion... this destruction was so thorough it probably even cleared Nick's sinuses for a moment or two before hollowing him out deeper than anyone at the gay bar ever could.

He either pissed God off or God decided that this was the only way to help. And with how every God worshipping person has been hoping he gets better…this could really be read as God doing the only thing he could do.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick BTFO
Money gone, income gone, drugs and firearms supposedly gone honestly I dont blame him for insisting that everything is totally fine and this is just a completely normal speed bump in life.
What the fuck else can he do? He doesnt want to change!

What else could he do?

when he gets to prison, he could do a struggle session with his cellmate. That will go very well.

 

[Young_Griff]

You missed the kids have gone bit.

Nick cares about those other things being gone, he doesn't give a shit that the kids are gone other than the fact it makes him look bad.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

How does someone uncurse themselves from wearing a Sonichu medallion?
or is it a permanent curse debuff for the rest of his life?

 

[Fapcop]

I

Nick BTFO
Money gone, income gone, drugs and firearms supposedly gone honestly I dont blame him for insisting that everything is totally fine and this is just a completely normal speed bump in life.
What the fuck else can he do? He doesnt want to change!

The trust fund is likely still there, and ironically that’s probably the best punishment for Rekieta.

He will never need to worry about bettering himself, he can just be a permanently sloshed trust fund alkie, forever giving in to his base nature and trying recapture the lightning in a bottle that slipped through his hands.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Is Kayla still living in the house? Thats the real question.

 

[Fapcop]

How does someone uncurse themselves from wearing a Sonichu medallion?
or is it a permanent curse debuff for the rest of his life?

Fucking your mother seems to do it. Chris seems to be living pretty well lately, between finding a boyfriend free girl and all that.

 

[DickSanchez]

It's been a great week folks! The harvest is plenty and there's much more on the way!

Cheers!

 

[Fapcop]

Is Kayla still living in the house? Thats the real question.

Dude, if you want to try your hand you better get in line. There are a few of us already.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I highly doubt Lady Rackets was some innocent housewife who was coaxed into swinging. This Is more of a cautionary tale of nick, being a Virgin while lady Rackets probably had a reputation of being the college thot, he wiped her up and I think it's a mutual feeling of wild oats,

It could be 2 ways
nick always wanted to have a wild early teens and now he has the means he wants relive his high school/college fantasy 20 years later while kayla "settled" for nick and doesnt want to have that reputation of her wild past.

Nick said this was exactly why he was doing all of the things that sent him here. Marraige and kids and a lack of funds meant he couldn’t do all the stuff he wanted. YouTube gave him the money.

 

[Young_Griff]

Fucking your mother seems to do it. Chris seems to be living pretty well lately, between finding a boyfriend free girl and all that.

I had no idea Chris had found a boyfriend free girl, good for it.

 

[Kandinsky]

Nick BTFO
Money gone, income gone, drugs and firearms supposedly gone honestly I dont blame him for insisting that everything is totally fine and this is just a completely normal speed bump in life.
What the fuck else can he do? He doesnt want to change!

Is the money ever gone if he has access to infinite amounts via his family’s oil and gas money? Or am I recalling that incorrectly? It would be nice if he did run out of loot so he didn’t have that cushion to continue making piss poor decisions. But it’s my understanding he has familial access to a shit ton of funds.

Either way, Nick’s sense of entitlement and douchiness is a disservice to everyone. I want his kids to survive, but unfortunately being a product of him and Kayla, they were born scathed.

 

[Alter Ego]

I wonder what Kyle Rittenhouse will think when he hears that the "balls or no balls" internet lawyer who covered his trail and interviewed him (twice!) has turned out to be criminal white trash. In fact, it seems to me that the second interview from December of last year is within the timeframe of the polycule.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Fucking your mother seems to do it. Chris seems to be living pretty well lately, between finding a boyfriend free girl and all that.

Unironically chris's life has been on the upturn after he got arrested. Or maybe the curse got transferred.

 

[ADHD]

Iss this thread the fastest moving in KF history?

Chantal's thread moved at a similarly speed after she started doing coke and fucking an Egyptian crackhead.

Is the money ever gone if he has access to infinite amounts via his family’s oil and gas money? Or am I recalling that incorrectly? It would be nice if he did run out of loot so he didn’t have that cushion to continue making loss poor decisions. But it’s my understanding he has familial access to a shit ton of funds.

And speaking of Chantal, Nick could still continue making mindblowingly poor decisions even if his YT income dwindled down to almost nothing. It's just a question of how much of a hit to his standard of living he's willing to take. (Obviously he doesn't care about the standard of living of his wife and children).