Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Is the money ever gone if he has access to infinite amounts via his family’s oil and gas money? Or am I recalling that incorrectly? It would be nice if he did run out of loot so he didn’t have that cushion to continue making loss poor decisions. But it’s my understanding he has familial access to a shit ton of funds.

Either way, Nick’s sense of entitlement and douchiness is a disservice to everyone. I want his kids to survive, but unfortunately being a product of him and Kayla, they were born scathed.

Im reading too into this but I wonder how that would pan out with the child neglect charge. Middle and lower class families in that scenario will usually just make a deal that the parents fuck off but dont have to worry about taking care of the kids anymore (via taking custody), but it might be different for oil barons.
I know he's a trust fund baby but admittedly i havent looked too into his family. I feel likelyhood of getting cut off decreases the fewer siblings you have.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Unironically chris's life has been on the upturn after he got arrested. Or maybe the curse got transferred.

Most people point to Chris' arrest as the moment when the demon possessed Ralph.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Unironically chris's life has been on the upturn after he got arrested. Or maybe the curse got transferred.

Curse transfer, so many people have said this.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

He's also had a shit ton of Warhammer stuff in his background for years now.

He's done at least two streams with Warhammer as a focus that I could quickly find

one in March 2019 that (at a glance) seems to be discussing game design with some decent working knowledge

and another full 3 hour stream in August 2022 shooting the shit and painting Warhammer minis with Sargon

So his interest in nerdom does seem to genuine, even if it was put on a back burner for snorting rails off the human fleshlight's ass drinking whiskey out of his favorite judge's vagina being a supportive dad to his children and a positive role model to his local community.

 

[Obsul]

That’s Nick’s deck.

I’ll post the Zillow link, but Nick had a nice fucking house. He has another house too. Anyone have the address?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12291-51st-St-NE-Spicer-MN-56288/226084505_zpid/?

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It's big and expensive, but as far as design and build quality go, this thing is a piece of shit. I've seen tons of better houses at 200-400k, albeit smaller. I'm saying this as a guy that just makes 50k a year and lives in a place smaller and shittier and much less expensive than Rekieta's house, so I'm not saying that to try and pretend I'm richer or more successful than Rekieta, it's just that for 850k this house is a piece of shit and only its size justifies the price tag.

 

[Oxyjen]

Aaron doesn't exactly come off squeaky clean in these accounts, so there must be at least a grain of truth to what he's saying.

I found him to be a more credible witness than I was expecting. On specific details, I believe him. He’s absolutely throwing them under the bus to try to exonerate himself, and whenever he talked about his own motivations or inner processes he was so clearly full of shit that you could easily filter it.

I believe him about the thinking behind the hot tub stream and I believe him that Nick would drive to the twin cities to buy coke in relatively bulk amounts, and was generous with it.

KF is 20% horseshit, 50% grain of truth and 20% “holy fuck it’s like they were in the room”

The OTT Kayla simping was weird though. It was obviously conscious, and forced. I guess because without that element it really does sound like he got mega-cucked - he was vacuuming and tidying and feeding the kids - honourable in itself but if that’s mainly what you did while your wife does sex and drugs with the man of the house in the next room, that’s pretty tragic.

All sounds quite strange. This wasn’t “just” swinging. Couples who do that meet up, have a few drinks, have the risqué fun and leave it at that. These retards were literally moving in together, Aron and April as if they were under a spell, or like naive teenagers.

I don’t think he was fully open about the sex side of things (can’t really blame him there) but the story about Nick asking Kayla to bring Arron his gift, naked, and then wanting to watch while they got it on… That sounded plausible. Again, that’s like entry level swinging, but Arron wasn’t into it, so Nick wasn’t really getting what he wanted either!

Definitely shades of a cult atmosphere, overall.


Oh, and Branca is a complete waste of air time.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You know guys, remember how when trial streams began everyone was saying how every trial should be streamed?

I think there's a serious case for arguing how every prison should be streamed. This has nothing to do with how nick is gonna act himself into a prison instead of a probation of course.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Aaron is so unbelievably naive and stupid thinking the cops are his buddies telling him it’s okay to go on podcasts and livestreams to talk about taking all the drugs ‘because otherwise they would have to go around arresting all the celebrities who admit to it’.

He doesn’t realise the police are allowed to lie to you to collect evidence if they believe you have committed a crime, and his massive ego is going to end up with him losing his job, kids and more.

He is such a loser, I think he’s even more pathetic than Nick. I actually need top hat ratings cause I feel so much repulsive energy towards this guy.

 

[Evilronald]

I feel particularly bad for their oldest child: it’s not fair that he doesn’t get to enjoy his childhood and he probably was well aware of what was going on with his parents and others. Having to take care of your 4 younger siblings and look out for them because your parents are a bunch of drug addict degenerates is horrible, even worse that Nick is a public figure and all of this is coming out now. I hope he can recover from this and not end up like his parents.

 

[Kandinsky]

Im reading too into this but I wonder how that would pan out with the child neglect charge. Middle and lower class families in that scenario will usually just make a deal that the parents fuck off but dont have to worry about taking care of the kids anymore (via taking custody), but it might be different for oil barons.
I know he's a trust fund baby but admittedly i havent looked too into his family. I feel likelyhood of getting cut off decreases the fewer siblings you have.

In general old money will still protect their own, and beat their ass behind the scenes. I’ll have to do more digging regarding their family funds. If old money is involved, they need to do what old money does, which is beat the shit out of their own behind doors while maintaining the public farce of all is good.

Shit is clearly not good. Nick needs to stop pretending. He doesn’t even have to admit to us that he needs to do some personal work. But he needs to fuck off for a while.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

The replay of the Kino Casino live stream is available here:

https://kick.com/video/3a7a36d5-6d7a-497e-8906-e73b452d44b2

was gonna do a local upload but rip

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

You know thinking back on it all I still can't believe this guy wasn't exterminated by all of the deadly poison nerve gas smoke.

 

[Kandinsky]

Aaron is so unbelievably naive and stupid thinking the cops are his buddies telling him it’s okay to go on podcasts and livestreams to talk about taking all the drugs ‘because otherwise they would have to go around arresting all the celebrities who admit to it’.

He doesn’t realise the police are allowed to lie to you to collect evidence if they believe you have committed a crime, and his massive ego is going to end up with him losing his job, kids and more.

He is such a loser, I think he’s even more pathetic than Nick. I actually need top hat ratings cause I feel so much repulsive energy towards this guy.

I don’t think he believes anyone in law enforcement is his friends. I think he’s hurt and willing to burn it all down.

It’s not revenge. It’s returning the favor.

 

[Malaika]

Anyone know when the Vic stream is happening and with whom?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

And one last post from me.

I saw many people posting how they feel bad for his children and tossing random reasons. I'm in agreement with them, but many people don't understand the scope of how badly Nick fucked them over. I've seen one or two posts about some things.

Nick was/is a minor celebrity. As someone posted about a thousand pages back or so - his arrest was trending in the top of Youtube's home page for a bit. Nick's name became one of the most looked up things on Twitter. I saw his name pop up in TikTok trends on Google. His arrest was written of by Fox. His arrest was likely in his local paper, state paper even.

In short order, this is how badly he fucked up their lives.
1. Likely everyone in their church knows.
2. Likely everyone in their school knows.
3. Likely everyone in their town knows.
4. Even if they move away, their last names being Rekieta, the name will jog people's memories. Before someone says, "There are a lot of Rekietas," just a cursory Google search says: **The surname Rekieta is most widespread in The United States, where it is held by 233 people, or 1 in 1,555,618.** The name will, Google-wise, be almost always tied to Nick and his children will have to live with that even out of state.
5. Most people in their state probably know - because I know state newspapers certainly like this kind of headline.
6. When any prospective interviewer goes to hire them, their names or their father's name will likely be one of the first things on social media or Google - which all employers start looking up. (See below - I just typed in the surname Rekieta and Nick's social medias were the first things to pop up, along with the news articles).
7. Even if, by some miracle, these poor kids avoid the first Rekieta, their mother, Kayla, is the second most prominent (which is also popping up in the results).

Nick nuked his future and his life and, probably, also his kids'. I sincerely hope as they all reach of-age, they file for name changes. Because if you type Rekieta in Google, Nick Rekieta is the first suggestion. Man... those kids -really- do not deserve this.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

I'm 2 hours in into KC and I think Imholte is full of shit. Anything he says is only the things we suspected or speculated on the forum for years. The stuff that could be considered new is without any substantial details. Notice how he recalls the "fix her" story but never goes into WHY they were fighting, what about.

Second thing i noticed - he goes into how into how the house was a literal crack den - clothes from the laundry room all the way into the kitchen. Okay, Nick has streamed from the kitchen being fucked up multiple times. I don't believe for a second that if things were that bad that a stray sock wouldn't end up on the counter or the sink. Yet, no one on the forum ever caught that. Or anywhere else. And Nick isn't the perfectionist type to make sure there was nothing in the frame that shouldn't belong there (recall the dick in the frame on a locals stream where he didn't even think that could happen)

And the literal simping for Kayla. Holy shit.

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit. Nick is a narcissistic piece of shit, no doubt about it. But this guy either wants to surf the wave or has a personal grudge, read through the thread and constructed his own stories to fit the narrative. Just enough to be seen as new info, but also good enough for everyone to eat it up.

Oh, and where was their families throught all of this? Not once did they visit them? For 2 fucking years?

If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is

I'd much rather hear from the pastor

 

[Fapcop]

If we’re being 100% fair here, let’s give Nick half a win and acknowledge that WE WERE WRONG ABOUT THE HIGH FEVER/ILLNESS.

According to Aaron he really was ill. Temperature was 104 and not 107 though so I’ll only count that as half a w.

 

[LifeAlert]

Anyone know when the Vic stream is happening and with whom?

Aaron Imholte said at the end of Chrissie Mayr's stream that he thinks he will be on Alex Stein's show alongside fellow guest Vic Mignogna sometime this week.

Both people he's said Nick talked shit about behind closed doors.

 

[FederalInvestigation]

I don't understand all the pearl clutching about "A loAdED FirEArM" in the house. If you raise your kids correctly they'll be fine around a gun... oh I see it now

 

[Heed Not]

It's big and expensive, but as far as design and build quality go, this thing is a piece of shit. I've seen tons of better houses at 200-400k, albeit smaller. I'm saying this as a guy that just makes 50k a year and lives in a place smaller and shittier and much less expensive than Rekieta's house, so I'm not saying that to try and pretend I'm richer or more successful than Rekieta, it's just that for 850k this house is a piece of shit and only its size justifies the price tag.

It's really hard to get a well constructed house in the US at all these days. And it's actually harder the bigger you go, because you need bespoke builders that will charge you out the ass. I've had the fortune of knowing people that live in both McMansions and actual mansions, and the difference is night and day from the materials to the actual floor planning being more thoughtful. I don't know if "ergonomics" is the right term for considering human motion and comfort in terms of how your rooms are sized and positioned, but the old big houses I've been in seem to do it more (aside from those narrow staircases)