Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LonelyEggRoll]

What exactly are they supposed to arrest him for?

They are certainly getting a lot of evidence out of him they might not of otherwise gotten if they hadn’t told him he was in the clear.

I still think his ex-wife will snatch the kids’ shared custody back off him.

Her extended family would be putting pressure on her at this point to do so if they are seeing all this madness.
If she is a half normal woman (which is arguable as she married him) all the Kayla sweetie-pie talking is going to be enraging her, when we are charges and mugshots deep into this mess, so if she doesn’t change her tune on being civil with him, she’s a fucking nutter too.

 

[Potion_Time]

3.

I'm just waiting for somebody to send KingCobraJFS a Sonichu medallion.

 

[TurdThrower]

In reality I think Kayla only liked Aaron because he was one of the few people who showed affection and attention to her during an abusive situation plus molly.

This is what it was.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I got an ominous feeling about this. Assholes that could keep it together better than Balldo have gone on to snap and do something awful. I just hope I can keep laughing along with this story and nothing too nefarious or testicular happens.

Imagine how much seethe is building up in Racket's chest, not being able to stream or even reply to anything. If he can't take it out on internet randos, who can he take it out on? It's worrying.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Chris/Ralph/Idubbz/nick?

Was idubbz hit with it? Must’ve missed that one.

If so, 4. If not, 3.

 

[TurdThrower]

If and when he inevitably goes to prison it's going to be very brutal. Usually lawyers who fuck up and get sent to jail actually get treated pretty decently by the other inmates due to the fact their knowledge of the legal system can be useful to inmates filing appeals and such (or even if they can help tutor inmates who are trying to get their GED from behind bars)- but what tanks it for nick is the "child neglect" charges- alot of inmates are going to take a serious fucking issue with the fact that kids got harmed as a result of this bullshit- and they WILL get ahold of his actual paperwork for further details. Also the fact he's in the national news right now paints a massive target on his back for inmates to try and fuck with him for their own clout.

I wish it was easy to get Larry Lawton to review something because I'm interested in hearing his thoughts on how prison would go for Rekieta.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

 

[TurdThrower]

He’s a literal teeange Asmongold lmao

When will he lose his teeth?

I'm familiar with Asmongold from his clips channel. Does he hit himself?

 

[Kong Strong]

I'm familiar with Asmongold from his clips channel. Does he hit himself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH_sU9PqmJs

Yes. Yes he does.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Was idubbz hit with it? Must’ve missed that one.

If so, 4. If not, 3.

It passed under the radar.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

Imagine how much seethe is building up in Racket's chest, not being able to stream or even reply to anything. If he can't take it out on internet randos, who can he take it out on? It's worrying.

It's a miracle something didn't happen before. There was coke addled degenerates, guns, and children in that house. Hopefully at his worst Rackets can only impotently pound his own head like how he tried to impotently pound his balls into that crackhead.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Was idubbz hit with it? Must’ve missed that one.

If so, 4. If not, 3.

Idubbbz received a sonichu medallion in the mail in 2015 and immediately wore it. The next year after that his relationship with Anisa was in a crisis and the next year after that his brain finally broke and he allowed himself to become her doormat just so she wouldn't leave him. His downward spiral since then has been fascinating.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

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What exactly transpired on stream such that she went on a world tour of her own eye sockets?

I'm familiar with Asmongold from his clips channel. Does he hit himself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH_sU9PqmJs

Yes. Yes he does.

He also is crazy rich with disgusting living quarters. Weird trio of similarities between him and Nick.

 

[Burn It All Down]

I think Nick can fix shit, but he doesn't think he needs to fix anything. If Ronnie Radke can fix his life, Nick can. For those not familiar, Radke is the lead singer of Falling In Reverse. He's a recovered addict and went to prison. The biggest difference is that Radke gives a fuck about his daughter, and she was why he got clean.

 

[thebigdream]

Not once in his story did it ever seem that Kayla or Aaron had anything more special than friends that bang. The most romantic thing he brings up is the snow angels story which is more silly fun than some deeply romantic thing.

This just sounds like what people do on MDMA. Aaron could fall in love with a hooker in Vegas

 

[3MMA]

There is an idea of a Nick Rekieta, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only a legal entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our trad Christian life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Lovely prose paragraph here.

Nick told April that he's never heard Kayla make those sounds when he was listening to Aaron & Kayla having sex

Kayla told Aaron she was furious another woman moved into "her house, into her bedroom" in regards to April moving in

Some of the most eye-catching quotes of AmHolte’s story hour spectacular.

Four in the bed, and Nickolas said,
Roll over, Roll over
So they all rolled over, and Aaron fell out

I enjoyed your poetry there.

I remember when Nick started preaching the gospel of the Balldo. His streamer buds were puzzled and nervously laughed and tried to figure out what the fuck this was all about.

Not even the change of going from Lawsplaining the Interwebs to Belligerent Balldo could get the LawTube grift-vultures to quit Nick back then. It was not because bitches loved & supported him so much as they made bank anyway at that point in time. Balldo was still bank. “Oh yes, this sex toy advert & detailed penile movement discussion is just normal quirky Nick!” Fake ass bitches ain’t shit.

 

[Obsul]

All sounds quite strange. This wasn’t “just” swinging. Couples who do that meet up, have a few drinks, have the risqué fun and leave it at that. These retards were literally moving in together, Aron and April as if they were under a spell, or like naive teenagers.

Maybe Aaron and April have known and interacted with people bigger than Nick, I don't know - But even though they got involved with Rekieta as he was on the decline, to my knowledge he's been the highest profile person with the largest following that they've had take an interest in them, so that might be the reason behind Aaron and April getting sucked in by Rekieta, big internet lawyer man with almost 500k subscribers.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

Once a man among men,
Now revealed to be fake

A journey to Lolcow
Achieved at top speed

This druggie coomer freak
should be burned at the stake

If what Steel Toe says
Is to be believed

Pray for his children
I'm sure they need a break

Pray for the community
Destroyed by Nick's greed

Make sure Rackets never
Lives down these mistakes

And remember...

 

[TurdThrower]

Aaron is such an annoying side character and I’m already done with seeing him. He’s a biased and unreliable narrator and clearly relishing the attention he’s getting: which is more than he’s ever got on his stupid podcast or being a radio DJ. Some of the stuff he’s saying is clearly just for attention and he has no basis to make those claims. His Kayla guarding is pathetic and he fails to recognize that if they weren’t degenerate drug and sex addicts he never would’ve had a chance with Kayla. She gave Nick a black eye and throws shit at him and yells at him when their kids are at home: she’s not innocent in this.

I don’t think Nick has always been a narcissist and the entire time Aaron has known Rekietas they’ve been heavily in addiction. An addict is not the same person they were before their addiction and I don’t think Nick was faking who he was in the early days. It’s night and day between who he was and who he is now. Even if they weren’t drug addicts, having swinging around children is going to fuck them and their sbility to have healthy future relationships up. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if one of the children came to the pastor for spiritual guidance since they’re not well-equipped from how they were raised to process how their parents are now. Aaron brought that same shit around his kids and drugs, he’s a piece of shit just like the Rekietas.

I'm inlined to agree with you. I think success and addiction rewired his brain. Shit was like the One Ring for him.

 

[trolol]

I'm a few hundred pages behind at this point, so who knows if I'll ever find time to catch up in here, but this shit is just sad.

I never liked Rekieta in the first place for multiple reasons, but he at least seemed like a smart worthy adversary to my own political views because he originally wasn't a complete retard, but I just don't see the fucking appeal of what Aaron describes/has described of what was going on in that house.

I did molly in high school and college at parties/clubs, doing it as a 40 year old in a house with children around sounds like a nightmare. Pure degenerate shit, I don't know how anyone could have fun in that environment. It does sound like legitimate child endangerment when you add the unsecured fire arms mixed with a bunch of controlled substance use and whatever nasty ass bodily fluids were being exchanged. Just truly pathetic shit for any adult/father to be partaking in at home. I hope they get their shit together because as pathetic as I find them, I do think it's most healthy for kids to be raised by their parents or at least their family, assuming they can actually be sober.

But holy fuck, what a sad pathetic trainwreck of a life to live. All thrown away because you got some clout and grifted your way into a strange following of simps on Locals, fucking losers.

You could have just been rich, had a nice family and then did coke once a year in Vegas or something like normal rich people, instead you threw it all away to become a DSP/Ralph-level loser lolcow. From everything I've heard/witnessed myself, the path to redemption is most likely going to be impossible for him, too fucking arrogant.

Hope whoever ends up raising his kids does a better job.