Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[keke]

It’s night and day between who he was and who he is now.

This is delusional

Some of the stuff he’s saying is clearly just for attention and he has no basis to make those claims.

Like what? We knew they were swingers, we know he’s manipulative, that he drinks a lot, does coke, turned his bedroom into a drug pit and had 25g of coke seized, we know they went to Hedonism for swinging. Nothing he said was even that crazy.

His Kayla guarding is pathetic and he fails to recognize that if they weren’t degenerate drug and sex addicts he never would’ve had a chance with Kayla

He’s a self-admitted serial cheater, I don’t think he cares that much.

She gave Nick a black eye and throws shit at him and yells at him when their kids are at home: she’s not innocent in this.

Okay so he’s a biased unreliable narrator (all humans are unreliable narrators by the way, this is real people not book club) but he mentioned her giving him the black eye was his personal theory and you believe it 100% no questions asked. Yeah you're not balldo guarding at all

 

[Major]

Just a thought: I don't think Kayla ever really loved Aaron, she was just saying that because she was on drugs and fucking him.

Also, if he really did have a connection with her, why would he humiliate her by going live and telling embarrasing stories about her and her family? He's either just clout chasing or twisting the knife after his wife left him to live in their crack shack.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

How many victims of the curse are we up to at this point? 4?

Ethan Ralph
Rekieta
Idubbz
That Crippled Comedian who died
And Chris himself

 

[Happy Camper]

Normally I'm all for standing up for your friend.
But this guy is a drug doing alcoholic and everyone knows it. He's been banging randos around his young children for god knows how long.

Yeah, and sometimes holding a friend accountable for their problems and pushing them to improve is the best way to actually stand up for them. I think a lot if not all of his defenders are more like enablers than actual friends. A real friend wouldn't let someone enter a drug-fueled death spiral like this.

 

[Sharpeteer]

We need a Rekieta dick suckers thread at this point.

I really liked Null's idea earlier - when we get the body cam footage, just make a well-organized list of all the Lawtubers (and I'd personally expand that to others that are known) that tried to excuse child abuse and cocaine use around the kids, note what all they said, and don't let them forget what level they sunk to to defend this guy.

Alternatively, if for any reason we don't get the cam footage, I say when he gets a guilty verdict.

Having said that, if the option were on the table, I would love a dedicated thread just for shitting on everyone who was so morally bankrupt to defend this man's actions against his children.

 

[Triggerni66er]

At this point I'd be surprised if Rekieta DIDN't sleep with Mint Salad.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

I'm just waiting for somebody to send KingCobraJFS a Sonichu medallion.

He's a powerful warlock who could defeat any demon.

 

[YumeNoHero]

I'm trying to catch up with the thread from the Vic's lawsuit days for 6 fucking hours now but holy fuck, I can't get off this balldo trainwreck even if I wanted to. It's too fucking perfect for a long laughing sesh.
God please help me get an abs replacement because holy shit

 

[LanternsNSongs]

I am a 150 pages behind you degenerates. It has been more than 800 pages since he lost his appeal to Monty, unbelievable.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It passed under the radar.

Idubbbz received a sonichu medallion in the mail in 2015 and immediately wore it. The next year after that his relationship with Anisa was in a crisis and the next year after that his brain finally broke and he allowed himself to become her doormat just so she wouldn't leave him. His downward spiral since then has been fascinating.

Then holy fuck it is fucking cursed.

Twice, it’s a coincidence
Three times, it’s a pattern.

Four times? Four times it’s a fact.

If anyone ever recieves one destroy it immediately.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Aaron should be counting his blessings. If he'd still been hanging around Rackets, there might have been 4 mugshots instead of 3. Hopefully the guy can grow a real set, drop his ho wife back into the gutter from which she came and move on to bigger and better things. He seems like a real guy that got sucked up into the balldo degeneracy when all he really wanted was a little clout. I know it may seem retarded to us, but that clout, that little bit of fame could go a long way to making him stand out when it comes to the world of lawyering, so I kind of understand. When your product is yourself, publicity is worth it's weight in diamonds. Regardless, the guy has a chance to uncuck himself and he may not get that again.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I'm familiar with Asmongold from his clips channel. Does he hit himself?

He has a little toy car that has a forehead dent in it from all the times he used to hit it years ago both on and off camera.

Hasn’t done it for years now though.

But he will still hit his head, either with his hand on occasion.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Another Dick show guest here to defend Nick's honor


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[Two by Four]

Idk about a thread, but I really liked Null's idea earlier - when we get the body cam footage, just make a well-organized list of all the Lawtubers (and I'd personally expand that to others that are known) that tried to excuse child abuse and cocaine use around them, note what all they said, and don't let them forget what level they sunk to to defend this guy.

Having said that, if the option were on the table, I would love a dedicated thread just for shitting on everyone who was so morally bankrupt to defend this man's actions against his children.

If/when we get the footage, I will make a fuckin music video with the noseguarding overlaid and interspersed. I think the classic 'Out of Touch' by Hall & Oates would go down a treat.

Sadly, based on what people have been saying about Minnesota rules around bodycam footage I stay cautiously

Edit: wrong state lmao (pls no bully am not Amerimutt)

 

[break these cuffs]

Aaron should be counting his blessings. If he'd still been hanging around Rackets, there might have been 4 mugshots instead of 3. Hopefully the guy can grow a real set, drop his ho wife back into the gutter from which she came and move on to bigger and better things. He seems like a real guy that got sucked up into the balldo degeneracy when all he really wanted was a little clout. I know it may seem retarded to us, but that clout, that little bit of fame could go a long way to making him stand out when it comes to the world of lawyering, so I kind of understand. When your product is yourself, publicity is worth it's weight in diamonds. Regardless, the guy has a chance to uncuck himself and he may not get that again.

Aaron has his own thread and while I'm not an expert, he seems like a fag. He's wannabe shockjock Cumia skinwalker to the point someone commented on him using Cumia phases during the stream last night.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It's a miracle something didn't happen before. There was coke addled degenerates, guns, and children in that house. Hopefully at his worst Rackets can only impotently pound his own head like how he tried to impotently pound his balls into that crackhead.

Everyone says, even the people that have every reason to lie, that that is all ge can do. Haven’t heard anyone say he was physically abusive.

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

In London they have these blue plaques that denote where famous people have lived.
I wonder if we can have a similar thing for lolcows.
"Christian Weston Chandler was arrested for incest here"
"Nicholas Robert Rekieta snorted coke here"
"JF Gariepy murdered his wife here"

Sorry to disrupt the flow of the no doubt enlightening conversation, but I just read through this and I couldn't not do it.

Excuse the spergy intermission and carry on.

 

[Happy Camper]

I am a 150 pages behind you degenerates. It has been more than 800 pages since he lost his appeal to Monty, unbelievable.

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At the current trajectory, I wouldn't be shocked if there are at least another thousand pages by the time you catch up to this point. Nick's going down fighting so mark my words give it a week and we'll be looking back at the day of the arrest as the proverbial "good old days" before things went really bad. At least to me it feels like the drunk stream is a distant memory with how much worse things got after that.

 

[break these cuffs]

At the current trajectory, I wouldn't be shocked if there are at least another thousand pages by the time you catch up to this point. Nick's going down fighting so mark my words give it a week and we'll be looking back at the day of the arrest as the proverbial "good old days" before things went really bad. At least to me it feels like the drunk stream is a distant memory with how much worse things got after that.

I'm laying my money on a DWI arrest sometime befeore his August 20th hearing with his favorite judge. I haven't been able to pin down whether it involves him wrecking his midlife crisis mobile or not.

 

[Young_Griff]

Sorry to disrupt the flow of the no doubt enlightening conversation, but I just read through this and I couldn't not do it.

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Excuse the spergy intermission and carry on.

Someone has to print the Rackets one, and covertly hang it somewhere visible near his property. Now is the perfect opportunity, he has no guns to shoot the dirty trespassers.