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- Jul 11, 2022
@JustaBatto95 would register for the Kiwi Farms on September 7th, 2023. Their first post would be in the Pixyteri thread where they would brag about commenting on Sarah's TikTok.
Initially within the Deathfat Encounters IRL thread, @JustaBatto95 would make a post about a former IRL friend of his named Joseph Martin (who @JustaBatto95 refers to as "Blob"). This post was a PA request against Joseph where @JustaBatto95 would both claim he merely used Joseph as a source of free food and rides, while also complaining that Joseph betrayed him. In the post, @JustaBatto95 claimed that Joseph was basically "Chris Chan" but lacked the online presence. @JustaBatto95 accused Joseph of being a fat, lazy, fedora-wearing, brony who was 40 and still lived with his parents. They also insulted Joseph's old car, and claimed he tried to help him fix the car by gifting him tools, which Joseph never used, made fun of Joseph's ex-girlfriend who was compared to Tammy Slaton, made fun of Joseph being a Christian and believing in "sky daddy", and claimed that the "last straw" between their friendship was that Joseph didn't find splashing an illegal Mexican with his car funny. It would also be revealed that Joseph had an account on the Kiwi Farms @Assistant Manajerk. From Joseph's perspective, he states that @JustaBatto95 splashed the Mexican with Joseph's mother's car and thought it was the funniest thing in the world, while Joseph disliked it. From there, Joseph decided that if @JustaBatto95 did said one more thing like that, he would cut him off, with @JustaBatto95's mockery of Joseph's religion being the excuse to finally cut him off.
Quickly returning to @JustaBatto95's first post in the Pixyteri thread, it should be noted that Joseph was posting in that thread as @Assistant Manajerk. The following is speculation, but with the PA request in mind, it seems @JustaBatto95 figured out that Joseph had a Kiwi Farms account and wanted to use that against him to get back at Joseph for cutting him off. @JustaBatto95 posted in the Pixyteri thread presumably after seeing that Joseph posted there as a way to let him know that he was onto him and could strike at any time. This might explain why @JustaBatto95 had their TikTok account shown in the post, as rather than sloppy OPsec, they were intentionally signalling to Joseph who they were. The huge gap between their first post and their PA request supports the idea that @JustaBatto95's reason for joining Kiwi Farms was only to get back at Joseph and that they were waiting for the opportune time to do so. However, it could just be that @JustaBatto95 is a retard and this interpretation is giving them way too much credit.
This PA request was met with the standard Kiwi Farms response of NYPA and was moved out of the Deathfat Encounters IRL thread into its own Mass Debates thread called "Debate JustaBatto95 on the Ethics of Mooching off Fatties and Splashing Mexicans with Puddles - Personal Army Attempt in the Deathfat Encounters Thread Takes a Hilarious Turn" to prevent the former from getting completely shat up. It is the subsequent post of this OP now and can be read from here. After that, @JustaBatto95 would begin arguing with everyone in the thread attempting to convince people that Joseph was the lolcow and not them. However, remember @JustaBatto95's poor OPsec from their Pixyteri post? While @JustaBatto95 expected people to go after Joseph, Kiwi Farmers actually found them to be a bitter, envious loser and looked into them instead. Their poor OPsec provided an easy lead to dox them and caused @JustaBatto95 to enter a spergy meltdown where they were quickly branded with Kiwi Farms's infamous pink triangle.
Colton Marshall Lochmann was born on April 16th, 1995, in Woodburn, OR. He would attend Woodburn High School and graduate in 2013. He seemed to be your typical greasy incel loser in high school. He was bullied by all the Latino kids (who Colton likes to refer to as "chupapis"), which would result in Colton developing a seething hatred towards Mexicans.
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As high school is the only level of education Colton has, he likes to bring it up, often as a way to show that he is smarter than Joseph or as a defense when he's called a retard. Colton likes to boast that he went to "regular school", while Joseph went to "retard school" because he was home schooled instead of enrolling into public education:
Let's compare Joseph's home school education to Colton's supposedly superior "regular education". The following is Joseph mentioning Roman historians Flavius Josephus and Tacitus, figures who are used to prove the existence of a historical Jesus:
In response to this, Colton's Reddit atheism flared up and he declared all figures from the Bible are fictional, inlcuding Josephus and Tacitus:
When @PS2 Nishiki asked Colton if Julius Caesar was fictional by his standards to see if he was consistent in his criticism of historical figures, this completely confused Colton:
Truly another success of the American public schooling system!
While the following was an excellent example of the many failures of the public schooling system, Colton's claims of having a normal education are not exactly true. Despite Colton's claims that he went to "regular school" and has high intelligence, or at the very least, is smarter than Joseph, Joseph revealed that Colton did not actually graduate with a regular diploma and instead had an IEP diploma:
An IEP (Individualized Education Program) diploma is a diploma that indicates someone either stayed in the school system for too long and they needed to be "graduated", or they were on a non-academic path for school because they were deemed too mentally deficient to learn basic subjects like math and science. Jobs won't accept it unless the job's requirements are below a high school diploma/GED, because an IEP diploma isn't equivalent to them. That's right everyone, noted genius Colton Lochmann was too retarded to graduate high school normally.
Colton's earliest known online identity is "Ghostguy15". This name stems from Ghostbusters, which is Colton's favorite film. This was the first name used for Colton's YouTube channel. As Colton has DFE'd his YouTube channel, the actual video content of his channel is lost, however, a sliver of Colton's past online presence as Ghostguy15 has been discovered.
First, in a Wayback Machine Archive of Colton's YouTube channel (Link and Archive), if one attempts to press the about tab on the earliest snapshot, the link preserves the name Ghostguy15 within it.
From there, a snapshot of Colton's ghostguy15 YouTube channel was discovered:
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Second, a video by a YouTuber called goofydood was found. This video, released on December 24th, 2012, has goofydood give various other small channels shout outs, including Colton:
Finally, a later video titled "For Colton" would also be discovered. This video, released on January 13th, 2017, features an FTM pooner named Max VanHorn calling out Colton:
Notably, the description of the video that links to Colton's deleted channel preserves the "Ghostguy15" name:
Between June 29th and July 2nd of 2014, Colton would be charged with a "Carry Concealed Weapon-Knife" charge from the Marion County Sheriff's Office and get his mugshot taken, showing he had gained some weight:
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Another police report dated April 15th, 2015, also mentions Colton being arrested for carrying a concealed weapon, possibly indicating he was arrested twice for the same crime:
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Colton told Joseph that he had brought a knife to school, which may be the reason behind this charge. Joseph speculates that it was either to get revenge against the beaners who were bullying him, or to look "badass" and simply show off.
Later in 2014, Colton would troon out and take the name Amanda Marie Lochmann. Why did he choose this name? It might be him skinwalking as a relative, but it's probably because he's a man, duh!
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"What a soft, delicate, feminine hand! I'd never guess this used to be a man, duh!"
The "success" on Colton's high school card is incredibly ironic (especially since he graduated with an IEP diploma). Colton has seemingly not had a job since graduating high school. The closest thing to a career Colton had was his now deleted YouTube channel where he made toy reviews:
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Colton also was supposed to have the role in a cancelled R Rated MLP fan film called Cupcakes 2: Life of Death.
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Script Download Link
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Colton's role would've been a character named Crosby.
Naturally, as a brony, Colton has his own MLP OC. Meet Gamebat the Gaming Pony, who also happens to be a transgender post-op Satanist:
Colton's love of horses goes beyond cartoons. According to Joseph, Colton purchased soap shaped like a horse cock from a brony convention:
Colton would confirm this story in a response to Joseph's post by claiming it was a funny conversation starter:
Joseph also revealed that Colton kept the horse cock soap displayed in the same bathroom that his parents use:
Aside from MLP, as previously mentioned, Colton's favorite movie is Ghostbusters:
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? GUNTBUSTERS!
Colton also hates the 2016 movie and would frequently take jabs at Leslie Jones, comparing her to a gorilla. Honestly, Ghostbusters being his favorite film makes a lot of sense, especially when you consider the following quote:
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Colton's Dating Profile:
Contrasting Colton's insistence on only dating natural born women that is mentioned in his dating profile, Colton inadvertently revealed in the thread that he once dated a MTF tranny:
The experience was apparently so bad that Colton swore he would never date a MTF tranny ever again.
Colton also made a post claiming he could get a "really hot gal" after she had a few too many drinks while he remained sober, which is date rape:
Colton angering someone on Mastadon who proceeds to dox him:
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Colton on Facebook:
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Colton's Facebook account was banned from a Portland troon Facebook group for being racist.
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Colton was so bad on Facebook, especially due to bullying a pooner and telling them to kill themselves, that someone named Keith Proxmire made a Change.org petition to have Colton removed from all social media:
Tweet sharing the petition:
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Change.org Petition:
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Comment on the petition:
Colton's mom Allison is also on Facebook:
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Her Facebook account contains pictures and posts about Colton:
Colton's TikTok Account:
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Colton would private his TikTok, remove his real name, and change his TikTok username to battyforgothgf following his dox:
Example of Colton's TikTok comments:
Colton being a creepy sex pest on TikTok:
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Colton's Amazon Account:
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This is for A Daft Punk vinyl, which cost between $31 and $35 and was purchased on September 14th, 2023.
A He MAN (ironic franchise choice) Land Shark Vehicle toy that cost $20. Also ironic since it's a shark and Colton's a troon.
Another He Man toy, the Wind Raider Vehicle that cost $20.
The Officially Licensed Ghost Global Merchandising Services Papa IV Robe Blanket that cost $75.
Colton's new Amazon kit after some rampant consoomerism:
Colton's Google Maps Local Guide Account:
Justuseapp.com Ghostbusters App Review
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Colton on 4chan:
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Tinder:
Colton has attempted to use Tinder to find love but found Tinder trannies to be too commie and woke for his tastes:
iFunny:
Colton's dating profile accidentally became a meme on iFunny:
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Colton complaining on Twitter about becoming a meme on iFunny:
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Snapchat:
Colton got mad that some "cis bitch" decided to see someone else, who Colton claims is "an woman physically uglier than I am"
Satanic Temple:
Colton was a member of the Satanic Temple, but got banned from their live chat for praising Donald Trump.
Colton's disregard for OPsec is also on display here as while other Satanic Temples use pseudonyms, Colton proudly uses his legal name:
Discord:
Fitting for a terminally online troon, Colton has a Discord account, but surprisingly does not use it that much:
Colton's Discord was originally called Gamebatpone95#1930. but he later renamed it to imdabat95. His original name was based on my MLP OC and he may have renamed it when he DFE'd his YouTube channel, as his channel used his MLP OC as a profile picture. This is speculation though. He advertised the current name for his Discord account in his Twitter bio until removing it after his dox. His Discord ID number is 434515935085199410.
Colton on Twitter
Like many troons, Colton is addicted to using Twitter. During his initial dox after his failed PA request, an old Twitter account that was seemingly his was dug up:
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This account was included in Colton's initial dox in his Mass Debate threads and is likely a fail dox, given the different name (Lochman instead of Lochmann) and the lack of recent activity. However, it would not be long until Colton's true Twitter account was found...
@Admiral Throbnelius discovered the main Twitter account tied to Colton. It had a similar username and the same profile picture as his Kiwi Farms account, was created in January 2023, and had way more activity than the previously found account:
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On this Twitter account, Colton's batshit insanity was more prominently displayed, to the point where other people would tweet about his behavior:
Colton is your typical Twitter addicted tranny that shares way too much information online. His account has over 25,000 tweets. The following is a sample of the autistic insanity and horrific degeneracy contained within Colton's Tweets:
The main thing Colton posts about on Twitter is how he is lonely, has no real life friends, and is desperate for a "goth gf".
Colton as a True & Honest woman supports abortion:
Colton also believes people shouldn't partake in autism victim blaming despite being autistic himself:
Ultimately, Colton seems lonely and miserable, to the point where he tweets about wanting to use suicide pods and experience Canadian healthcare:
As one would expect from a coombrained brony troon, Colton's Twitter is filled with porn. However, in Colton's case, it isn't just your standard pony porn, it also includes some of his weird fetishes like incest and prison suits:
The worst part about these Tweets is they aren't reposts, most of these are from Colton's gallery.
Colton also tweets about how he disapproves of various policies at pony conventions like vaccine requirements and mask mandates:
Colton also is a Sonic fan and spergs about Sonic's sexuality:
Colton sees actual women as mere objects and makes his opinion known:
He also hates cis women because they refuse to date him:
The following is an argument where Colton gets called out for how rude and insufferable he is:
The last comment by Colton is very interesting. First, Colton claims that if people post their personal lives on social media, their life is now open to "commentary" and "debate". Colton himself posts a lot of his personal life on social media:
These are some of the less egregious examples, as Colton's nudes were posted on Twitter. By Colton's own logic, since he has shared a lot of his personal life on Twitter, he must concede that this OP with commentary and debate is fair game. Colton also says "don't pull a Chris Chan". That's a very funny comment coming from Colton, not just because of his recent OPsec disaster, but also...
Because Colton has actually tried to interact with Chris Chan on Twitter:
This has to be a curse! That Sonichu Demon is no joke!
Colton's Twitter would be the source of his horrific nudes from the previous section of the OP and more confirmation that he was post-op:
Despite being a post-op troon himself, Colton believes all other troons are mentally ill and can never be real women like him. He tweets constantly about how transgender ideology is dumb and takes jabs at other troons. His most recent pinned tweet was a comic mocking pooners, who Colton particularly despises:
As a proud Republican and Trump support, Colton also tweets a lot complaining about woke ideology. Colton may be a troon, but at least he's not woke:
Colton claiming that he enjoys bullying people:
Keep this Cherry Bomb person and the video they mention in mind for the next section.
Colton is racist, particularly against Mexicans:
He also dislikes black people. Here's Colton tweeting about George Floyd:
Colton combining his hatred of spics and niggers and claiming that slavery should've been brought back and Donald Trump should've nuked Mexico when he had the chance:
All this constant whining, sperging and arguing on Twitter seems to cause Colton a great deal of stress, to the point where his hair is starting to grey:
If you think Colton looks a bit rough now, apparently, what we've been seeing so far is what Colton considers "presentable" and covered up with makeup:
There is at least one thing Colton and @Null agree on, which is their dislike of shitbulls:
Colton has tweets where he claims to be a bat stuck in a human body:
Prior to making his PA request on Kiwi Farms, Colton had been repeatedly tagging and messaging Joseph on Twitter to bully and make fun of him. Colton for some reason believes that he was actually helping Joseph, but was told he was acting like a dick:
Tweet where Colton talks about how useless cops are and how they don't actually help:
The incident he's talking about in this tweet is related to his failed PA request against Joseph, where he was doxed shortly afterwards. He called the cops to complain about about being doxed, despite doxing Joseph first.
Following the discovery of his Twitter and the posting of his nudes in his thread, Colton privated his account, and removed his Discord from his bio:
Shortly after privating his Twitter, Colton would seemingly delete the account altogether:
However, in actuality, Colton did not delete his Twitter. Instead, Colton changed his Twitter name and handle in order to prevent people from searching up his Twitter by its old name and using an old link to find his Twitter:
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Despite all this effort to hide his Twitter, Colton still refuses to learn some basic OPsec, as his new Twitter name is just a variation of his original name and is still easy to find with little effort.
Don't Be Like Amanda Lochmann....
It was discovered that Kiwi Farms is not the first community to reject Colton. A stream calling out Colton's behavior titled "Don't Be Like Amanda Lochmann..." by YouTuber Ben Maza/Jedi Griffin Pictures that was streamed on February 21st, 2022 was found shortly after his initial dox. This stream predates Colton's Kiwi Farms activity by nearly 2 years and shows that even before he came to the Farms, he was a notorious individual in other communities.
Remember this tweet from the previous section?
This is the video that Cherry Bomb was referencing in this exchange. There's something else that's interesting about this exchange. Cherry Bomb is known by other aliases, Caroline Cat and QueenNebulaMoon. Jedi Griffin, who made the stream exposing Colton also made three videos on Cherry Bomb/Caroline Cat:
These videos call out Cherry Bomb for supposedly being friends with known pedophiles. Yes dear reader, that's right, Colton is so fucking unlikable that someone who is friends with literal pedos thinks he's too much of a bully.
The stream was made to call out Colton's behavior including, trying to convince people to cheat in their relationships, fatshaming (ironic coming from Colton given his mugshot), hating on other types of genderspecials like non-binary and two-spirited people, hating on various religions like Islam, and claiming that transitioning doesn't allow men to become women (except him of course, only he is a valid tranny). That's right, Colton is so unlikable that other trannies don't even want to associate with him.
The stream is nearly 3 hours long and shows various examples of Colton's bad behaviors. While it can be watched on YouTube, and there is a local archive on the Farms, the stream may be difficult to watch for some. This is for a couple of reasons, including the stream being unscripted and the streamers constantly interrupting their coverage of Colton's content to go on preachy 10 minute rants about how transgenderism and LGBT gobbledygook is totally heckin' valid as a response to Colton's comments. The stream is however a useful source on some of Colton's past behavior, especially in light of Colton seemingly DFEing his channel after this stream aired. Unfortunately, due to these being screencaps from a stream, the quality isn't the best. This section of the OP will present the main contents of the stream in a more accessible format.
ImDaBat95 is Transphobic Google Drive
The Jedi Griffin Productions stream is not the only instance of Colton being called out and exposed online that has been discovered. A Twitter user named Beelze made a Tweet on March 23rd, 2024:
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In this Tweet, Beelze calls out Colton for being "transphobic to people" and provides a Google Drive link with evidence of Colton's behavior:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/11HXwZ0p2rX0nq0_Mn53Czy45Ge1eLsEW
Similarly to the stream covered in the previous section, this Google Drive, called "Amanda Lochmann", is poorly organized. While there are some folders which can be considered categories, the Google Drive is just a collection of screenshots with very little context. Some of the content in this Google Drive was also used in the Jedi Griffin Productions team.
This section will attempt to make the content of the Google Drive more organized:
The following images were not included in any folders:
Various Tweets from Colton about the Jedi Griffin Productions stream:
Transphobic TikTok Comments from Colton:
Colton's TikTok Profile:
Facebook Comments:
These Facebook comments are mainly about a person named Auggie Johnson. Augie Johnson is supposedly a FTM troon that Colton bullied for being a transmale. Anora Gray claims that Colton's bullying caused Auggie to commit suicide, although someone named Johnathan claims that Augie is in the ICU, which seems to suggest that, at the very least, Colton's bullying caused Auggie to attempt suicide. It should also be pointed out that despite Colton causing a pooner to attempt suicide from his bullying, Beelze focuses more on the fact that Colton is "transphobic" rather than the fact that he made someone almost kill themselves. Priorities, am I right?
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "April 17th 2023":
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "Tik tok 2023":
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "Twitter":
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "When she was trying to be nice to me and was weird with one of my ex friends Maya at the time":
Various Tweets from Colton about the Jedi Griffin Productions stream:
Transphobic TikTok Comments from Colton:
Colton's TikTok Profile:
Facebook Comments:
These Facebook comments are mainly about a person named Auggie Johnson. Augie Johnson is supposedly a FTM troon that Colton bullied for being a transmale. Anora Gray claims that Colton's bullying caused Auggie to commit suicide, although someone named Johnathan claims that Augie is in the ICU, which seems to suggest that, at the very least, Colton's bullying caused Auggie to attempt suicide. It should also be pointed out that despite Colton causing a pooner to attempt suicide from his bullying, Beelze focuses more on the fact that Colton is "transphobic" rather than the fact that he made someone almost kill themselves. Priorities, am I right?
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "April 17th 2023":
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "Tik tok 2023":
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "Twitter":
Content from a folder in the Google Drive called "When she was trying to be nice to me and was weird with one of my ex friends Maya at the time":
Everfree Northwest is a brony convention that is run annually. In 2024, the convention ran from August 23rd to August 25th. Colton attended this convention and was quite excited to go, having saved up his disability money to do so. Here's some footage of Colton at Everfree Northwest:
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Joseph/@Assistant Manajerk would also attend the convention. On August 24th, 2024, while at the convention, Joseph would reveal in a thread post that he had an encounter with Colton:
Joseph shared that Colton confronted him at the convention and tried to intimidate him. Colton also apparently went to convention staff to complain about Joseph, and tried using this thread as evidence that Joseph was problematic and was the one who started harassing Colton, despite the fact that Colton technically created this thread as a PA request against Joseph. Colton also asked Joseph where his car was, which will become relevant later. Joseph would then have a discussion with staff clearing up the confusion. Staff told Colton to leave Joseph alone and that Joseph should contact hotel security if Colton ignores this edict. Now at this point, having been warned to leave Joseph alone, Colton could've just gone his own way and enjoyed the convention without a fuss. Of course, Colton wouldn't have a thread if that was the case.
Further showing Joseph's immense amount of patience is the fact that he even asked security to just give Colton a stern warning instead of revoking his badge. Unfortunately, despite Joseph telling staff to be lenient with Colton, Colton's badge was pulled due to Colton admitting to wanting to vandalize Joseph's car and slash his tires:
On August 27th, @The Dragonmancer would share a copy of a Discord message that Colton posted in the Everfree Discord sperging out at staff for banning him and revoking his badge:
In this message, Colton continued to assert that he was the victim, not Joseph, and that he was unfairly banned. He also decided to admit he scammed the convention, which is totally a smart thing to say when trying to appeal your case to staff, and blamed the Democrats for apparently robbing the social security money he saved up on the convention. Basically, it's everyone's fault but Colton's that he was banned.
Remember how Joseph mentioned Colton asked about his car?
Joseph believes the main reason for Colton's ban was the result of him threatening to slash Joseph's tires, hence why he asked where Joseph's car was.
On September 12th, 2024, Colton, still upset that was banned from Everfree, would send incredibly unhinged and threatening texts to Joseph, which Joseph would then post in the thread:
Joseph told Colton to leave him alone and stop contacting him. He also blocked Colton's phone number.
On September 19th, 2024, Colton would finally return to Kiwi Farms and break his months-long period of silence with his previously created and incredibly obvious sock account @Saladfingy05.
This sock account was identified minutes after it's creation as Colton's due to it being used to obsessively lurk this OP while it was still in the Prospering Grounds. Colton's first post with this account was another attempt at a PA request against Joseph by highlighting all the places Joseph frequently visits:
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Colton would then resume arguing and sperging out in his thread.
Colton Lochmann and Zoey/emoboyfucker69
By this point, Colton had created a secondary Discord account called spengler84:
Discord User ID Number: 1250522301435215956
Colton used this secondary Discord account to try and talk to Everfree staff and appeal his ban:
This is also the Discord account that Colton messaged Zoey with:
Colton would leak some of his DMs with Zoey as revenge for her "backstabbing" him:
The most notable messages Colton sent Zoey include Colton begging Zoey to help him get a girlfriend:
And most insane of all, asking Zoey if she could burn down Joseph's house:
Zoey would end up getting annoyed by Colton, mainly due to him begging her for help finding a girlfriend, and decided to cut ties with him, ending their brief partnership:
After this, she would then leak most of their Discord DMs in the thread.
Although she was unable to capture it in a screenshot, Zoey revealed that Colton asked her if she was single and tried hitting on her. Keep in mind Colton is nearly 30 and Zoey is barely 18:
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This thread was made with contributions from @vomitusdeux, @NyQuilninja, @bliblblblbbllb, @Guest123, @Axiom the Fucker, @PS2 Nishiki, and @notorietus.
Special thanks to Joseph/@Assistant Manajerk for his assistance and testimony in writing this OP.
Art by @NaggotFigger
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. Just gotta find the ones you can tolerate.
