The nature of the medallion

TenMilesWide said:
idubbbz wore a medallion too and look where it got him
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Ian used to be an actual incel. He was desperate to have a stable relationship and it's been revealed that around 2016 or so Anisa was on the verge of breaking up with him.
The medallion made their relationship impossible to break. Now, 8 years later, he has sacrificed so much for this BPD succubus of a woman, and he is incapable of even thinking of leaving her to pick up the pieces of his life. He has fallen off so hard and become so miserable and incapable of doing anything about it, there's no way it's simply the natural devolution of a sad person. The medallion did this.
 
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The greater wizard council laughed at me and tried to kick me out for trying to warn them about sonichu ages ago, calling it "retard internet shit".

Now they have teams working round the clock to try and contain it, but it's too late. Sonichu has grabbed hold in the collective conscious and there's no way back. The Merge was never about cartoon worlds colliding with ours, it was all about opening a way for Sonichu to get into our world.
 
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melty said:
Maybe that's why things have gotten so crazy lately? Didn't Chris start mass producing medallions in like 2014 or so? Just before clown world began?
Did the proliferation of sonichu medallions kick start clown world?
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We live in a post-Fantasia world, or rather, a post-Merge one.
 
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Cuckoman said:
The medallion is dangerous because it gives you what you truly desires.
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> Null gets medallion
> Finally becomes un-mixed race
> 100% white British
> Tries to do next MATI stream
> Comes out with "Righto lads, it's only another bloody Cross At The Internet stream, in't it? Lovely jubbly."
> US state department updates statistics of US-citizen suicides in Serbia some time later
 
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If you're Muslim, or even christian, then the idea of the medallion having genuinely evil properties shouldn't be out of the question. In islam we have the idea of something being "najis" which means spiritually unclean. Things like excrement, blood, dogs, even particularly bad people. We also have the idea that witchcraft and curses exist. Luckily we have some countermeasures. If you're in possession of a medallion reciting this surah and disposing of the thing should undo the damage. Try finding a transliteration(or just recite it in arabic, if you already know arabic) if reciting it in english isn't good enough.

 
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Dfackt0 said:
i think about what the name of that demon might be, is it a nameless monstrosity from the stars? is it all of CWCs woes, fears, phobias, insecurities and pain wrapped up inside a cage of Crayola model magic? is it purely phantasm? that the mere knowledge of what that accursed medallion has been associated with will cause you to act out a similar fate?
Someone, anyone, please, englighten me:stress:
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It's probably some minor demon laughing his charcoal-black ass off at losers speculating about a clay pendant on the internet
 
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vomitusdeux said:
When that demon stone broke open in japan the demon went straight to the sonichu medallion.
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Tamamo-no-Mae is an evil cunt but I'm also pretty sure she has standards, kitsune like to influence men of power.

Though, the definition of power is up to interpretation—Chris is certainly powerful in that his influence is far reaching.
 
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Higgs Bonbon said:
Tamamo-no-Mae is an evil cunt but I'm also pretty sure she has standards, kitsune like to influence men of power.

Though, the definition of power is up to interpretation—Chris is certainly powerful in that his influence is far reaching.
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Off topic I know but has anybody heard from her lately? Ever since that fox bit those people, the news has been rather bare regarding insane evil women.
 
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If you're Muslim, or even christian, then the idea of the medallion having genuinely evil properties shouldn't be out of the question. In islam we have the idea of something being "najis" which means spiritually unclean. Things like excrement, blood, dogs, even particularly bad people. We also have the idea that witchcraft and curses exist. Luckily we have some countermeasures. If you're in possession of a medallion reciting this surah and disposing of the thing should undo the damage. Try finding a transliteration(or just recite it in arabic, if you already know arabic) if reciting it in english isn't good enough.

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The idea that a bunch of negative energy created something seems to be pretty common around mythology and folklore. If demons are real, Magichan is probably a realistic being too.
 
Cuckoman said:
What would happen if you gave the medallion to, say, the quartering?
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He'd piss on the Captain Marvel actress.

What would Null do with the Medallion? I think the demon would be kind to Josh and punish him by becoming a gym rat, taking TREN, and fucking fat chicks.
 
Agares said:
Sonichu's face is like a demonic sigil that invites cringe into your life.
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This comic was a joke ages ago but now its pretty accurate in imbuing you with the same level of fail and depravity as Chris.

Shadfan666xxx000 said:
Off topic I know but has anybody heard from her lately? Ever since that fox bit those people, the news has been rather bare regarding insane evil women.
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Been busy driving the world into further chaos ever since she broke out of that rock. Fun coincidence? The Ukraine-Russian war broke out not too long after she escaped. When you get down to it, a depraved monster like her would find Clownworld quite comfortable to fuck around with.
 
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Agares said:
And to think that was just a joke on the CWCki forums a decade ago. Maybe the real Anchuent Prophecy was the memes we made along the way.
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Our societies are turning into mini CWCvilles except with fail heavily applied. To top it off, our world is starting to resemble Vivian Gee's book, "The Girl Who Brought Down the World." And this predates Clownworld.

I am certain the merge has happened. Just not the way Chris has envisioned it. More like different fictional concepts are clashing right now and Godbear only knows who will come out on top. Like the Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
 
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In the cum sodden depths of the Sonichu Temple, the Anchuent Prophecy was unfolding.

A young Christian Weston Chandler wanted to have a sweetheart brought to him by Santa, and he began to craft his one Medallion in Crayola Fucking Model Magic.

Into this medallion he poured all his autism, his virginal rage, chromosome overloaded navy and his love of pop culture children's franchises.

One Medallion to revenge on them all,
One Medallion to marry them,
One Medallion to crossover them all,
And in the Autism, Merge them.

So was the Curse unleashed and the slow process of dimensional collision began in Branchland Court, sealing the world's fate as a clown world for all eternity.

To put on the Medallion is to bear the corrupting knowledge of the Tarded Gods, and invite into your mind the sperged insanity of boundless autism as the dark secrets of the Sagas of Fail erode your mind.

Chris has made his own meme virus egregore that will bring the world to its knees, but will also provide for the farms like a perpetual motion engine dynamo of cringe and lulz.
 
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