Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Whaler]

It looks like a cult compound.

RIP Jack Scalfani who died during the FDAs raid of his house, forever known as TACO Siege.

 

[14% Loko]

Daily retardation and sperging from Jack

 

[indomitable snowman]

There truly is some sort of irony taking place here. Vegans have been mocked for a long time for trying to imitate meat and animal products. And yet, here we have carnivores trying to replicate plant products. My, have the tables have turned.

You just gave me a horrible image of someone merging the two.

Carnivore bread with vegan cheese.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Prime example of why we need to bring back bullying. Either retards like Jack learn to stop flapping retardation out their cunt mouths or dip out of society. Whether it's choice A or B, problem's still solved.

 

[p1138]

Prime example of why we need to bring back bullying. Either retards like Jack learn to stop flapping retardation out their cunt mouths or dip out of society. Whether it's choice A or B, problem's still solved.

Fatty is old enough to have been bullied as a kid. If he grew up today, he'd likely be worse.

 

[Guntanator]

Tracy Watson Semper Fi ma'am.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Daily retardation and sperging from Jack

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I guess the Toy Story font is used to wish people a happy Memorial Day in "Falugia".

 

[AltisticRight]

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>its [sic] called sprayed with poisons [sic] but go ahead
Stupid fucking retard fat pig. Meat is pumped with all kinds of hormones and guess what, they're fed this "sprayed with poisons [sic] stuff.

This pig feasts on disgusting slop and basically everything on the periodic table of elements in one sitting, yet he's here crying about insecticides on broccoli.

One more for the graveyard
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I'd love to see an aerial view of his pig pen, let's see all the grills rotting in his burial site.

 

[BigTsBull]

Jack enlists his elderly mother in law on his carnivore do-it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

His early videos are legitimately entertaining, like the first year or two of his channel when he was still had hopes & dreams because his narcissistic tendencies were on full display and it made for some really cringy content. After he got his ego crushed by Food Network it became really boring, and after multiple strokes it's just depressing now. His personal disorder is still in full effect, but his Physicall avaibility, well ..

I would never call them entertaining but they were better because while was still an insufferable faggot there was LIFE there. He was happy. He was engaging. He literally would engage with his fans to the point where he'd show recipes that they sent in. Sure they looked like dogshit. I mean one of them looked like Rice Krispy squares but made with Froot Loops.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Jack enlists his elderly mother in law on his carnivore do-it.

As an enjoyer of low grade Pizza's, that Carnie pizza crust is still so awful looking. The rest of the greasy mess isn't all that appealing either, to be honest.

I would never call them entertaining but they were better because while was still an insufferable faggot there was LIFE there

Meanwhile, he's now so rote and repetitive that I leave for a couple months, come back, and he's just doing the exact same stuff, exact same mistakes. Him shaving was kind of funny to see though.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

>its [sic] called sprayed with poisons [sic] but go ahead
Stupid fucking retard fat pig. Meat is pumped with all kinds of hormones and guess what, they're fed this "sprayed with poison [sic] stuff.

This pig feasts on disgusting slop and basically everything on the periodic table of elements in one sitting, yet he's here crying about insecticides on broccoli.

I'd love to see an aerial view of his pig pen, let's see all the grills rotting in his burial site.

He's even done videos on tower gardens in the past so he at one point groked the concept of growing your own food, but he either lost that knowledge somewhere around stroke number 5 or he's just making things up to get out of eating a damn vegetable.
You'd think Jack would be delighted by the idea that you can put a few seeds in the ground and magically salsa appears. Of course he also hates waiting for food, a few months to let a tomato grow is time he could spend making infinite pulporks.

 

[p1138]

He's even done videos on tower gardens in the past so he at one point groked the concept of growing your own food, but he either lost that knowledge somewhere around stroke number 5 or he's just making things up to get out of eating a damn vegetable.

He only did that because he likely got something in return(because it was basically an MLM scam). Looked at other people's tower garden's, set one up for Tammy's parents I believe, didn't actually have one for himself. Even the hokey MLM grift of surviving the apocalypse with a planter pot of vegetables aside, Fatty has never used anything fresh if he can avoid it.

yet he's here crying about insecticides on broccoli.

It's another excuse to go with the "vegetables have oxalates that gave me kidney stones" when he was drinking 4 bang energy drinks a day plus coffee. He also blamed tap water for that as well.

 

[Bassomatic]

What makes me laugh Jack has a shirt that has something to the effect "my food eats your salad" you know the stuff he "can't" eat.

While I don't have love for Tam her folks I do pity having to support Jack. Honestly, sitting across a table from him is harsh enough (heroic Rob) but knowing that's whom your child, your only flesh and blood shacked up with?

They must have worked at unit 731 to be punished this way in a reincarnation.

 

[Marc]

The above FB posts do a great job of illustrating Jack's irredeemability; between the Toy Story font, arguing with a veteran that they're on the same level because he's a hero, too, exaggerating his own tales of altruism which no one asked for, and the photo of grilling steaks he's hoping people will strongly associate with a guy who has demonstrated time and time again that he can't perform even one of the steps of grilling a steak competently. He can't even be trusted to stand, hold a spatula, or swallow - Yet Memorial Day is all about HIM: A guy who can't remember what the fuck he just ordered off a menu still in front of himself. And if you dare comment that Memorial Day is about anybody else (such as your own veteran family or friends who have passed), Jack will comment right back to remind you that it's really about HIM.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's another excuse to go with the "vegetables have oxalates that gave me kidney stones" when he was drinking 4 bang energy drinks a day plus coffee. He also blamed tap water for that as well.

I remember checking the water in Hendersonville and it's actually softer than in most of the country.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Prime example of why we need to bring back bullying. Either retards like Jack learn to stop flapping retardation out their cunt mouths or dip out of society. Whether it's choice A or B, problem's still solved.

Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it. - Mike Tyson

 

[densedance]

Fucking Jack Scalfani saga in a pool when?

"Hey goooys, in tuurdaaayz video I am going to show you how to make puurfect Fud for the Pool"

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Fucking Jack Scalfani saga in a pool when?

"Hey goooys, in tuurdaaayz video I am going to show you how to make puurfect Fud for the Pool"

Jack dying by falling over in a kiddie pool and not being able to sit himself back up would both be out of left field and a very Jack move.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Fucking Jack Scalfani saga in a pool when?

"Hey goooys, in tuurdaaayz video I am going to show you how to make puurfect Fud for the Pool"

Why would you need a waterproof fucking TV????
This is peak consoomerism. What a worthless fat retard.