Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

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There are an unknown number of medallions out there in the wild. A potentially infinite amount if non Chris made reproductions are also cursed.
This begs multiple questions: Is each medallion a separate entity, or are they all part of some sort of hive-mind? Is there some nobody that received a medallion that now toils endlessly in service to their dark master, crafting the crude visage of sonichu and unleashing it upon unknowing victims? is there a sleeper army of possessed cwc-acolytes awaiting the order to bring upon the dimensional merge?

Maybe all the medallions act as a kind of network of potential hosts for the demon to choose from at any given point in time? That's a horrifying thought!

 

[AltisticRight]

This thread is now official. No longer an off-topic sperg thread.
Thanks Balldo (Nick Rekieta), I hated every fucking "Gunt compared to Chris Chan" thread/post, so I made this containment and left it to rot.
You fucking skeleton loser freak. Enjoy prison.

I also updated the OP with the seal. Don't any of you faggots dare to get possessed.
Well if you do, stream it.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I get the feeling that in his own autistic way, JC the Hyena was trying to warn us. Sure, at the time, we all just thought it was just about some poorly written, plothole ridden, shitty little creepypasta. Then 2 years later Chris' house burns down. Those dots start connecting a lot more with every life that's destroyed.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Magi-chan demon is probably Legion at this point. These sorts of entities don't function under the normal rules of time and space. It's perfectly possible for it to be in more then one place at the same time.

Somebody better call the Vatican. We got a major outbreak on our hands!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Definitely still attached to Rekieta.

What if its not just Rekieta?
What if it can bifurcate and its spreading.

The most disturbing thing about this is its not like anything we've seen before.
Like Jim pointed out its not tied to any Religion or Faith, theres nothing specific you can use thats guaranteed to drive it away.

What if its real and its spreading?
I mentioned this before but its been bothering me.
Our modern, technological world looks down on "superstition" and the backward beliefs of the past.
We think we're past that.
People like Cornelius Agrippa, Francis Bacon, Samuel Pepys and the like weren't just crazy Alchemists, they were the Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, the Stephen Hawkings of their day.
These were intelligent men who absolutely believed in this shit.
Whats to say they knew things, and saw things, we forgot?
What if Magi-Chan isn't just a shitpost?

What if its real?

Null is offering Dax a chance to appear on stream to put on the medallion, say the chant, and wear the Chris shirt all for a 2 hour talk. Personally I feel more worried about the demon jumping to Null. Maybe some burning candles if Saints and burning sage will help ward it off?

I don't think thats a good idea.
I didn't realize till now that that fucking medallion had a letter with the Actual Seal of Solomon on it.
Even if the guy who sent it was fucking around he could have accidently gotten Rekieta possessed. He's just the sort of host, sacrificed his reputation, hundreds of people mocking him etc, that Magi-Chan seems to be attracted to.

This thing like jokes but its malevolent as fuck with it, a Tulpa/Egregore created from the combined thoughtform of millions of Internet Trolls, it likes a joke but theres genuine malice in it.
I don't think I'd want to be within a hundred miles of a transference and if this thing can spread over the Internet...

Don't fuck with Voodoo shit.
The worst shit the site had during DKF tapered off when Josh got rid of that fucking Seal remember.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What if its real?

Then Jim better take down that puzzle set. Demonic entities cannot enter your home or space without some sort of expressed desire on your part for them to be there. The Sonichu medallion is certainly a totem most tied to the entity, but other things could work too.

 

[FederalInvestigation]

Then Jim better take down that puzzle set. Demonic entities cannot enter your home or space without some sort of expressed desire on your part for them to be there. The Sonichu medallion is certainly a totem most tied to the entity, but other things could work too.

Maybe this is just one last laugh before he goes home.

"Lets read some superchats... OhGodPleaseHelpMe for ten dollars says 'Jim I can't stop what has this puzzle done to me' well chyat I can tell you how to fix this...

Buy a hat for your hat! HAHAHAAA cough cough cough"

 

[Not Really Here]

Magi-chan is an angel of justice that brings consequences to the degenerate, and I don't know why people defame her as a demon.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Magi-chan is an angel of justice that brings consequences to the degenerate, and I don't know why people defame her as a demon.

It reminds me of Alistair Crowley he was absolute degenerate that dared to do the enochian calls aka angelic magic. You can read the rest how it ended for him . I have know of few users who got into enochian magic but all of them were normie family men or non degen autists . All of them did fine. Somehow enochian magic has similar consequences and some occultist end up burned out and spit out by the magic system and others are doing ok as in have a good life.

It might be similar ,,

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Then Jim better take down that puzzle set. Demonic entities cannot enter your home or space without some sort of expressed desire on your part for them to be there. The Sonichu medallion is certainly a totem most tied to the entity, but other things could work too.

Speaking of Jim

View attachment 333965 Chris Chan drew a portrait of Mister Metokur.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/940976409601826817

https://mobile.twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/940979187359379462

2017.... by the time 2019 was wrapping up, Metokur had incurable super cancer aids.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Speaking of Jim

2017.... by the time 2019 was wrapping up, Metokur had incurable super cancer aids.

No way. Maybe Jim needs an exorcist.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Speaking of Jim

2017.... by the time 2019 was wrapping up, Metokur had incurable super cancer aids.

We can test this by paying Chris to make portrait of JuJu. But there is karmic principle involved in every magic shit , ain't touching that shit . Whomever does it please report how is life going afterwards.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

No way. Maybe Jim needs an exorcist.

I mean the more you think about it the more makes sense. He is suffering terrible pain nobody can diagnose it beyond cancer aids. Risky procedures that can kill most people somehow survives but leaves him suffering. Like the man supposed to be dead according to the doctor 10 times over . Keep in mind if he does exorcism he might actually die and he is kept alive by the demon and pure spite or something he clings on. Part of it is to let shit go.

 

[Temperance]

Made by @Shush last year:

My speculation about the demon (originally posted in the Anisa/Idubbbz thread):

I like the theory that Magi-Chan is a demonic egregore that was born of all the negative, Internet-derived attention directed towards Chris Chan throughout the years. As it has grown in strength, it has become Legion - capable of influencing multiple people at the same time via (1) Sonichu medallions or (2) proximity to its current main host. Uncannily like a network.

The degree of influence naturally varies. Rekieta is the current main host, as he was dumb enough to read out an incantation, don a medallion, and invite the demon into his sin-stained body. The demon was also already aware of Rekieta due to his Internet relationship/dealings with Ralph - the previous main host. This made full possession much easier and has resulted in Rekieta crashing & burning at a shocking pace.

Compare this to Idubbbz. He put on a medallion 8+ years ago, when the demon was much weaker. He also didn't read out an incantation or anything, and while Idubbbz knew about Chris Chan (the main host at the time), there was no real relationship between them.
Nevertheless, Idubbbz (as a popular & edgy Youtuber) was an attractive target to the demon, and so it did what it could to exert its influence on him. This has been a slow & indirect process, but it has added up over time, and we can all see what Idubbbz has become today.

Heavily inspired by posts in this thread.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Its a shame the Rekieta's aren't catholic. You could literally email the Diocese and ask them to bring in an exorcist. They probably would too in this case, but for the fact that Rekieta isn't Catholic. Its an extreme measure among the Catholics, largely because its "embarrassing" in these enlightened times. Church exorcists are still a thing though, and even have their own sanctioned training and licensing body. The priest who founded it opined that he was called in for around 50,000 cases in his lifetime(which is a number to be taken with a grain of salt), but of all those only 80 were what he would consider legit. Even so. Dude said he encountered this stuff. It would be fascinating to see what would happen in this case. Purely for science of course. I think the Rekieta's church is just basic bitch evangelical protestant though. Which while it intellectually agrees there could be such a thing as demonic possession or influence, doesn't really engage with the idea in any meaningful way.

Should also add the OP in this thread is mystic magic stuff. All very useless, with overly complicated forms whose sole purpose is to help strengthen your will into something you earnestly believe can contend with a demon. Actual church exorcists don't do any of this, and instead rely on their unshakeable faith and invocation of God himself to contend with the demon rather then their own spirit.

Yes, my autism led me into an interest in these things a few years ago when the Kek stuff and meme magic was super popular.

Does anyone know if Jim is Catholic, or at least, raised Catholic?

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Every image of S*n*ch* is a portal for the demon to enter your life. Null answered that on stream a couple months ago.

 

[Cowboy Kim]

Does anyone know if Jim is Catholic, or at least, raised Catholic?

I recall him saying he had a Lutheran upbringing, but I can't say for certain.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Every image of S*n*ch* is a portal for the demon to enter your life. Null answered that on stream a couple months ago.

Well, this is sort of the deep lore, but since I am fairly devout, part of accepting scripture is accepting that Jesus did in fact cast demons out of someone and into a herd of pigs who promptly went wild and suicided off a cliff.

From the Christian perspective there are avenues for demonic entities to attack you all over the place, but so long as you keep Christ in your heart they cannot get their claws into you, as it were. Most modern interpretations of this is more philosophical. i.e, if you keep to Gods Law and don't become a degenerate, you don't become a coke fiend drunk off your ass all the time and lose everything from your career, to your family.

A more LITERAL reading of the scripture though says that while looking at the Sonichu Medallion opens a portal, it doesn't mean the demon can get at you because your spirit is already possessed by a Benevolent entity far more powerful. More directly however, since God created everything, even Demons are subject to his rule. So they must obey God when he orders them out. Christ commanding the Demons is a key component of the Christian doctrine that Jesus was god Incarnate, and not just a particularly pious man.

That said, Rekieta saying the incantation as he put on the medallion, even in jest, was absolute Blasphemy. It broke the commandment of holding no other Gods but God. He might have been the most devout Christian up to that moment, but the moment he ritually engaged with the totem and spoke the words of anathema, Christ's protection was rescinded. This is also why Christians are told to never dabble in dark magic and wat not. Even for "fun".

You never know.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Then Jim better take down that puzzle set. Demonic entities cannot enter your home or space without some sort of expressed desire on your part for them to be there. The Sonichu medallion is certainly a totem most tied to the entity, but other things could work too.

Perhaps if Jim got rid of that and prayed his health could improve? This thread has been a trip. I have been becoming more religious as the world becomes more chaotic and cruel. I wonder if we are giving a new name to one of the 7 princes of hell. They each represent one of the seven deadly sins. I will post a video on them when I get home.

 

[Johnny Salami]

In 30 years much like the conjuring universe, magichan will have an expanded universe movie series where each movie will be the downfall of each man. The side movies will involve adjacent lolcows such as Patrick, BMJ, and Keffals. The movies will explain all their idiocy because of demons when in reality it's just because they're idiots. They will be comedy movies with an IMDB ratings of 4.4 to 8.8.

A prequel series will show that it was Bob who first awakened the demon but it couldn't quite posses him, only bide its time until the merge.