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[Skeletonized Cow]

>the predditor plays Stellaris
I have yet to meet a single person who plays Stellaris who isn't a diagnosed autist, so them being a redditor is expected. That game is like fucking crack-cocaine for spergs.

Guilty as charged. It's a top tier sperg game.

99% of stellaris redditors play as "egalitarian xenophilic materialists" that "liberate authoritarian xenophobes". I.e. They basically as america during the iraq war while thinking they're the good guys.

Egalitarian and Xenophile is bad in Stellaris because it gives you the least versatile method of playing. You can't specialized worlds as well, you can't purge or pop control bad species if/when necessary, and you can't drown your civilization in an endless tide of livestock.

(For context, in Stellaris, Materialism is basically r/atheism concentrate that loves robots and AI and spiritualists are the opposite that hate robots and ban AI, so watching all the enlightened wannabe retards who hate the cringe spiritualists lose their shit over actual AI was funny.)

I've never understood the/r/atheism types who play Stellaris. The Materialists are objectively incorrect. Souls canonically exist, and the Spiritualists are right.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I've never understood the/r/atheism types who play Stellaris. The Materialists are objectively incorrect. Souls canonically exist, and the Spiritualists are right.

Grey can get psionic and become the chosen one and the devs have said that's intended. I don't know how to feel about that, he's a bit of an exception to the average synthetic since he's like 28 planets worth of matter condesnced into a single person, infinitely more complex than any other living being in the galaxy that has lived for probably more than 500.000 years, so I guess he probably earned a soul, but still.

 

[Tablet County]

>the predditor plays Stellaris
I have yet to meet a single person who plays Stellaris who isn't a diagnosed autist, so them being a redditor is expected. That game is like fucking crack-cocaine for spergs.

I think you can expand that to every Paradox map-painter game. Anybody who's willing to pay that much money for the all-important "pause menu DLC" has to be clinically retarded.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

I think you can expand that to every Paradox map-painter game. Anybody who's willing to pay that much money for the all-important "pause menu DLC" has to be clinically retarded.

Imagine paying for Paradox games.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Hahahaha I know right what a bunch of losers playing Paradox Games!

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Screw all of you. Stellaris is awesome.

 

[MurderGuaranteed]

I will never forget a thread I once read some years ago, whose OP detailed some sort of forgiving attitude to his/her former bullies at school.

One of the replies, which garnered massive amounts of updoots, was that of a woman who wrote something along the lines of "can we just not?", in response of people showing empathy to bullies.

The author of the post went on to detail an incident in her life, when she was in what I believe to be middle-/highschool, in which a girl called out the poster's friend for being a lesbian, in a display of disgust and rejection of the fact.
The girl who called out the poster's friend for being gay hanged herself a week after the incident.
It turned out the girl was apparently abused at home, and couldn't take it anymore.
The sensmoral of the story, according to the poster, was that the girl who called the poster's friend out for being gay deserved her fate on account her "homophobia", and that the world is a better place without her, hence the "can we not?"-post.

I will never forget this post. I believe I read it before 2020, or around that year. The girl who called out the poster's friend for being gay hanged herself due to the physical and mental abuse she suffered at home, and because she displayed hecking homophobia/racism/nazism, the poster thought her hanging herself was a great development; a just display of "karmic justice".

Redditors are absolute fucking garbage human beings. The worst of the worst. It's deeply ironic they invoke Adolf Hitler in everything they comment on, since they would make Hitler blush with their senseless savagery.

In the rabbit pet care forums, all of the photogenic, magazine quality pet rabbits are owned by working prostitutes. They make enough money to pay for the high upcost of rabbit vet care and rabbit living equiment (cages, beds, etc). Suprisingly the forums aren't filled up with members of a normal background like teens in White middle or upper class households. Why is such?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Looks like wendigoon is back at being the boogeyman for r/youtubedrama.

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1czxlh6/ipos_addresses_past_controversy_and_covers_all/

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Wendigoon says he doesnt want to get into pointless drama. The comments call him a spineless coward for not giving them entertainment to screech about.

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1d0fehd/wendigoon_responds_to_ipos_video_i_have_no_enemies/

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This post made me think on how much these tards eat this shit up like cereal. Its like free promotion over there they hate these guys yet post about everytime they go live or make a video.

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1d1910h/turkey_saying_the_nword_is_based_af_tom_is/

The guy who made the reddit thread above is a a oddball. He spends almost all day on reddit on "crusades" against wendigoon, turkey tom, and other evil right wingers while also posting hentai and spamming subreddits with links to left wing videos. I usually chalk anyone with over a million karma up as a bot but not to sure about this guy.

https://www.reddit.com/user/ExcaliburUmbraREEE/

Redditors can shit their pants and yell NAZZZZZZZZZI!!!! at Wendigoon and Turkey Tom but it will ultimately accomplish nothing. They both have large dedicated fanbases and are both making something like 30k+ a month off their videos. Very few people outside of crybaby redditors give a fuck that Turkey Tom said nigger on discord years ago or that Wendigoon is his friend. It's screaming into the wind. Let them seethe.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Redditors can shit their pants and yell NAZZZZZZZZZI!!!! at Wendigoon and Turkey Tom but it will ultimately accomplish nothing. They both have large dedicated fanbases and are both making something like 30k+ a month off their videos. Very few people outside of crybaby redditors give a fuck that Turkey Tom said nigger on discord years ago or that Wendigoon is his friend. It's screaming into the wind. Let them seethe.

Is that what the Wendigoon drama is about? I didn't even look because I didn't want to know. Wend is the closest a big, mainstream, general-audience YouTuber gets to saying The Forbidden Things, I was terrified of looking into it and seeing him completely disavow anything even remotely based and declare that actually, trans women ARE women and he actually loves girlcock and remember to get your booster and DAE drumpf is literally Hitler and

 

[biggnigghog]

Why does everyone and their dog have allergies to peanuts nowadays?

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/c...rgies_will_either_get_me_killed_or/?rdt=51594
Also, apparently eating peanuts on planes is illegal now

 

[Drama Fan]

Epic reddit moment reported by Reddit and Discord to the cops. A redditor was arrested in his best swag. Try to guess the crime! (hint: It's not Rich Evans)

CLEARFIELD COUNTY, Pa. (WTAJ) — An Osceola Mills man is behind bars after being accused of possessing child pornography and uploading it online.

Joshua Ochenduszko, 40, is facing 20 felony counts of child pornography following an investigation by the Office of Attorney General.

On July 28, the Office of the Attorney General opened a cyber tip case after receiving an alert from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC), which was opened by Discord Inc.

According to the criminal complaint, Discord alerted the NCMEC that on April 30, a Discord account under the email jochenduszko@yahoo.com uploaded a suspected child pornography image.

Additionally, agents said in the affidavit that the NCMEC reported seven cyber tips that were generated by Reddit in March 2023 for the upload of child pornography. The account tied to the Reddit user shared the same screen name, IP address and email address as the cyber tip received from Discord.

As the investigation continued, agents were able to contact Comcast and get a direct address of where the suspected child pornography was being uploaded. They also confirmed that at least six images of child pornography were uploaded between Reddit and Discord, according to the criminal complaint.

On Oct 16. agents from the Pennsylvania Office of Attorney General received a search warrant and it was executed on Oct. 17 with assistance from the Pennsylvania State Police. During the search, Ochenduszko and one other person were at the residence.

While speaking with agents, Ochenduszko allegedly admitted to viewing child pornography on his cell phone within the past year. According to the criminal complaint, Ochenduszko told agents he was ashamed of his behavior and stopped, but he also allegedly admitted to posting some material on Reddit.

Ochenduszko was taken into custody on an outstanding bench warrant and his phone was examined by agents. Over 25 files of suspected child pornography were discovered on his cell phone, according to court documents.


Ochenduszko is currently lodged in the Clearfield County Jail after failing to post $50,000 bail.

In addition to facing 20 felony child pornography charges he’s also facing a felony criminal use of a communication facility charge.

His preliminary hearing is scheduled for Nov. 1

 

[sum ting wong]

Why does everyone and their dog have allergies to peanuts nowadays?

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/c...rgies_will_either_get_me_killed_or/?rdt=51594
Also, apparently eating peanuts on planes is illegal now

Cull the weak, your allergies aren't my problem.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Why does everyone and their dog have allergies to peanuts nowadays?

I have absolutely zero knowledge on the subject but it probably has something to do with doctors telling mothers to be overly cautious with stuff like peanuts and dairy when their small babies have stomach issues, turning a small, temporary problem into a lifelong issue.
Like if you grow up eating spicy food from a young age your stomach and taste buds grow a tolerance and you'll be able to handle hotter foods than average.

Pretty sure it's been proven that picky eaters got that way from being coddled as young babies.

 

[TerranTony98]

Rate me late if it's been posted but I thought the comments on this were an entertaining read

https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/s/Fu804wvDKm

 

[Pro. Memer]

Dumb jeet redditor comes out asa retarded troon to his wife.Some funny stuff in his profile as the yearlong troon timeline plays out. Sadly no pics of raj in a dress.

https://www.reddit.com/user/Repulsive_Earth5029/submitted/

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1d2xb6c/came_out_to_my_wife_it_went_very_bad/

 

[euler271]

https://www.reddit.com/r/rush/comments/16cf14g/why/

Insert the pride flag into every thing especially if the band is dead and has nothing to do with it.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Dumb jeet redditor comes out asa retarded troon to his wife.Some funny stuff in his profile as the yearlong troon timeline plays out. Sadly no pics of raj in a dress.

https://www.reddit.com/user/Repulsive_Earth5029/submitted/

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1d2xb6c/came_out_to_my_wife_it_went_very_bad/

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Reddit truly brings out the weirder side of people. You'd wish to never meet them in real life due to all this sick shit they're sharing to the world.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Dumb jeet redditor comes out asa retarded troon to his wife.Some funny stuff in his profile as the yearlong troon timeline plays out. Sadly no pics of raj in a dress.

https://www.reddit.com/user/Repulsive_Earth5029/submitted/

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1d2xb6c/came_out_to_my_wife_it_went_very_bad/

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Not only a troon but an even more stinky, smelly hindu troon? Has science gone too far?

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

I work with a bunch of pajeets, men and women, I don't know any couples so I don't know how the dynamic plays out there. I just think it's funny how about half the guys are so meek & deferant and about half the women are very assertive and confident. I've sorta got one in mind that I'm picturing telling a guy "no more degenerate american therapies! No long stripey socks! You will not be going out you will stay inside and do the needful! The trevor project? The fucking trevor project? Hahahahahahaha.,..."

 

[3deadniggers]

Why does everyone and their dog have allergies to peanuts nowadays?

I have absolutely zero knowledge on the subject but it probably has something to do with doctors telling mothers to be overly cautious with stuff like peanuts and dairy when their small babies have stomach issues, turning a small, temporary problem into a lifelong issue.
Like if you grow up eating spicy food from a young age your stomach and taste buds grow a tolerance and you'll be able to handle hotter foods than average.

Pretty sure it's been proven that picky eaters got that way from being coddled as young babies.

The going theory is modern living is too clean so you're not being exposed to enough dirt as a child and it's creating allergies. Homes aren't supposed to be soaked in bleach and shampooed twice a week and keeping things too sanitary stops a healthy immune system developing.