KiwiFarms Dating Thread

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The only long distance I've seen work was he got to know her for 3 months, visited her, and she moved in with him 2 months later. It can work, but seems like you have to push the relationship along pretty fast.

 

[Mankirk]

Hopefully this can be a learning experience for some of you guys. Don't get involved in women who live more than an hour from you. There's always more options and you can find someone who won't make you suffer every morning you wake up and realize you're still getting punished for caring about them.

What was her name?

 

[3deadniggers]

What was her name?

If only it was one..

 

[Crex Crex]

I'd rather eat cow shit than date the average woman on Kiwifarms.

 

[3deadniggers]

I'd rather eat cow shit than date the average woman on Kiwifarms.

Why would an average woman be on kiwi farms?

 

[Swamp Thang]

Why would an average woman be on kiwi farms?

Seeking a below average man clearly

 

[Mankirk]

Guys stfu I'm trying 2 cum

Leave my titties alone

You leave my big mommy milkies ALONE vile creature

If you want to talk to this catch of a coomer say so and somebody will probably arrange it.

 

[Astro Loafo]

Don't do it

He's an incel

She's a deathfat

 

[Zero MK 2]

Is this the place where we sign up for an autistic kiwi GF?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Need a chick 25-40 to complete my throuple.

No fatties or darkies, obviously.

Crazy is fine.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

We all know about the infamous 100-point trophy for marrying a fellow Farmer, but when is some deranged retard going to unlock the trophy for marrying a lolcow? There's bound to be a thirsty Kiwi who would try it.

 

[Local Fed]

but when is some deranged retard going to unlock the trophy for marrying a lolcow? There's bound to be a thirsty Kiwi who would try it.

This will happen when one of the ladies from the Beauty Parlor finally puts a ring on Null.

 

[Mankirk]

This will happen when one of the ladies from the Beauty Parlor finally puts a ring on Null.

My money is on a(nother) user wooing Elaine.

 

[Swamp Thang]

We all know about the infamous 100-point trophy for marrying a fellow Farmer, but when is some deranged retard going to unlock the trophy for marrying a lolcow? There's bound to be a thirsty Kiwi who would try it.

All right lads,
if you had to marry a lolcow who would you choose?

 

[ShamefurDispray]

All right lads,
if you had to marry a lolcow who would you choose?

Im not even gay but Terry Davis, May God rest his soul.
Who wouldn't want to be woken up by being called a nigger?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

All right lads,
if you had to marry a lolcow who would you choose?

I forget her name, but that crazy racist chick who made cartoons. Dibs.

There's only like 2 non fat ones left, you better call 'em or you'll be stuck with a fatty.

Or worse.

Haha, no, nothing is worse.

 

[ShamefurDispray]

I forget her name, but that crazy racist chick who made cartoons. Dibs.

There's only like 2 non fat ones left, you better call 'em or you'll be stuck with a fatty.

Or worse.

Haha, no, nothing is worse.

Emily Youcis

 

[Pharaoh Fungus II]

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Mmm giggity.

 

[#FF0000]

We all know about the infamous 100-point trophy for marrying a fellow Farmer, but when is some deranged retard going to unlock the trophy for marrying a lolcow? There's bound to be a thirsty Kiwi who would try it.

I've asked this before for shits and giggles and got no response, but do you have to meet someone on the farms, or can you invite them to the farms after meeting them?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I've asked this before for shits and giggles and got no response, but do you have to meet someone on the farms, or can you invite them to the farms after meeting them?

I think as long as you're both Kiwi Farmers when the wedding happens you're good, that's how I read it. It's "marry a Kiwi Farmer" not "start a relationship with a Kiwi Farmer."

Anyway, here's mine. Ladies, my DMs are open. Let's get that trophy together.


Edit:

Spoiler: bingos

@Doppelmonger 2 bingos.

@EvaXephon 1 bingo.

@gorgoroth7134 1 bingo. Couple close ones too. I like the LOTR movies but I haven't dug further and I figured that's not what you were looking for in that square.

@ofpoew 4 bingos. Could this be the one? Probably not, I want kids and that's very important to me.

@Pooner No bingos. Your card was very interesting though, in a good way. I don't bully minorities on the bus because I drive.