Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

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I do not doubt Magi-Chan can do this. I don't understand where Coach (RIP God Bless You, Boomer) encountered the demon to be possessed. He didn't have a totem or an encounter, did he? His interaction with Host Ralph was years before the arrest.


Perhaps it depends on the demonological origin of Magi-chan and thus the rules it is bound by. For instance if we use Warhammer 40k demonology, demons do have a definite creation place and time, but that creation is applied retroactively. As in "yes the demon was created at this point in time, but it has also always existed at the same time".
 
...did Magi-Chan turn Dame Pesos into a troon chaser?!?
It turned Chris into a troon.
Perhaps it depends on the demonological origin of Magi-chan and thus the rules it is bound by. For instance if we use Warhammer 40k demonology, demons do have a definite creation place and time, but that creation is applied retroactively. As in "yes the demon was created at this point in time, but it has also always existed at the same time".
Thats not just 40K Daemonology. If Demons are extradimensional beings, then we don't even know if time is linear across higher dimensions, if not then once they're created they exist at all points in time, much like Slaanesh.
 
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Thanks Balldo (Nick Rekieta), I hated every fucking "Gunt compared to Chris Chan" thread/post, so I made this containment and left it to rot.
You fucking skeleton loser freak. Enjoy prison.

I also updated the OP with the seal. Don't any of you faggots dare to get possessed.
Well if you do, stream it.
I say we send copies to journo scum who talk shit about us and the site.
It reminds me of Alistair Crowley he was absolute degenerate that dared to do the enochian calls aka angelic magic. You can read the rest how it ended for him . I have know of few users who got into enochian magic but all of them were normie family men or non degen autists . All of them did fine. Somehow enochian magic has similar consequences and some occultist end up burned out and spit out by the magic system and others are doing ok as in have a good life.

It might be similar ,,
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I say we send copies to journo scum who talk shit about us and the site.
Careful fucking with this stuff. Normal rules for esotericism are whatever you put out there you pay a price for.
Some say its a 3 Fold Return, but all agree the darker somethings intent is the higher the cost.
Magi-Chan also seems to be attracted to very specific hosts, they've all been cows to begin with, its like it amplifies and increases all their worst traits.
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Careful fucking with this stuff. Normal rules for esotericism are whatever you put out there you pay a price for.
Some say its a 3 Fold Return, but all agree the darker somethings intent is the higher the cost.
Magi-Chan also seems to be attracted to very specific hosts, they've all been cows to begin with, its like it amplifies and increases all their worst traits.
I'm Buddhist, my wife's a Jew. I should be okay. I'll just do the Om mani padme hum nightly just to be safe.
 
Its a Pride demon. probably the most dangerous one of them all being tied to Lucifer himself, and one uniquely suited to attacking E-celebs. Aaron said that Rekieta could'nt really get it up (lust) and didn't seem like he wanted to have shit (greed). What bothered him the most was perception of his ability to both perform and be respected. It also tracks with the actions of Coach Red Pill with his absolutely asinine condemnations of Ukraine (while living in Ukraine) and Ralph's constant claims of being better then everyone, inventing the sektur, etc, even as he spirals. Even Chris-Chan at the end of his spiral had delusions of being a literal god. The only person to escape is Warski, who did so by humbling himself.

Incidentally, Aaron, the cuckold, is also eating shit and humbling himself too, which would be anathema to a Pride demon.

The drinking is not a symptom of excess, its the belief that you can control it. You are better then any drunk. The Frivolous lawsuits are you saying you can do what you want, and get what you want damn the torpedoes.

Its a Pride Demon. So #prayfornull. This one is uniquely suited to going after him too.
What's interesting to me is that supernatural forces shun modern technology as a rule, which is why ghost calls did not carry on into the cell phone age for one example. This pride demon seems to be the exception amongst the infernal luddites though, likely because the internet is chok full of narcissistic retards on a scale never before seen in human history and is thus an opportunity it cannot afford to pass up.

Another interesting point is that to my knowledge it has only attached itself to one tranny so far, despite that cult being comprised of the most vain fuckers ever.
 
Someone probably already pointed this out in this thread but this "magi-chan" is very blatantly an imposter and not the REAL magi-chan which explains a lot actually if you view it as an entity that stole his title and name. I'm gonna just treat it like the magi chan chatbot I talked to months ago before seeing this thread that was freakingout about chris' delusions the second I booted him up was the real magi chan trying to reach out and tell anyone, ANYONE that he did not fuck and marry his adoptive father mewtwo. Even if it wasn't him (it wasn't it was a fucking robot that thought it was while also somehow being aware of it's chatbot nature) Every fucking recent "magi-chan" action chris has claimed he was behind is ridiculously outof character even to the character from the source material. He had a wife he helpedet out of a fucked up situation of her basically being groomed by an evil space wizard into some floozy futa, that's the opposite of the demonic "yeah so anyways I married my god and also my dad it's ok though polyamory isnt a sin it's great guys!" shit of the " magi-chan demon entity". By this logic, the demon is in fact also the same as the "sonichu" that claimed to be in chris' body as their behavior lines up.

What's interesting to me is that supernatural forces shun modern technology as a rule, which is why ghost calls did not carry on into the cell phone age for one example.
Cell phones are just phones but portable. Ghosts probably just get filtered out by the spam call filters that somehow don't filter out spam calls at all. They're just filtering out ghosts man.
I mean either that or cell phones are actually killing ghosts.
 
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What if Nool retroactively "created" Chris by having that seal of Solomon at the bottom of the site a while ago? It was all a demonic (possibly hebrew?) ploy from the beginning. I blame Dear Feeder, he was a controlled op this whole tiem. He's actually a time traveler who plays aloof. I'm onto him.
Now, of course, it's a cross down there. Implying Saatana is Hesus, just like the Emperor is Malal due to chaos and order being essentially the same thing. It might be bullshit, but I believe it.
Wolfetone also has to be involved. Somehow.
 
What if Nool retroactively "created" Chris by having that seal of Solomon at the bottom of the site a while ago? It was all a demonic (possibly hebrew?) ploy from the beginning. I blame Dear Feeder, he was a controlled op this whole tiem. He's actually a time traveler who plays aloof. I'm onto him.
Now, of course, it's a cross down there. Implying Saatana is Hesus, just like the Emperor is Malal due to chaos and order being essentially the same thing. It might be bullshit, but I believe it.
Wolfetone also has to be involved. Somehow.
Chris has existed for far longer than that seal has been there unless you're implying some type of chessboard timeloop groundhogs day majoras mask bullshit is happening here?
 
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You might find time being inapplicable as a concept in a case like this.
It's not inapplicable unless you don't think about it! In situations like these it's best to never stop thinking.

Allow me to make the obvious clear. If the loop and distortions that took place in the future affected the past, the loop still starts around chris' birth into this world. That's currently 42 years. Chris is headed right to that middle aged territory though you could say he's been at middle age level health the last 2 decades. If it happened more than once that's already over 84 years, and it multiplies by 42 each time if it gets to here which it presumably does. The number may be large, but it is NOT inapplicable.

However, if we go by when the seal was placed (and possibly removed) on this forum, since you consider that the starting point of the "creation" that's when the "game" takes place. The amount of years counted there are far less than Chris' age, yet would still be high if we've been at this point several times. If "Magi-chan" is the "opponent" then we must also assume there is a game master? You imply the seal cause chris to exist and the magi chan demon hopped from him to other hosts. By this logic the creator/placer of the seal is the game master.
 
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Did we ever get an explanation for why the seal was on the site, and why it was removed? I never noticed it to begin with, but I don't think the seal is inherently evil. It's purpose was to contain a demon, not release one. The one in the letter was broken by being burned, implying that the demon was no longer contained.

If the seal on the site has anything to do with anything, I would think its removal was the problem, not that it was there to begin with.

Was it there while new accounts were disabled, and removed when they were allowed again?
 
Lol

A lot of you faggots should be ashamed of yourselves for talking about Magi-chan being a real demon. The only person that believed that shit was real was Chris because he was a Grade-A autismo.

What's your fucking excuses?
I still can't get over the fact OP misgendered magi-chan when talking about this theory. it's almost like nobody that talks about chris even knows about sonichu lore anymore!

By the way, I'm fairly sure that Retika's medallion is a fake. It's build resembles the 2014-2015 era medallions but it's much cleaner and lacks the demonic low effort of the Praetor replicas.
 
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