Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I see Patrick is finally going places! But I wonder if he disclosed the source of his ingredients

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Judge Holden said:
ENJOYPRISONSTALKERCHILD spam but this caught my eye and made me feel just that little bit more disgust for this sad excuse for a pig
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Never abandoned my daughter, stalker. Ade forced me to sign away my rights in exchange for dropping charges in a conspiracy organized with Rona to frame me with threatening to murder my own child.
 
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Creative Username said:
you know, any chair that pat would fit in has to be boat-sized. i think he can get a pass for this
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It has to be to fit his fat ass in it on principle. Probably why he makes a show out of building them (before they got stolen) so he can feel like he actually did something fulfilling with his life like his backwards fence.
 
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BasiliusBuyer420 said:
Not saying anything new here, but I suppose Pat was probably more tolerable at some point (in small doses, maybe) before the Lappening broke his brain, and then the Post-2016 24/7 News Cycle took those fragments of his brain and stomped them into dust.
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Agree, I think the TDS era of Twitter took a small town retard who was mostly forgettable and gave him the reach and attention he could only have dreamed of before then. All his bragging tweets about how people want to hear his voice, his thousands of followers who feel his voice is important, football stadium of followers, I should get a blue check tattoo on my face so people know I’m killing it on twitter, leave twitter to the pros, telling people irl he has a blue check, ragging on obvious shitpost anon accounts for no followers, just got retweeted by xyz how’s your day going? Muh reach, changing the world with muh twitter, muh tweet saved abortion in Argentina, 5k to his lawyer sharks to beg for that specific account back etc etc. twitter made him absolutely insufferable. He was still retarded before then based on the mustang forums screenshots but twitter made his head even fatter.

Wonder what his life would’ve looked like if he’d never started tweeting.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I’m not giving up on fatboy for LOTY 2024 yet, I mean Wreckita has to either sober up, meaning he mostly stops being funny, or he gets jailed, meaning he mostly stops being funny, right?
Come on piggy, you can do this. Don’t let the non-practicing lawyers win! #DLTNPLW
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If he gets arrested this year for the self-swats, that would be more than enough to put him ahead of Rekieta. Given all the media tours he did before Mr. Filion got caught, it would almost certainly make national news.
 
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Pepperonified said:
If he gets arrested this year for the self-swats, that would be more than enough to put him ahead of Rekieta. Given all the media tours he did before Mr. Filion got caught, it would almost certainly make national news.
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I don't think the self-swatting would have nearly as much traction as the Nick's arrest. Patrick doesn't have kids and he's a literally who. He would have to be caught as part of the SFWA pedo conspiracy for him to overtake Rackets.
 
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Tablet County said:
I don't think the self-swatting would have nearly as much traction as the Nick's arrest. Patrick doesn't have kids and he's a literally who. He would have to be caught as part of the SFWA pedo conspiracy for him to overtake Rackets.
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Even without the trust fund rackets built up enough fandom that if he spent the money wisely he could've bought the house he lives in now. Patrick only has a mortgaged half hovel. They're not the same level of popularity and Pat's downfall would not be as impactful outside of Newtonian physics (because he's fat).
Even if he got busted for self swatting I think he would need to have a successful streaming career or something similar for his implosion to rack up enough votes, and Patty just doesn't have what it takes to be successful at being entertaining like that or anything other than persuading a couple of publishers to pay him unreasonably large advances.
Rick is unfortunately doomed to be a niche lolcow because the literary world of Fonald Dump is too highbrow for mainstream access. He can only take the win in a slow year, so here's to a speedy trial for rackets that concludes before 2025.
 
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They're not the same level of popularity
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They really aren't. There's no documentaries being made about Nick, he's just a rich asshole addict, there are documentaries about Fat Rick and there's Pat posting all over the place spreading on its own. There's no way to keep up with the self destruction right now but there isn't really anywhere else to go when this is done, most likely prison will be enjoyed or his life will be over leaving Rick to be the not winning idiot against someone else next year.
 
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New arc incoming, even leftists hate Pat! He is absolutely stuck on this Israel/Palestine shit. His narcissistic brain can't handle the fact that to pick one side will mean the other side condemns you. He tries to do the "W-well both sides actually" but isn't smart enough to pull off such nuance. Enjoy the shark tank, Pat!
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Great smooth brain move by 1997ToyotaTacoma not even linking to the KF OP
 
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I'm afraid the self-swatting angle isn't real. Pay will fake a supposed bomb threat to a hotel but not actually follow-up with just a damn call. Torswats was fucking with Sektur figures for kicks, he threw out the Tomlinson name for kicks.

The only things counter to this are the actual MPD lawsuit - but why would he tell torswats? Maybe this harebrained idea flowed from a 17 year old to an obese litigant.

I don't know about the crypto wallet angle, if there are real proofs there, I'll withdraw this post but until then you can sit tight and enjoy 3rd place in the next LOTY awards, stalker children.
 
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Pepperonified said:
If he gets arrested this year for the self-swats, ... it would almost certainly make national news.
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Just getting the judge to assign costs, costs including the police time to noggin jog through the data to present would do the same.

For a man who denied $80k+, seemingly didn't pay for the law dogs the 1st go round and worked to NOT pay for his daughter having to PAY the ACAB-oinking oppressors will be some melodic squealing on Pat's part.

Patrick can still be cow-o-da-year but it'll need the judge to play his part.
 
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