Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

[Dude Snakes]

No, it started out fun.

Now it's horrifying.

 

[FederalInvestigation]

No, it started out fun.

She found another host. F.

This is a silly side chat containment thread about people who destroyed their own lives being hosts for a demon (or angel, depending on your point of view I guess) it's just jokes.

Everyone knows a demon didn't make Dame Pesos a tranny chaser, watching Ralph's marriages fail did.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Probably unpopular opinion but I truly feel Dylan Mulvaney got overtaken. All cows that seem to get possessed go into a cool down period while things start to rev up to astronomical proportions. Dylan is giving rhat vibe, ans he has more reason to accept it. He wants power, attention and fame, all things Chris originally wanted, so he's already perfect.
Chris Tyson was already rich, already famous, and had a wife and kid. The only
real sign of retardation was the trooning out. Likely for even more attention, but doubtful to get famous over, it seems mostly to be a sexual thing.
Dylan, though? He's hanging out with a nonbinary weirdo who is very obviously a pedo/pedo supporter, Dylan is quickly degrading in appearance in a similar way as Chris, where it looks like his life is draining out of him (and he's only in his mid to late 20's!)
The big bud light fiasco and his response to it cinched it for me. If you haven't already, look at his reaction to "haters and my 15 minutes of fame" or whatever the fuck he titled it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

If it happened more than once that's already over 84 years, and it multiplies by 42 each time if it gets to here which it presumably does. The number may be large, but it is NOT inapplicable.

I just did the math. If it starts from chris' birth it's 4200 years right now if it's the typical instance of this kind of thing where we've been in the shit for awhile. Any potentially aware loopers able to testify to this being the right number? Or are you all too high?

where it looks like his life is draining out of him (and he's only in his mid to late 20's!)

Dylan Mulvaney has looked middle aged for years now and it fucking shocks me that he's somehow fucking younger than me. Plastic surgery and drugs have only enhanced that skinwalker look he has going on. No I don't mean like pretending to be someone else type I mean like "thing took his skin and is wearing it" kinda shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine being KING of the Sektur but the most active thread in YOUR SUBFORUM is about the demon that absconded you and abandoned you in Meheecoh.

Sad! PATHETIC!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Did we ever get an explanation for why the seal was on the site, and why it was removed? I never noticed it to begin with, but I don't think the seal is inherently evil. It's purpose was to contain a demon, not release one. The one in the letter was broken by being burned, implying that the demon was no longer contained.

If the seal on the site has anything to do with anything, I would think its removal was the problem, not that it was there to begin with.

Was it there while new accounts were disabled, and removed when they were allowed again?

It only contains Demons when its created properly.
Without the proper creation and focus, all the sigils are right but it has none of the purifying energy that its ritual creation imbues it with.
The sigils are shapes that are recognizable to Demons. It makes them take notice, but without the will, the intent, and the purification needed to make it properly, you're just putting up a spotlight to something you might not want noticing you.

An improperly made Seal is worse than no Seal.

 

[????]

>inb4 the fifth victim of the medallion will summon the god hand
mamma mia

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Sonichu is now available in Shin Megami Tensei.

 

[Temperance]

Friends, I bring grave news... I just remembered that the RalphaRelics are out there. Harry Morris shipped them out to a-logs and Sektur members all over the world! I wonder what kind of havoc these demon-touched relics have wrought since then?



Couple examples of the relics being sent out to Sektur members:

Add Southern Dago and Rackets to the list of happy customers from Harry's Fire Sale:

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It's been a wait but I can now finally reveal the final resting place of Ralph's used jizz towel.
I have purchased it and had it shipped to America's #1 Cum Hunting Enthusiast, Nicholas J. Fuentes.

Most concerning of all...

A new relic has been discovered! It's been revealed that Cog & Dan mailed the shirt Dan wore when he beat Ralph in Portugal to Vickers as a Christmas present. The shirt still is covered in Ralph's blood.

A shirt stained with the Blood of the Gunt, shed during the Ragepig's humiliating defeat! This unholy relic is surely dripping with malice and demonic energy.

And Matthew Vickers had the hubris to frame it and hang it up in his home! Is it a coincidence that Vickers then went full lolcow and ended up broke and divorced about a year later?

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

It only contains Demons when its created properly.
Without the proper creation and focus, all the sigils are right but it has none of the purifying energy that its ritual creation imbues it with.
The sigils are shapes that are recognizable to Demons. It makes them take notice, but without the will, the intent, and the purification needed to make it properly, you're just putting up a spotlight to something you might not want noticing you.

An improperly made Seal is worse than no Seal.

I am just going to say this this even my favorite autistic occultist who has touched on few magical systems says Don't touch the demon shit. I think thats the only thing he agrees with the fundies.

There are so many magical systems out there that are better than fucking with demons even enochian and wicca systems are better because you aren't indebting your soul and the next few incarnations to fucking demons and misery. Seriously just go fuck with something else.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

it feels wrong to sell and buy a Sonichu medallion not made by Chris, even more wrong to 3D print or otherwise mass produce them
Everyone who has been cursed by the medallion wore a false one
They are not cursed by the medallion itself, they are cursed for worship of false idols

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Friends, I bring grave news... I just remembered that the RalphaRelics are out there. Harry Morris shipped them out to a-logs and Sektur members all over the world! I wonder what kind of havoc these demon-touched relics have wrought since then?

We should probably check on all the Kiwis who have the silver kiwifarms coin. I know silver is usually anti spirits and all but you never know.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

It only contains Demons when its created properly.
Without the proper creation and focus, all the sigils are right but it has none of the purifying energy that its ritual creation imbues it with.
The sigils are shapes that are recognizable to Demons. It makes them take notice, but without the will, the intent, and the purification needed to make it properly, you're just putting up a spotlight to something you might not want noticing you.

An improperly made Seal is worse than no Seal.

You can really see that in the shift in the medallions produced pre-Goddess arc and after.

From the CWCki:

Chris upgraded his medallion in June 2017 to include Sonichite, by placing a painted sticker on the back of it, channeling Pokémon's Mega Stone power-up item.

In January 2018, he altered it again, this time to include a Share Crystal, fashioned from a Purple Rupee he had bought at MAGfest.[16] Share Crystals are an integral part of Hyperdimension Neptunia's lore, representing faith in CPU goddesses and allowing them to recharge. Chris had made "Share your shares" a frequent rallying cry when he discovered the game.[17]

LoveYouLongTime noted that around summer 2019, Chris was wearing a pouch of rocks around his neck in addition to the medallion, believing the rocks to have mystical powers[18].

"Once he told me his neck hurts and when I told him it was probably because of his rocks he gave me the 1000 yard stare and I could tell his brain was malfunctioning for a response."

Chris later purchased a set of containers for the stones to hang alongside his medallion.

Clearly, unwittingly or not, he's imbuing the medallions with magickal properties. And it isn't the bullshit that the Boglim uses. No, it's real fucking shit somehow.

I'm certain that a demon, most likely really the "Magi-Chan" entity that Chris claims to be in contact with, is driving the show here. He invited it into his life, and is how its host. Magi-Chan probably is organising a legion of demons to take notice of whoever indulges in those magickal fetishes, and infiltrate their lives too.

Dangerous items, burn them all. Pre-Goddess medallions are likely fine, they don't seem magickal in any way. Otherwise, many more people would've been affected over the years.

 

[Bucephalus]

I've been looking through the Goetia, the Lemegeton ( Lesser Key of Solomon) and the Pseudomonarchia Daemonium

You must not have the right edition. Most printings strike him from the record... for good reason.

Spoiler: ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE

(73.) ſÄŊNIKᴴEṶ.— The Seventy-third Spirit in order is ſäŋnɪkʰeu̯. He beareth no Title save Herald, and appeareth in the form of a Man in body, with the mane of a Lion and face of a Badger. He bringeth Lightning forthward from his finger-tips, and will maketh one's name known far and wide with the terrible Swiftness thereof. He governeth no Spirits, for he haveth no need; his Office is Ruination of the Exorcist's mind and Spirit, and he shall bring them forth without fail. Thou must never make or wear his Seal, nor make graven Images thereof, nor call'st him forth to do thy Bidding, lest his Notice and his Works set upon thine self.

 

[The Lawgiver]

it feels wrong to sell and buy a Sonichu medallion not made by Chris, even more wrong to 3D print or otherwise mass produce them
Everyone who has been cursed by the medallion wore a false one
They are not cursed by the medallion itself, they are cursed for worship of false idols

the unofficial 3d prints seem safe going by everyone else who made or bought them is pretty normal. It's less the nature of creation here and more tied to the intent of how it was passed on. Retika's false medallion for instance was sent with the prime intent of cursing him. A very good (and early) example of how the "false medallions" aren't cursed by their very nature is how Liquid Chris made and wore one and never descended into something similar to the behavior the other recently "cursed" had at any point during his time owning the medallions he made for himself. If anything this curse is less tied to the existence of the medallion or the nature of it's creation, but how it's used.

 

[mindlessobserver]

We should probably check on all the Kiwis who have the silver kiwifarms coin. I know silver is usually anti spirits and all but you never know.

Can confirm that the kiwi coins are powerful wards against malevolent power. I bought two myself and life has never been better. Gave one to my daughter and she stopped having nightmares. True story.

 

[filthypenguin]

Here's my autistic demon identification theory:

Belphegor​

Numbers 25
1 And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab.
2 And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods: and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods.
3 And Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel.

He first shows up in a place called "Shittim" (an appropriate name for the Sonichu temple) and caused people to commit whoredom (matches all known victims, some more than others). He causes people to eat unholy food (matches Chris and Gunt, at least).

Hosea 9:10 I found Israel like grapes in the wilderness; I saw your forefathers as the earliest fruit on the fig tree in its first season. But they came to Baal-peor and devoted themselves to shame, and they became as detestable as that which they loved.

This hits the mark with every victim.

Belfagor arcidiavolo ("Belfagor the archdaemon") is a novella by Niccolò Machiavelli. Wikipedia synopsis:

In Machiavelli's account, Pluto notes that crowds of male souls arrive in Hell blaming their wives for their misery. He summons a parliament, which decides to send the former-archangel-now-archdevil Belfagor to the Earth to investigate.
Belfagor assumes a human form as one Roderigo of Castile, and comes to Florence with a hundred thousand ducats; he marries a woman named Onesta Donati. Soon, her vanity and wasteful spending, combined with the demands of her relatives, reduce him to poverty and debt. He flees imprisonment, pursued by creditors and magistrates; rescued by the peasant Gianmatteo, Belfagor grants his rescuer the power to drive devils out of possessed women – which eventually causes major problems for the peasant himself. In the end, Belfagor gratefully returns to Hell, denouncing the institution of marriage.

This behavior makes sense, especially for Chris Chan and Nick.

Dictionnaire Infernal – Collin de Plancy (1863) (paraphrased)

Known as the demon of discoveries and of ingenious inventions, Belphegor is said to appear as a young girl and to give wealth. He was worshipped by the Moabites as Baalphegor on Mount Phegor. Some rabbis claim that he must be worshipped on a toilet, with offerings being the residue of ones’ digestion. This has led some to conclude that Belphegor is the god Pet (Fart) or “Crepitus,” while others believe that he is Praipus. Selden is cited by Bainier as reporting that human victims are to be offered to him, and that his priests partake of the flesh. Wierus wrote that he always has an open mouth, attributing it to the name Phegor, which according to Leloyer means “crevice” or “split,” and refers to when he was worshipped in caves and people threw him offerings through an air hole.

He's associated with shit and cracks. Chris Chan may have summoned him by shoving the medallion into his shitty crack, and shits himself. Ethan Ralph sharted himself. iDubbbz shits himself. We don't have confirmation that Nick does, but he does take frequent bathroom breaks. Maybe he wasn't fucking April during those breaks, maybe he legitimately has bathroom problems.

This site has this to say:

In his form as a full-fledged demon and servant in Hell, Belphegor was sent to earth by Satan to discover if marital love was real, or a fallacy that could be taken advantage of by his minions. Belphegor searched far and wide, and reported to Satan that he could find none in his travels.

Belphegor is invoked by persons who wish to find fame and wealth through invention, often with as little effort as possible. These wishes, as with almost any demonic invocation, are doomed to fail, because Belphegor’s true mission is to draw the lazy into the sin of Sloth. Through the failure of whatever Belphegor provided to the invoker, he draws them into procrastination and idle dreaming rather than producing, thus damning them.

I don't know what they're sourcing this from, but it seems spot on for Chris.

Finally, I asked ChatGPT to describe what signs you might use to identify victims of Belphegor:

Signs of Belphegor's Influence​

1. Extreme Laziness and Sloth:
   • Procrastination and avoidance of responsibilities.
   • Unwillingness to work or pursue productive activities.
   • Excessive sleeping or spending long periods in bed or on the couch.
2. Obsession with Wealth and Material Comfort:
   • Fixation on gaining wealth without effort, such as through get-rich-quick schemes or gambling.
   • Hoarding money and material possessions.
   • Seeking luxury and comfort to the point of neglecting other aspects of life.
3. Increased Creativity Paired with Corruption:
   • Bursts of creative ideas or projects that are ultimately used for selfish or unethical purposes.
   • Creation of art or inventions that are dark, disturbing, or have corrupting influences.
   • Engaging in deceptive or manipulative behavior to achieve creative goals.
4. Indulgence in Physical Pleasures:
   • Overeating and gluttony leading to further obesity.
   • Sexual promiscuity or indulgence in sexual fantasies and behaviors.
   • Substance abuse, including alcohol and drugs, leading to addiction.
5. Isolation and Social Withdrawal:
   • Gradual withdrawal from social circles, friends, and family.
   • Preference for solitude and isolation to indulge in vices without interference.
   • Paranoia or distrust of others, leading to further social withdrawal.
6. Psychological and Emotional Turmoil:
   • Feelings of despair, hopelessness, or nihilism.
   • Depression and lack of motivation to improve their situation.
   • Sudden mood swings and irritability.
7. Symbolic and Supernatural Signs:
   • Nightmares or disturbing dreams related to wealth, indulgence, or decay.
   • Apparitions or hallucinations of Belphegor’s symbols or presence.
   • Objects around them may mysteriously break or decay, symbolizing moral and spiritual corruption.

I don't think anyone is going to find a closer fit than this.


He's an angry, lazy poop demon that wants woman and destroys marriages.

 

[Procrastinhater]

We should probably check on all the Kiwis who have the silver kiwifarms coin. I know silver is usually anti spirits and all but you never know.

Silver is clean. Its one of the strongest evil spirit repellants, just about all the grimoires that mention it agree.
Silver disks were often used to inscribe sigils on, often under moonlight.
If you think you've attracted the attention of something malevolent, something silver is good to keep on you.
Evil things "flee from its touch".

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Silver is clean. Its one of the strongest evil spirit repellants, just about all the grimoires that mention it agree.
Silver disks were often used to inscribe sigils on, often under moonlight.
If you think you've attracted the attention of something malevolent, something silver is good to keep on you.
Evil things "flee from its touch".

Looks like I'll keep a peace dollar in my pocket at all times now.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You must not have the right edition. Most printings strike him from the record... for good reason.

Spoiler: ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE

(73.) ſÄŊNIKᴴEṶ.— The Seventy-third Spirit in order is ſäŋnɪkʰeu̯. He beareth no Title save Herald, and appeareth in the form of a Man in body, with the mane of a Lion and face of a Badger. He bringeth Lightning forthward from his finger-tips, and will maketh one's name known far and wide with the terrible Swiftness thereof. He governeth no Spirits, for he haveth no need; his Office is Ruination of the Exorcist's mind and Spirit, and he shall bring them forth without fail. Thou must never make or wear his Seal, nor make graven Images thereof, nor call'st him forth to do thy Bidding, lest his Notice and his Works set upon thine self.

Thats interesting.
And somewhat disturbing.
Is that from the Pseudomonarchia?
It reminds me of the descriptions of Andras, particularly the warnings for the summoner, but this ones different.
The name sounds almost Akkadian, its similar to some of the names in the 50 Names of Marduk. I'll have a look soon as I get a chance, all my books with that stuff are locked in a chest in my study and I don't want to get that stuff out out while my family is in the house, I'll do it tommorow as soon as I get a chance.

Do you have a print date for that edition?
I wouldn't mind a Pdf, if you have one, or you have a scanner.

Belphegor

Good catch. Baalphegor goes back to the Moabites and Canaanites that lived in the Holy Land before the Hebrews left Egypt, its a facet of Baal, (hence the name) much like Ashtoreth/Astarte can be traced back to the Babylonian Ishtar, which is the Sumerian/Akkadian Inanna.

These things have had many names over the years.
This seems to fit pretty well with the behaviors and characteristics we've seen.