The Event Horizon - Meta discussion for the Balldoverse Collapse

[breadandcircuses]

I'm upset about some things.

Balldo stole Fatrick's well deserved lolcow of the year award. Now he stole Fatrick's Mister Metokur video.

The only thing worse the Rekieta speed running to being a complete Ralphamale, is that Ethan is now, unequivocally, the better father of the two.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Maybe throw the comicsgate thread in here aswell.

 

[Twinkletard]

I think it would be funny if josh went on to emasculate ralph by making his forum a sub forum of nicks.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Well, there goes my prediction of 5k pages in Nick's thread before the end of may. It's better this way, that thing was unreadable

 

[make_it_so]

Another Tomlinson L after losing LotY: Rekeita got his own dedicated board whereas Tomlinson has to settle with a genre board.

"No, stalker child. This board is temporary, while mine is permanent. I win, enjoy prison."

 

[Captain Ahab]

Fuck them kids. Let them feed themselves.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Does this mean that the BalldoHappenings thread will go back to being Community Happenings?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This Aaron guy has a few tips and tricks. Unfortunately he has to fuck your wife in order to get his recipe book.

He can't even fuck his own wives, why would anyone let them fuck theirs? The man is a cuck, he will die as one now.

Sad that it was needed, but it kinda WAS needed. Rackets was almost a patron saint of the farms at one point, and his downfall is equal parts tragic and epic. Ppl gonna sperg about it. Lots.

Be a good idea to do this with cows going forward if they don't already have a sub going. Once things die down just move everything back to their various areas

 

[Schwarzwald]

Nick's children will be eating like CPS kings tonight!

Thank you, Null.

 

[Latrell Sprewell]

How is Imholte relegated to just a commentator? His wife is one of the few people who may have literally gotten balldo'd, and their association with Rackets played a big role in their impending divorce, that should amount to something.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

Apparently the body cam footage is $3000 dollars. Do I smell a fundraising thread?

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I'm upset about some things.

Balldo stole Fatrick's well deserved lolcow of the year award. Now he stole Fatrick's Mister Metokur video.

The only thing worse the Rekieta speed running to being a complete Ralphamale, is that Ethan is now, unequivocally, the better father of the two.

No, Child. The lolcow to rule them all is having his coronation. Say it with me "Lolcow of the year, 2 years in a row". Enjoy prison!

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I am just requesting from our dear leader two threads Kayla speculation thread and predictions thread

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Congratulations Nick. You had everything a man could desire, except your own lolcow subforum. Now you have that, and soon also a felony conviction. It's amazing what a man can achieve when he just puts his mind to it. What are your next goals? AIDS? Sleeping under a bridge?

 

[R00T]

I am just requesting from our dear leader two threads Kayla speculation thread and predictions thread

I was thinking about this. I want a place to hot gossip about what we think will happen with the trial/divorce and the main thread and the legal thread don’t fit it. I want a betting pool for the sentencings.

 

[thhrang]

Should the Magi-chan and her hosts thread also be moved to this board?

 

[Sector2]

Well shit. Legal Mindset is going over the warrant now, and it appears his kids were the ones to bring it to the pastor. I don't know how long this place will last but should be crack a bottle of whiskey over one of the rafters to set off the fantastic voyage?

Utter destruction. If they didn't take his guns...

 

[Swole McPole]

I don't think Tim Pool fits in here

Pool is absolutely a baldo. That's why he wears the woolly hat.

I'm just kind of surprised Rekieta had an AR. Being a drunk pollack thought he's an AK kind of guy. Or a Kel-Tec Sub2000 kinda fella on account of all the coke and the poor impulse control.

I'm surprised he doesn't own a Daniel Defence or a Honey Badger on the basis that expensive shit is always better than cheap stuff because it owns the poors.

 

[RohnJambo]

Well shit. Legal Mindset is going over the warrant now, and it appears his kids were the ones to bring it to the pastor. I don't know how long this place will last but should be crack a bottle of whiskey over one of the rafters to set off the fantastic voyage?

Hopefully someone leaks the DMs/group chat he mentions.
Sounds spicy.

 

[BitterAlmonds]

Schizo rant:

I predict that Nick wont suffer nearly as many legal troubles as people think. The Chris Chan Tulpa that inhabits him wont let him actually suffer too many consequences before it can destroy more of his life. Chris continuously got away with his antics for years and years allowing him to believe he could get away with anything, causing the depths of his degeneracy to go from being a creepy man child to straight up acting out a Greek tragedy. If Nick is sent to jail or faces a serious repercussion, this will be likely be the end of the spiral. He'll spend a few years in jail, fade from relevancy and perhaps even realize he was in the wrong. But if he gets away from this, if for some reason he makes it out with minimal damage his cycle of narcissism will be reinforced. He will think he can do anything his heart desires, and the final fallout will be even more catastrophic.