Public Sighting May-25-2024 - Chris spotted at Dallas airport

[Ammyterasu]

I would rather hear a symphony of dental drills, nails on a chalkboard, and cats in heat over listening to Chris sing ever again. I can barely stand to hear him speak, let alone sing.

So Need A Cute Girl is unironically pretty good tho.

 

[The Dude]

So Need A Cute Girl is unironically pretty good tho.

I really worry about some of you. I truly do.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I can barely stand to hear him speak

I can't even stand to hear his voice. No male should sound like that.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I really worry about some of you. I truly do.

Actually you'd be amazed with someone with actual talent can do with it.

 

[The_Luck_Boy]

I can't even stand to hear his voice. No male should sound like that.

The airport video is especially grating, the stress sigh sounds he's trying to growl like a cat.

 

[Isvarn]

What if he went that far. How the fuck does he still get enough money for that bullshit. Or is American flying that cheap.

 

[A Grey Cat]

What if he went that far. How the fuck does he still get enough money for that bullshit. Or is American flying that cheap.

There's a reason media makes a ton of spirit airways jokes. It's the equivalent of the cheapest rides hare option you can take which includes picking up another passenger

 

[Male Idiot]

Hope Chris will prosuce some milk with a twitter pony spergout or two. Good to see our pet retard is still at it.

 

[James Brown]

There's also the idea that Chris, being Chris, had the wrong idea about traveling in disguise and so got the biggest, heaviest thing he could find to cover himself with. His entire psyche runs off of pop culture and so the idea he's copying what he's seen in the media about somebody trying to hide in plain sight isn't out of the question.

Agreed, he'd be wearing this in the middle of Death Valley if need be. My spidey senses still say layover purely because I've only ever heard of people using it as a layover. It's weird he's only being spotted in transit and not at the cons he's supposedly going to, especially after getting put on blast with Flutter only a few month(s) ago. Is he visiting someone with a private residence?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Agreed, he'd be wearing this in the middle of Death Valley if need be. My spidey senses still say layover purely because I've only ever heard of people using it as a layover. It's weird he's only being spotted in transit and not at the cons he's supposedly going to, especially after getting put on blast with Flutter only a few month(s) ago. Is he visiting someone with a private residence?

It's why I think he was visiting Caden.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

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Straight up sounds like NPC dialogue.

>[interact]
>"Hmm... aahh! Young undead, I'm not acknowledging you right now."
>[interact]
>"..."

 

[King Kiwi]

It's why I think he was visiting Caden.

I think Chris really does view Caden (and probably Flutter) as the closest thing he has to family.

We're going on years now and they seem to be solidifying themselves in Chris's life more permanently as time goes on.

I wonder what these guys get up to when they're together nowadays; Chris hasn't mentioned his Poly fam in quite a while.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think Chris really does view Caden (and probably Flutter) as the closest thing he has to family.

We're going on years now and they seem to be solidifying themselves in Chris's life more permanently as time goes on.

I wonder what these guys get up to when they're together nowadays; Chris hasn't mentioned his Poly fam in quite a while.

Oh cripes no...I really hope it's nothing more than the friend zoning Chris has claimed it to be.

 

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I wonder what these guys get up to when they're together nowadays

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

As bad as airlines are, I can't imagine that there'd be a connecting flight from Finland to Dallas, when his final destination is in Virginia

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

As bad as airlines are, I can't imagine that there'd be a connecting flight from Finland to Dallas, when his final destination is in Virginia

I put zero stock into the Finland autism, but I'd imagine if he was taking an international flight anywhere, he would be in Richmond. Dallas makes no sense, unless of course, he was taking a flight to a destination in the US.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He didn't cut his hair, it's tucked into the hat. He has never kept up with his roots, that's why they aren't blue. (Credit for this post to Mrs Bill).

 

[The Dude]

I put zero stock into the Finland autism, but I'd imagine if he was taking an international flight anywhere, he would be in Richmond. Dallas makes no sense, unless of course, he was taking a flight to a destination in the US.

Yeah, the Finland retardation is getting old. It's just as likely as "Julie" being from "Moldovia" or wherever the fuck it was. It needs to die a quick death.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah, the Finland retardation is getting old. It's just as likely as "Julie" being from "Moldovia" or wherever the fuck it was. It needs to die a quick death.

Yeah, Finland. Probably first thing they came up with

 

[MG-34]

Redditor was such a a pussy, he spilled his spaghetti to Chris Chan of all people. Zoomer weens are so disappointing.