DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Mr. Business Degree is just hankering to buy SF6 for the third time.
He may as well buy a new fightstick and monitor to take advantage of the zero lag/button delay while he's at it. He really wants to improve the viewers experience by losing under a totally new set of circumstances.
That's a thread in itself:
"What excuses would Phil have on a 'future proof' PC?"
 
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According to the That Being Said podcast, Phil deleted a tweet yesterday when it was posted to a detractor's discord.

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in this tweet Phil says he is horny right now because of a bunch of hot young girls and he is responding to a now deleted tweet of his ex Panda Lee.
Archives of the tweet: (Archive 1) (Archive 2)

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Under the replies of the tweet, a clip was posted where Phil multiple times says "17 year old side boob" and in the end of the clip says "this is great".
I posted these a couple months back






 
Sooooo, with the WWEC, Phil likely had the weekly characters already from the $900 earlier in the week. He was at something like rank 55 on the weekly leaderboards. Yesterday during the day he spent another $900....just to move up the leaderboard that is being reset!

$900 for nothing!
$1725 for the week according to TJ_Gamebox
 
Damn. That alone would have been enough for a decent Gaming PC. But yeah buy me a Gaming Rig guys. I need it and I don't have money for it
 
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Oh gahd here we go um......NO you lame brain piece of dumb fucking shit do you want the king to die of heat stroke that's an AMD processor morahn those things are designed to overheat and it's already a sweltering 68 degrees do you know how much hotter it'll be if he's using that to play sf6 it'll be as hot as chernobyls core when it's running at full power probably because dumbfuck Phil doesn't know anything about tweaking settings and optimization and also when he plays he can't wear the vest because he gets sweaty like any fat person does when taking a shit. Come on man you gotta work on your critical thinking skills...sound good? Ok.
 
Not even a bad prebuilt. The 7800X3D is pretty great for 1080p gaming and even 1440p

All he needs to do is to stop paying scopely FOR A MONTH, er even less.
One WWEC event skipped and Philipo could have that system completely in the clear and paid (not to mention write the entire amount off for his TAHXES)
 
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All he needs to do is to stop paying scopely FOR A MONTH, er even less.
That's why I LOVE that he gets more in tips than "YouTube" funds, as one goes right to Scopely within a week and the other is delayed and typically sunk into actually bills.

So instead of laughing at what he spend, I'm going to really laugh at what he could have done with $1700:
  • Payment towards high APR unsecured debt (credit cards)
  • Payment towards long-term debt (IRS payoff, extra towards mortgage)
  • Gaming PC
  • Gaming monitors so that he can stop playing in his goofy ass setup
  • New dishwasher
  • Fixed plumbing in "broken" bathroom
  • Funding towards Rainy day fund equivalent to 2 months Youtube checks
  • Funding towards a vacation
  • Funding towards a 5-day work week (calc the average daily income and fund that * 26, and eventually * 52, and bam, now you transition to a shorter work week)
The fact that Phil doesn't do any of this is the funny part. Biggest detractor will always be himself.
 
Fuck I still remember his "gayming peecee" part picking streams.
He ended up settling on a 3060, Ryzen 5800x or "intel i7" 32 gigs of ram, a boot SSD and a fucking 3-5TB HARD DRIVE for games.

Used to build PCs for LAN events, dude.
7800X3D is top tier CPU, but Phil's mind demands that it's still 2011 with Bulldozer being piles of shit CPUs.
4070 is fine, not like he edits videos or does anything useful.
Dood it doesnt even have a gaming HDD! Debunked!
 
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According to the That Being Said podcast, Phil deleted a tweet yesterday when it was posted to a detractor's discord.

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in this tweet Phil says he is horny right now because of a bunch of hot young girls and he is responding to a now deleted tweet of his ex Panda Lee.
Archives of the tweet: (Archive 1) (Archive 2)

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Under the replies of the tweet, a clip was posted where Phil multiple times says "17 year old side boob" and in the end of the clip says "this is great".
What the absolute fuck, Phil!

It just keeps happening LMAO As if being shit at video games and being an awful human being wasn't enough. Now I see this! This is why Phil is so hilarious to follow! You think he couldn't be anymore of an embarrassment to himself, and he just keeps plummeting! :story:
 
Its been said a million times, but that would be way more respectful than him begging and pleading and scraping to pay his crippling addiction to fucking mobile games. Which also makes his high horse shit that much fucking sadder. Like you dont get to lord over people having too much fun when you fucking beg.
Will you faggots stop trying to make DSP worse than Rekieta? This "man" let his kids go to school hungry and unwashed for several days.

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Best thing DSP ever did was not have kids, and it's why he's a low stakes lolcow.
 
I love that Dsp gets angry and mock the question he gets on his Q&A sessions (Some are detractor trolling trying to stay on the line of what a dent would do). He do that low effort shit every time when he is trying to pad time, how someone could make new questions to this mf that not even left his condo let alone travel or do anything new.
 
Will you faggots stop trying to make DSP worse than Rekieta? This "man" let his kids go to school hungry and unwashed for several days.

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Best thing DSP ever did was not have kids, and it's why he's a low stakes lolcow.
I actually enjoy DSP being a low stakes lolcow. To me the fact no kids are getting hurt, no one that matters is suffering makes it a light hearted thread to read compared to the other ones I follow.
 
I actually enjoy DSP being a low stakes lolcow. To me the fact no kids are getting hurt, no one that matters is suffering makes it a light hearted thread to read compared to the other ones I follow.
Exactly, and anybody acting like Rekieta using his money to "have fun" (aka failing as a father to keep his kids safe and healthy) is better than DSP begging online for mobile game money is brainbroken.
 
Will you faggots stop trying to make DSP worse than Rekieta? This "man" let his kids go to school hungry and unwashed for several days.

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Best thing DSP ever did was not have kids, and it's why he's a low stakes lolcow.
You know you've hit rock bottom when DSP can dunk on you and it'd be considered Phail punching down. Seems Rek-Yetta doesn't quite think that he hit rock bottom yet since he's blaming those damn Kiwifarts, fat fuck PPP and Tardski for forcing him to become a drug-addled Derich-tier sexual degenerate! If only they didn't use astral projection to force his meddling kids to report the neglect they faced to their pastor, Rek-Yetta could still do lines and fuck sloots with his balldo!
 
Will you faggots stop trying to make DSP worse than Rekieta? This "man" let his kids go to school hungry and unwashed for several days.

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Best thing DSP ever did was not have kids, and it's why he's a low stakes lolcow.


Who is saying DSP is worse than Rekieta? People are just taking exception to him ghoulishly dunking on others who he feels personally crossed him as usual.

DSP is a lolcow's lolcow. He is to other lolcows what lolcows are to actual criminals. Lolcows tend not to commit as many and as serious crimes as run of the mill criminals. Although many do commit serious crimes The bad things they do tend to be more social more and influence based. In the same manner DSP tends not to get into as much rl trouble as other lolcows. Largely because he's a hermit. But in terms of the negative influence he exerts in so many areas from game design to drama among his fans and detractors and generally being a microcosm of everything wrong in modern gaming he's unparalleled.

It is like the Kardashians vs a boil on your ass. The boil on your ass is definitely much worse for you and your family but DSP has probably poisoned society as a whole more through his influence. But nobody is seriously arguing the former is worse than the latter. Especially if you have the latter.
 
Will you faggots stop trying to make DSP worse than Rekieta? This "man" let his kids go to school hungry and unwashed for several days.

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Best thing DSP ever did was not have kids, and it's why he's a low stakes lolcow.
DSP is the definition of a safe lolcow. He's kind of boring and you know if you come back three months down the line there he'll be doing the same beg he was doing three months ago with nothing really exciting outside of the bankruptcy and fat wife. This isn't a bad thing, in that you know you're always going to get what you want out of him, but some people get way way too worked up about Phil for pretty much no reason.

People seem to take him not really being invested in games personally and he's been called one of the most evil cows before lmao. Instead they should just be laughing at the fat balding man being unable to play games after doing it professionally for 15 years.
 
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