Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Darwin Watterson]

I am ashamed of how Maddox has treated Dick and I hope he eventually owns up to his hypocrisy the same way he has owned up to being behind The Alphabet of Manliness, as misguided as his new leaf is. However, this Madcucks is the most try-hard, autistic attempt at satire I've ever seen.

The reddit posts are funnier than the videos in my opinion

 

[LettuceMan]

As many have said before, it's funny how Maddox was afraid of Dick ruining his brand when the most damage was caused by himself.

Or himself by influence of his girlfriend if I'm reading these recent events correctly. Chump syndrome is the biggest problem in the universe VOTE IT UP PEOPLE.

 

[AnOminous]

As many have said before, it's funny how Maddox was afraid of Dick ruining his brand when the most damage was caused by himself.

He couldn't have embarrassed his brand more than by turning into a total pussy.

 

[Zhoban]

He posted a new video today about Halloween costumes being sexy... it's entirely one-note. He knows bettter.

 

[sawbones]

I thought you guys were talking about this Maddox:

 

[millais]

Maddox is now partnering with an app called "Candid" that promotes itself as a platform for anonymous free speech, but is actually used to collect data for devising algorithms to automatically detect and censor undesirable statements and opinions. He's not the only prominent internet figure being paid to shill for this product (political youtube commentators, Armoured Skeptic and ShoeOnHead have also partnered with Candid), but this pretty much falls in line with his current anti-free speech stance of mass-deleting critical comments on his subreddit and facebook.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Maddox is now partnering with an app called "Candid" that promotes itself as a platform for anonymous free speech, but is actually used to collect data for devising algorithms to automatically detect and censor undesirable statements and opinions. He's not the only prominent internet figure being paid to shill for this product (political youtube commentators, Armoured Skeptic and ShoeOnHead have also partnered with Candid), but this pretty much falls in line with his current anti-free speech stance of mass-deleting critical comments on his subreddit and facebook.

I sure hope it's not that bad. I still like the latter two.

 

[Null]

I sure hope it's not that bad. I still like the latter two.

you like the youtube attention whore who rides muslim sugardaddy cock? jesus christ.

 

[*Asterisk*]

you like the youtube attention whore who rides muslim sugardaddy cock? jesus christ.

Which video's this?

 

[Petronella]

I think the only one he cares about is the girl he's dating. Seems he changed his beliefs on everything right around the time she came into the picture. If she was a Trump-loving, right-wing basher of SJWs, Maddox would be one too.

The best part is that a few years ago Maddox did an April Fool's prank where he claimed he was going to become what we would now consider an SJW because of his girlfriend. Looks like we've come full circle.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Spoiler: Watch out, folks! Maddox lives life on the edge!

Spoiler: Makes me think of this

 

[vertexwindi]

I have to say she's right. 38 is way too old to be spamming your mum with pictures.

 

[Quijibo69]

I have to say she's right. 38 is way too old to be spamming your mum with pictures.

I thought he was way older than that, more like 48 years old.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I thought he was way older than that, more like 48 years old.

Nah, I always saw him as someone in his thirties. usually people like him are their most "pro-Social Justice" around their 20s-30s.

I just had no idea he was nearing 40. I always expected him to be in his early-mid 30s. This revelation makes it even sadder.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I thought he was way older than that, more like 48 years old.

It's very hard to determine the correct age of a Toydarian.

 

[TakeDownMan]

At the time of this post:

• Dick is making over $13k a month. More than most doctors for 2-3 hours of work a week.
  
• Asterios is making $1.6k a month. Monthly it's minimum wage, but when you consider he's just doing this in his free time, not bad.
• Even Madcucks is making $71 dollars a month for just shit posting and trolling Maddox despite Maddox's bitch boy Jesse (who makes $0 for his podcast) mass flagging the patreon taking it down for a few weeks.

Maddox is doing this FULL time. Maddox is spending 40+ hours 'maintaining' a 'brand'. From the release of biggest problem in the universes financials we know the ad spots make a max of $500 a month + commission (assuming he's pulling the same numbers). Social blade has him making $824 max monthly $51 minimum. On Patreon he's making $364. The last successful book he had was 10+ years ago.

Maddox, trying his hardest working full time on making the 'Maddox' brand profitable quitting a comfy possition at a call center is making between $915 - $2,188 monthly before Commiefornia takes taxes and cost for running his shit.

You know this is eating Maddox up on the inside.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Spoiler: Watch out, folks! Maddox lives life on the edge!

Spoiler: Makes me think of this

This isn't a troll account cutting him down a peg?

He posted this on his own account? Voluntarily?

His mother should've left his father for a Turk when she had the chance.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

This isn't a troll account cutting him down a peg?

Nope, this is legit him. He's even friends with this account on his "George Schnoz" one. It's his "public" account.

 

[millais]

So I guess this means Maddox's mom won't be delivering him his soup and correspondence any time soon?

 

[Null]

I actually thought the same thing as Asterick when I saw that. What a buffoon. Leave your mother alone; she can't save your shitty site.