Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[boxybum]

How did she get so far in life being so fucking stupid. She thinks that eating a container of beans with bread for breakfast is going to magically change her eating habits. Instead of eating less and counting calories she decides to cram in tons of 'healthy' food.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Did she explain why she's suddenly bringing up french when she's in the middle east?

It would be hilarious if Gunt caught Shitboy swiping right on ladies while his profile was set to France, which led to a fight and Gunt losing interest to stream hence the lengthy spell between uploads recently, and now is trying to upsell herself as a super-desirable French woman for Shitboy's "pleasure" post make-up (complete with Gunt threatening to leave and Shitboy soothing her by buying her a takeout meal for 6).

I'm sure the real reason is much more boring, in keeping with Kuwait arc standards.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I don’t know if it slipped cuties mind but her waxing poetic about her French daddy is a little disingenuous. Sarault is her mother’s family name, her dad loved her so much he didn’t give her his last name? I don’t know about the alcoholic sperm donor’s heritage but her French last name is from her mother’s side.

 

[Schmooo]

New vlog: 'WEIGH-IN AND MORE HEALTH ARC VLOG"

“Like I’m not eating nachos, no way. Who knows what’s in that orange dye…”
…says the swine who ate a bunch of skin-care products because they smelled like food.

“What seem to be da provlem
wit your eateen habit.”​

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I actually tried the strategy of adding healthy foods cause at one time I couldn’t give up my addictions and it actually did crowd out the bad foods over time cause I was too full to eat them and then finally getting some actual nutrition in helped me have energy to cook the healthy foods and not rely on fast easy shit food. So if she’s doing that with that in mind it will work but not if she’s just eating the food without the aim of eventually eating less calories like she’s eating the healthy food as some sort of magic health supplement and still eating crap, then she’ll be fatter than ever.

Sorry for giving first hand info I’m not tryingvti
Power level or make it my journal I just happen to have some first hand experience that might be applicable to understand it better.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

I don’t know if it slipped cuties mind but her waxing poetic about her French daddy is a little disingenuous. Sarault is her mother’s family name, her dad loved her so much he didn’t give her his last name? I don’t know about the alcoholic sperm donor’s heritage but her French last name is from her mother’s side.

Sarault is her mother's maiden name. She knows that.

Here is an old pic of her bio dad:



And a pic of a pillow from his new family's house:



So her dad's last name is Lamenes? Lameness?

I don't know any French. I just remember seeing these pics years ago on here.

But Chantal said her dad's last name is "Very French."

 

[goat sneed]

I'm watching a clip of the "breakfast" that Scatman brought her and she's just managing to choke it down. She has the same look on her face she had when she tried the edamame that came with that meal-for-four sushi. "It tastes like sadness." I expect her to blow very soon. The pleasure center in her brain will not stand for this.

If there's one thing cutie likes, it's whole foods.

How long until Stage 2?

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

LOL “Lameness” is the perfect last name for Gunt.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So her dad's last name is Lamenes? Lameness?

PMSL, I always thought “The Lameness” was a comment about having a cushion like that. Sort of like “Live, love, laugh” lame.

 

[First_Realization30]

How did she get so far in life being so fucking stupid. She thinks that eating a container of beans with bread for breakfast is going to magically change her eating habits. Instead of eating less and counting calories she decides to cram in tons of 'healthy' food.

Has she ever tried ozempic? I can't remember. I remember her trying some diabetes medication years ago, was probably metformin and she stopped due to a minor complaint

And a pic of a pillow from his new family's house:

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Just the of us 4 the lameness lol. Shouldn't they just call themselves the lamenes' or possibly the lameneses

Does she ever speak to her half brothers? Or her dad?

Edit just looked up last names and looks like the name would be Lamene? But then why add two s on the end?

Ancestry dot com says "The Lamene family name was found in Canada in 1911. In 1911 there were 2 Lamene families living in Alberta. This was 100% of all the recorded Lamene's in Canada. Alberta had the highest population of Lamene families in 1911."

Another site adds that it is Enema l backwards

 

[brooky]

Remember when Chantal claimed that French speaking guy ran up to her car in traffic to talk to her? She called him on livestream and tried to speak to him in French, and they could not understand each other. She rolled her eyes and hung up.

I showed that clip to a fully bilingual friend who actually legit did French immersion school for most of her education. She said Chantal is not fluent at all, not even conversant. She just knows some French words. And granted, she knows a lot more French words than I do, but knowing words doesn't mean you speak the language. Meanwhile, her ability to communicate meaningfully in her native English degrades by the fucking day.

I don't know why this is a well Chantal keeps returning to.

1) When someone claims to speak a language, it is easy to verify if it's true. Every time she speaks French it's basic and non-fluent.

2) French Canadians are not glamorous or exotic to other Canadians. Fucking opposite, really.

3) Are French Canadians considered interesting, glamorous, or exotic to non-Canadians? I fucking doubt it. Tell me if I'm wrong!

4) While plenty of Canadians don't speak a lick of French, bragging about speaking French is also not a flex. Like, yeah. We're all taught it in school to some extent. Big fucking accomplishment?

5) She was fired from her last real job in part for not being fluent in French. Guess that immersion schooling really worked!

6) Quebecois sounds really different from Parisian French. If she's trying to impress Francophile Kuwaitis, they're just going to be like, huh? Imagine learning English from the likes of Stephen Fry and then here comes an even fatter Chris Chan bragging about how great he is at "talking" English. Barely recognizable as the same language.

7) She knows actual fluent Quebecois speakers are also online and can easily tear her videos apart, right?

There are so many things Chantal does that baffle me. This is just one. It's reminiscent of a 14 year old girl who took her first trip to France and then made that her personality for two years.

 

[2021lockoutpunishment]

The *only* thing that actually makes perfect sense in gorlworld is the fact that gunts father can’t stand to have anything to do with her. It convinces he could be relatively normal.

 

[Turtlebees]

Chantal is French the same way many locals in my hometown are French; the name is French but no one in the family has spoken French as a first language in a generation or more. Or, sometimes, one parent is francophone but the primary language at home is English. She sounds very much like an anglophone who did a couple of years of late immersion and spoke English at all other times. But ... I also know several folks who 'lost' their French after leaving French school despite growing up speaking both constantly. For first language English speakers it's choosing to switch to the anglophone school district*, or to drop out of French immersion, for high school that was often the culprit. Use it or lose it.

So maybe Chantal let her French proficiency slip to the point where she thinks in English while talking or Chantal may just be really fucking stupid so managed to come out of eight years of legit French schooling with the bilingual skills of a two to three years of late immersion anglo.

Spoiler: Canuck French beyond Quebec

Canadian French outside Quebec is often much more English-tinged than the Quebecois version. In some areas of Canada speaking French was actively discouraged for older generations, which is where many of those anglo families with French Canadian names and connections to French Catholic churches originate. Plus, these French communities often exist within or alongside English majority territory, meaning English proficiency is necessary. Add in popular entertainment being mostly English unless you want to be a snob who gets really into Quebec artists and, well, the English is everywhere.

Where I live, for example, many people slip between French and English phrasing without thinking about it, often mangling both languages. It's common to substitute nearly identical English words for properly conjugated French ones. It is better than it was, but I say that after listening to a pair of teens chatting ten minutes ago and they were including whole English phrases mid-sentance.

* Here, as in where I am but I suspect the same is true of Ontario, if you have a nominally French parent but speak English you can attend school in the French district. Many families take advantage of this as it's the easiest way to help an anglophone kid be fluently bilingual (which is important for employment in any bilingual part of Canada).

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Has she ever tried ozempic? I can't remember. I remember her trying some diabetes medication years ago, was probably metformin and she stopped due to a minor complaint

Are French Canadians considered interesting, glamorous, or exotic to non-Canadians? I fucking doubt it. Tell me if I'm wrong!

Nah, you're right. I was raised to see French Canadians as basically the worst of both those nationalities. All the chain-smoking, rude, superiority-complex attitudes of the French without any of the Canadian hospitality or friendliness. In other words, yeah she's a total French Canadian.


Wow, well I guess now I know who clicks on those Facebook ads for this trash. This kind of thing is the worst iteration of the Live, Laugh, Love decor.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

The *only* thing that actually makes perfect sense in gorlworld is the fact that gunts father can’t stand to have anything to do with her. It convinces he could be relatively normal.

Did she bring up her dad before or after the snowflake thing dropped? That song it starts with about daddy issues could have triggered her to make up lies to make it sound better

 

[Schmooo]

LOL “Lameness” is the perfect last name for Gunt.

Okay, I’m no Chantal newbie, but I’m fucking confused.

I know that Sarault is Chantal’s maternal family name, but she sure did make it sound in her latest that Sarault is her father’s surname.

Then she clearly states that her mom’s family are English and Irish, so how come the French name? Were Smee and dad actually married when Chantal was spawned? I’ve never understood why/how Chantal went by “Sarault.”

And her father’s surname is LAMENESS? You cannot cook this shit up with a cookbook.

Next time I pay for a month of Ancestry I might do a little digging.

Her father's name is Normand Lemesse (which is funnier than Lameness anyway)

Thanks fren! Don’t know how I managed to miss this info.

Has she ever tried ozempic? I can't remember. I remember her trying some diabetes medication years ago, was probably metformin and she stopped due to a minor complaint

You really have a skill for ignoring advice around here. Fuck off.

 

[Turkey Pepperette]

Chantal Olive Marie Sarault Lameness. The jokes write themselves, friends. The jokes write themselves.

 

[a hapless toad]

The Lameness pillow is a bad Photoshop ffs.

Her father's name is Normand Lamesse (which is funnier than Lameness anyway). See below.

Since our beloved extremely high calorie human is giving us a little bit of a dry spell after last nights embarrassing display at THE ONE night market, I thought I'd share something with the thread. The majority of this information was given to me by someone who found it, felt it should be out there but didn't want to be associated with the sharing of the information.

We remember that single picture of her father that Chantal shared via IG one Father's Day in the not so distant past, before she declared to Kuwait that she had no father in her life.



Well, some digging by my source was prompted from this standard for the era baby announcement complete with taken in the hospital newborn pic.

Hotel Dieu is a hospital in Kingston, ON.

Some digging into which school the town bicycle aka Kim Landry (nee Sarault) was done (General Vanier Secondary School), bringing us to this site. A cross reference of people named Norm came up with only one age appropriate result - Normand Lamesse.



A google search of his name brought up this obituary of his mother, listing the bereaved son and his new wife as "Normand Lamesse (Rachel Bancroft) of Belle River" and references her grandchild Chantal.



Through this information, the facebook page of his wife was found (nothing found for him) and also provided us the remainder of the image that Chinny shared on IG (she chopped out her half brothers) as well as a clear indication that she is not a part of this newer family unit. Oh and take a look at those boys now - thankfully not taking after their half sister!



In July of 2016 Normand lived at 1 Lefebvre Avenue Cornwall Ontario Canada K6H 5G3 613-936-8719 and was born March 17, 1964.



Duckduckgo was kind enough to lead me in the direction of his employment with the Technical Standards and Safety Authority.


A little treat from the person who brought me this information:



Also a potential link between families - Rachel (Norms new wife) has a sister who is married to a Landry as found via this obituary.

Either way, looks like Normand made out good and left Kim holding the bag.



Now what was she saying about her alcoholic father?

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

He looks like a greasy child rapist.

Salah looks even more like Pee now!

She apparently said that he shaved his beard because he found bugs in it , , WTF , what the fuck has he been doing to get bugs in his beard , or should I say, who the fuck has he been doing, ? , . This raises the dirty Arab bastard to a whole new level of vomit inducing disgusting freak of nature.
I have never hear of anyone just getting bugs in their beard , they also will be infesting his hair, her hair ,. , if he has got them, she probably will have them too in her baby bird fluff , she said she only wears the hijab on camera or when they are out . He turns my stomach anyway but this is a whole new level of disgust to add to his shite, pizz and rape fetish.
They truly are a perfect match.

I floated the idea of Chantal possibly catching a vector-borne disease, like bartonella or borellia, bacterial and deadly, often antibiotic resistent. Sure, it's kinda unlikely, but we can dream, eh? Fleas carry many deadly illnesses. But it can take years to slowly die a painful death from bartonella brain rot. One would be sick at first, a summer flu, then get better. But still have a myriad of different health issues that mimic other health issues. So very difficult to diagnose. Then organ failure causes death after a number of years being infected.

 

[Hijabpeejob]

You know how they say that when you're dying your life flashes before your eyes? Chantal's whole YouTube channel is arguably the most prolonged, public death ever witnessed. We circle back, again and again, on themes that were important to the sack of lethargic, immovable lump's "life" highlights. They morph and transform as her brain deteriorates.

Deadbeat dads transition from fat to thin, addict to support, as her mind deteriorates. Cousins emerge and fade with the Canadian snowbanks. I feel like we're living/dying with her in her fever dreams as she withers in the desert heat. We're all living in a confusing mirage and will wake up and Dan's dead and Chantal is sitting alone, despondently on an empty couch (except Rosanne was much thinner and prettier and we're all just going to wake up to a dead lump in a circus tarp, and nobody will care.)