Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Shit really? Are we being scammed?

That was my immediate thought. Hopefully Null is dealing directly with the state and not an intermediary.

 

[moocow]

Hung in place of hanged is an American thing right? If Hollywood had taught me anything its that they said "Hung from the neck until dead" during Cowboy times and all that.

Nope. It's "hanged." Hollywood is filled with illiterate degenerates.

A handful of dictionaries have made this mistake over the years too, but they were curated by retards. Probably people who didn't like having that mistake pointed out to them. "Oh yeah, smart guy? I'll just make it correct in my dictionary!"

what if someones dick was hanged while they were hung while be hanged? while he also hanged a hung hanged man hanged from his hung hanged dick?

Go to your room and think about what you've done.

 

[JackoVerde]

Obviously having your older kids do odd things to help isn't abuse but that clearly isn't what we are discussing in this case.

His kids couldn’t do shit.
The house was a mess, dusty, dirty dishes, clothes all over the floor.
My dad had me cleaning up after myself when I was 4 years old, cleaning my room, folding my own laundry.
As I got older, by the time I was 8 I could use the laundry machine, use the vacuum cleaner and such.
We even had a chore wheel.
Nick and Kayla not teaching their kids to keep their house clean without a nanny should be abuse

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I want Josh to do the MST3k treatment to the arrest footage.

When it gets to the part where the deputies get in the house, I better hear "Keith Haring was here!"

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

That was my immediate thought. Hopefully Null is dealing directly with the state and not an intermediary.

Null is going to submit a request through a lawyer and pay whatever they request for their time. This isn't like buying a bootleg in the street.

 

[OnlyHands]

Not sure if this was posted yet, but the child neglect jokes are really making Nick seethe

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What annoys me the most is that I went soft on Rekietas OP. It was written around the "pull up" period. If you actually read the overall subtext of what I wrote, it's a warning about the dangers of being an e-celeb and what awaits those who are not mindful.

Nothing but insults since. The idea that the people on Kiwifarms "cheered this on" is absurd. We were the only people screaming at him to stop. All the Balldo Washers around Rekieta just enabled him. And now that he's finally smacked into the side of the Mountain these same enablers grift off the smoking crater and say "kiwi farms did this".

Sure we did. But you know what, fuck em. I really do hope the detectives used this thread for their probably cause affidavit. Because that means the rekieta kids are no longer living in a crack shack.

We did insane theory crafting for the sake of comedy based on what we could verify as things devolved. Twitter is Cancer and others got banned for being deranged. I don’t give a shit about cheerleading Nick’s demise if it’s because you called it and were mocked

I think a few of us gave Warski some humor to cocaine, but I think most of us assumed he was abusing prescription medication and getting drunk way too much. Kayla was a known pilled out mess for years. Their entire relationship was based on a lie (Nick pretended to be a gay boyfriend).

 

[Young_Griff]

I actually don't think she is. The prosecutor doesn't really need her for anything related to Nick unless she's aware of some enterprise he was running. She might be useful in identifying the dealer who they bought 26 grams of coke from in Minneapolis.

Nick didn't really lie when he said she was visiting. She is, and she could've continued visiting for a month or so until she found an apartment. She certainly isn't a resident of the household. There likely just wasn't enough to bring a proper case at the time.

She was "visiting" until Nick ran out of coke, which due to his trust fund wasn't likely to happen any time soon if not for the arrest. For all intents and purposes she was living there.

 

[Lemondale]

If nick is charged, will drex get the kids?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

This. I dont mean to PL but I've been involved in the foster system/family court for a while and even the most road hardened crack whore will show some emotion when facing a judge regarding their kids. Kayla was oddly indifferent. Imagine you fuck up so bad you're kids are gone and you're sitting in handcuffs in front of a judge on drug and endangerment charges. There's more to this story regarding her than we know now. I cant wait to see the body cam footage.

I think they were still high and coming down.

Not mutually exclusive with what I'm saying. Sorry bro, Nick is a cuck too. Deal with it.

Nick is a cuck. However, Aaron got cucked by a cuck. He is literal Super Cuck. Cuckception. Going on Livestream and then claiming Nick has a limp dick after his wife was stolen from him BY NICK, only adds layers to the Cuckception. This rabbit hole goes deep.

 

[trash cat]

Post from a guy who hosts body cam footage on YouTube for a living says he received 10gb worth of body cam footage from one agency for $60, and another charged him $2.1k. They shouldn't be able to name their price, and it shouldn't cost $3k. FBI charged me $0 for 700 pages I requested. I'd rather pay the lawyer for the same outcome either way personally.
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Josh has one of the foremost foia experts on retainer. I doubt the $3k is some sort of grift by the Kandiyohi officials. But if it was, Josh's lawyer would be one of the first to know.

Realistically compared to a town or police department budget, $3k is not a lot of money. That's basically one guy's employment overhead for two weeks.

Like others have said, it's a ton of footage, it's from the inside of a house with minor children, they've got to go through it and blur specific things by statute, and I'm sure the police want to cross their T's and dot their i's because this is a high profile case.

They are not going to jeopardize their favorable position in this case over the body cams. I suspect they are going to do everything body cam related by the book.

I agree this footage should be free or low cost in principle. Cynically I can understand why it isn't.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Fat faggot weighing in. Gonna try to drag Vic most likely.

Can someone please explain why the frog merchant is going after every single person he can? Like is it his actual goal to make himself the most hated dude online?

 

[Young_Griff]

If nick is charged, will drex get the kids?

No. Next question.

 

[Kromeleon]

What’s the source for Kayla bringing drugs into jail?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

If nick is charged, will drex get the kids?

Only the girls, and only if they think BDSM is something they might want to learn about safely in the future.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

If nick is charged, will drex get the kids?

If Aaron is to be believed, Drex hasn't really been around for ~6 months. I actually don't think he would approve of the swinger shit.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

What’s the source for Kayla bringing drugs into jail?

It's in the Order for Detention.

"While being booked into the jail, KAYLA REKEITA requested that her prescription medication be brought to her. Upon reviewing the prescription bottles for KAYLA REKEITA that were brought to the jail, jail staff found 2 unknown pills and gummies in one of the prescription bottles. These items did not match the prescription on the bottle."

 

[Young_Griff]

If Aaron is to be believed, Drex hasn't really been around for ~6 months. I actually don't think he would approve of the swinger shit.

Drex will happily cuck a man, but he certainly doesn't have any respect for a willing cuck.

 

[Edilg]

What’s the source for Kayla bringing drugs into jail?

The Fox9 story who (I assume) talked to the police.

 

[Neil]

• It began with Kayla and April making out, Nick tried to make a move on April, Aaron freaked out, Nick blamed it on the Molly. Over time Kayla flirted with Aaron and groomed him into this lifestyle.
• Aaron claims April said that women don't cum everytime in general, and didn't mean her. He gives her "good dick".
• Aaron tells Kayla to save herself from Nick.
• Nick and Kayla were unhappy for a long time. Kayla said Nick gaslights her.
• Nick and Kayla have crazy fights, many of them end with Nick hitting himself in the head over and over.
• They all slept in the same bed, Rekietas in the middle. Kids would knock on the door to wake them up, saying they were hungry. Aaron would give them food as the other 3 remained passed out.
• A month into it, the Rekietas came clean to them about all their swinging experiences, including Jamaica.
• Nick had a very traumatic experience where he couldn't get hard after doing coke and molly and had to just watch another man fuck his wife. Cuck confirmed.
• Snow Angel story: After having sex, Aaron and Kayla would go outside and make snow angels. One time, April went outside and asked them if they had anything for Nick, because he couldn't get hard.
• Their nanny quit because she "couldn't do this anymore".
• The house is much dirtier than the cops made it out to be in the report.
• Dirty clothes were strewn everywhere. Clean clothes were in the living room all over the furniture. They'd look for stuff for the kids to wear in the piles.
• Kayla had a theory that "this was all put together so Nick and April could be together". Kayla cried about Nick being an alcoholic. Nick would come in with drinks 10:30 in the morning.
• Kayla started doing all of this because she heard Nick's show and was trying to be the woman she thought he wanted, based on the things he said.
• Parenthood story: After telling them multiple times to not bring drugs to his house, he finds a cocaine container in his couch next to his 4 year old. Aaron would have beaten Nick to an inch of his life if April wasn't there. April went upstairs to console Nick, Kayla stayed with Aaron crying, saying that this was too much and they needed to get clean. Kayla threw an ice tea at Nick. Nick was hitting his own head.
• Nick and Kayla got on a screaming match on Aaron's front yard, Nick was screaming at Kayla to hit him. After they went inside, Kayla told Nick she was faking it everytime they had sex, Nick went crazy.
• April: "I've asked Nick to kill me so many times"
• Kayla said she hated his show, Nick was crying "I'm sorry I'm not a good enough lawyer that this is how I make a living".
• Nick told April "I've never heard Kayla make those noises before" when Aaron and Kayla were having sex lmao
• Kayla and Aaron had their own song: Chris Young's Who I Am With You
• Nick told Dick he has never seen Kayla as happy as when she was with Aaron.
• Rekietas got a cigar box for Aaron. Nick sat him down on the couch, Kayla came over naked to "present" the gift naked, sat on his lap. Nick left the room, but Aaron was freaked out because he'd notice Nick peeking at them several times.
• Aaron and Kayla would try to sneak sex in bed with the other two present, one time Kayla took Nick's hand during it and Nick freaked out and left the room.
• Aaron and Kayla would be upstairs fucking while Nick did his show and April was the corner demon. Sometimes Nick would walk in on them and lose his mind.
• Nick would constantly question Aaron and Kayla about what they were doing together.
• No condoms.

Taking this with a grain of salt (i.e. tempering how "heroic" Aaron makes himself out to be here):
1. The divorce arc is inevitable, this was all just the preamble to the cataclysm.
2. These four are all middle-aged adult teenagers. This shit reads like some tragic gay oscar-bait dramatic romcom flick you'd see on Netflix. I don't even think the average college dorm has drama as immature as this.
3. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RUIN A COMFORTABLE SUBURBAN FAMILY LIFE TO LIVE LIKE THIS

It can't be overstated how much of a fucking cucked faggot Aaron Imholte is. He fell for Kayla's obvious lovebombing hook, line and sinker. Now he's made a bunch of precious memories of their time together in his head while Nick was in the other room fucking his wife. "Oh I made snow angels with Nick Rekieta's busted sloppy seconds, how romantic!"

Kayla and Aaron's relationship sounds like it was at best a textbook rebound, Kayla's a lonely housewife whose husband is out fucking younger tail, so she gets her emotional fulfillment with a simp like Aaron, telling him sweet nothings, having token "romantic" moments like sharing a song or making snow angels to keep him invested and get his hopes up. And seems to have worked like a charm considering he's still simpering over her.

If he actually ends up marrying Kayla after all this, he might just beat out Jack Murphy for the World's Biggest Cuck award. Here's a preemptive congrats on giving her another rung to climb on the ladder dumbass.