🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

How many people has Ralph doxed? How many of his own supporters?

Everyone else remembers the last ten years even if YOU don't, Ralph

Didn’t he dox Dan’s kids a few weeks ago? Along with Cog’s address.

Also BigTech’s kids.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He's just lashing out how much better everyones show is doing in comparison

Even sharing the same guest with Aaron the cuck the casino blew him out numbers wise.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's just lashing out how much better everyones show is doing in comparison

Even sharing the same guest with Aaron the cuck the casino blew him out numbers wise.

To be fair, Ralph had to check which way the wind was blowing before he could grift. Ralph being Ralph, was both late to the game and took the wrong side. I knew it, Ralph's Law has now become acausal. His L on Rekieta donos became the W from Vickers.

 

[Cornelius James]

Unbiased Ralph with his fellow drunk drugged addicted shit parent friend Nick.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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It’s only unbiased out of sheer laziness. Keep shouting into the void though, I’m always open for a chuckle.

 

[Axiom.]

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Dimensional Merge 2: Internet Insanity, Magichan meets an ex host

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Wait, is Ralph not aware the Sonichu demon already visited him?
Lmao.

Xannies and alcohol are a good combination to create a Swiss cheese brain.

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He’s still holding out hope for that Rekieta appearance on the keeeelstream. Once he realises that’s never happening he will turn on Reketamine as quickly as he can pop a Xanax. We all know it’s coming.

 

[AltisticRight]

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>100% unbiased
>Buy my mugshot merchandise
>The pastor swatted children
>The lolyer commentators are doxing his kids

Kill yourself pig.
You should be boiled alive.

 

[Fools Idol]

Ralph, we've been though this more times than I can count. Remember when you got a huge boost from your break up with Nick Fuentes and AF? What happen when that blew over Ralph?

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph really loves to indulge in his narcissistic fantasies.

when lolcow live tanks Keem will be destitute and living in a concrete block in Messkio!
keem will have to give him the keys to his house and girlfriend's vagina, for some reason.

 

[Not Even Twice]

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On the one hand, I would love to see the Nuclear Pig Meltdown if Nick doesn't give Ralph his "EXCLUSIVE FIRST INTERVIEW!" after all. On the other hand Nick going on Ralph's show and rolling around in the moral gutter along side piggy is sure to make the ongoing trainwreck that is Rekieta's life even more disastrous.
I'm conflicted!

 

[SargonF00t]

On the one hand, I would love to see the Nuclear Pig Meltdown if Nick doesn't give Ralph his "EXCLUSIVE FIRST INTERVIEW!" after all. On the other hand Nick going on Ralph's show and rolling around in the moral gutter along side piggy is sure to make the ongoing trainwreck that is Rekieta's life even more disastrous.
I'm conflicted!

Rekieta probably doesn't realise how Ralph reacted when the news of his arrest broke.

If he finds out, I don't think Ralph gets his exclusive interview.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph really loves to indulge in his narcissistic fantasies.

when lolcow live tanks Keem will be destitute and living in a concrete block in Messkio!
keem will have to give him the keys to his house and girlfriend's vagina, for some reason.

Ralph is unable to separate reality from the internet. Had he been born a decade later he would be a troon.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph allowing perspic back in and even claiming him to be one of the "3 kings" is the most shameful thing he's ever done.

 

[Axiom.]

Ralph allowing perspic back in and even claiming him to be one of the "3 kings" is the most shameful thing he's ever done.

Godwinson too, dude absolutely did his best to make Ralph a laughing stock by leaking DMs revealing how much Ralph is having a bad time while he was doing copious amounts of drugs with Elaine of all people.

 

[Fools Idol]

Oh no Josh sisters! He got the EXCLUSIVE quote and even bad mouthed our boy Josh. It's not like you could cut out Ralph completely from his show and nothing would change. Still not as big a deal as the Kino Casino Ralph, remember that you where, what 2nd? 3rd? on Aaron's list.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I love when no one even bothers to respond or care about what he's yelling about. His show and his pull are 100% dead at this point.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

The gunt is being blasted in multiple directions for spreading factual inaccuracies

 

[JhonVent]

It must be dire in Merida if even making things up won’t get you any attention for your withering show, not to say anything about actual donations that are desperately needed.